E61: Prehensile Elephant Dongs

The Bar is Ankle High

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Sources:

https://bowilliams.com/2010/01/betty-white-bob-barkers-sworn-enemy/

https://www.remindmagazine.com/article/5934/bob-barker-called-betty-white-his-sworn-enemy/#:~:text=Both%20Barker%20and%20White%20were,White%20his%20%E2%80%9Csworn%20enemy.%E2%80%9D

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/27/arts/television/bob-barker-betty-white-elephant-zoo.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Barker#Animal_rights

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z4ukQ_WkLo