Jonah - What an Ashole!

Bible Stories for Atheists

We finally cover the story of the little wooden prophet who wanted to be a real boy so bad he ended up in the belly of a whale. Ok, so he wasn't wooden, didn't want to be a real boy, and it was a fish and not a whale. But still!
Hear the iconic tale of Jonah being swallowed for a fi... oh it's over? Just like that, it's just done? Well how are we going to sell children's books based on this? Children and their parents aren't going to read the original story so we can make up stuff to fill space? Awesome. Christian capitalism in action!
It's a super short story so there's not much else to say about it. Also, I would totally jerk off a dolphin for humanity to have clean energy. Just going on the record now.

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Kapitel

1. Intro (00:00:00)

2. About Jonah (00:02:46)

3. And I Ran... I Ran So Far Away... (00:14:47)

4. A Fishy Poem (00:26:37)

5. Ad (00:36:05)

6. A Perfect and Unchanging God (00:37:37)

7. God is it? I'd Like to Speak to Your Manager. (00:54:30)

8. Outro (01:16:30)