#9 - Smelly Feet

A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man

I spent my whole weekend thinkin' about Smelly Feet.
And that's because I heard this girl was goin' to study law and all that stuff.
And I thought - okay I am not prejudiced, some of my best friends are lawyers, but - really? REALLY???
Cause - you know - law is a bunch of made up sh*&t and all that.
(I gotta spell things like sh*&t like that 'cause her daddy may wup me if I use too many explicit swear words around her 'cause she not quite old enough to hear explicit swear words maybe. Now I know she most likely hear a lot of swear words even at that good school of hers and all that but I don't wanna add any extra swear words to this episode just in case she does actually waste her time and listen to this).
And if you got a law degree - you tend to be STUCK in the place you done learned it. Cause it turns out, law is all made up, and the law changes from place to place.
But okay - if you really love that stuff okay. Or you can get a law degree and still do other things and all that.
I jus' want you to be thinkin' about all that as you figuring all that stuff out in your life.
And I would like a good answer to the Smelly Feet question just in case you figure it out along the way.