Send us a text What happens when you mix high-potency mushroom gummies, helicopter dangling, and forgotten hits from the 1970s? The latest MT Alternative Podcast delivers all that and more as Mike and Tom embark on another mind-altering journey through random topics and musical nostalgia. The hosts kick things off with their ongoing "scientific experiment" involving mushroom gummies, creating the perfect mindset for their signature tangential conversations. They quickly dive into a passionate rant about Tesla protesters who destroy the very electric vehicles they once celebrated – a perfect example of what Mike and Tom see as leftist hypocrisy in action. As they note, "The irony or the hypocrisy, or both... you already paid for it, you stupid ass." The highlight of this episode comes in two parts. First, Troy joins for an interview where he details his long-standing feud with Squeak – a rivalry that began when Squeak catapulted "an ungodly amount of marshmallow fluff and rainbow sprinkles" onto Troy's beloved 1995 Civic. The animosity between them has now reached legendary status, with Troy declaring, "Some grudges are bigger than us." Later, the podcast showcases five forgotten gems from 1970, including Edison Lighthouse's "Love Grows" and Marmalade's "Reflections of My Life." Tom and Mike's genuine enthusiasm for these tracks reveals their deep appreciation for an era when "songs told stories" instead of today's "gibberish." Their musical journey is punctuated by personal memories that demonstrate how these songs became interwoven with their life experiences. The madness reaches its peak when Squeak himself appears, recounting his harrowing journey to the studio – dangling from a rope beneath Troy's helicopter after a mid-air mishap. His indignation at this "ride" provides some of the episode's most hilarious moments. Whether you're a nostalgic music lover or simply enjoy listening to two friends ramble through whatever topics strike their fancy, this episode delivers the unfiltered, unpredictable entertainment that MT Alternative fans have come to expect. Join us again next time for forgotten hits from 1971!…

Send us a text Mike and Tom kick off another hilarious episode by unveiling their shiny new toy - a Zoom PodTrack P8 mixer that promises to make their ridiculous conversations sound crystal clear. "The stupid shit we say will sound much better," they joke, perfectly capturing the essence of their unfiltered approach to podcasting. Between sips of cold beer, the duo embarks on another "research" session with Crispy Blunt Minis, setting the perfect tone for their wide-ranging conversation. Their candid political musings feel like eavesdropping on two friends at a bar rather than a scripted discussion, touching on border security policies and media double standards without taking themselves too seriously. The podcast hits its comedic stride when they share a collection of absurd 911 calls and the dispatchers' brilliant responses. From someone reporting a "suspicious package" (which turns out to be their Amazon delivery) to callers complaining about bad haircuts, these stories showcase the hosts' ability to find humor in everyday absurdity. Their genuine laughter throughout this segment is infectious, pulling listeners into their world of lighthearted banter. The appearance of recurring characters Pip and Squeak adds another layer of entertainment, with ongoing jokes about Squeak's mysterious encounters with a squirrel and the promise of Troy picking him up by helicopter for the next episode. These running gags create a sense of community for regular listeners while remaining accessible to newcomers. As they wrap up, Mike and Tom preview their upcoming musical segment on forgotten songs from their youth and remind listeners about their website where voicemails can be left. Their casual sign-off perfectly captures why fans keep coming back – for the unpretentious, genuine connection they've created that feels less like a produced show and more like hanging out with old friends. Ready to join Mike and Tom for their next adventure? Subscribe now to catch Troy's appearance and discover whether Squeak will finally confront that squirrel!…

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Send us a text Ever wondered if Bigfoot actually exists or if it's just another wild conspiracy theory? Well, grab your earbuds as Mike, Tom, and I, Daniel, tackle this age-old mystery with our usual blend of sarcasm and skepticism. In our latest episode of the MT Alternative Podcast, we also share some laughs over Valentine's Day's commercial antics and the whimsical unpredictability of weather. Plus, we give our two cents on the rollercoaster that is politics and the cryptocurrency craze, especially our favorite: Dogecoin. We’re all about random yet delightful conversations, and this episode is no exception. From a Kansas City Chiefs player's Super Bowl triumphs to an epic showdown with the Philadelphia Eagles' defense, our sports banter is anything but dull. Ever tried "Thor and Hulk" gummies? You'll want to hear about our fruity experiment with them. The episode takes a lighter twist as we recount bizarre tales of quirky individuals we’ve spotted at Walmart and share some of our eclectic music tastes spanning from the '60s to now. Prepare for belly laughs as we recount Squeak's hilarious squirrel misadventure caught on video, and explore the treasure trove of ridiculous excuses people concoct in daily life. Who knew a psychic warning could be a reason to miss work or that you could write a goodbye letter to a fish? We celebrate the joy of gab as our remedy for life's chaos, wrapping up our episode with a tribute to casual, carefree banter. So, take a break from the serious, and join us for a hearty laugh and a chance to embrace the absurdity of life.…

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Send us a text This episode reflects on the chaos and joy of 2024, as Mike and Tom share their hilarious takes on their New Year's resolutions while inviting listeners into their world of unique traditions and guest messages. With a spirited mix of anecdotes, lighthearted rants, and heartfelt moments, they encourage listeners to welcome 2025 with laughter and optimism. • Highlights and lowlights of 2024 • Discussion on different New Year’s resolutions • Special messages from guests Troy and Bill • Squeak’s humorous airplane rants • Exploration of international New Year traditions • Hosts express gratitude for audience support and engagement…

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Send us a text Ever wondered how two doodles on a napkin could spark a worldwide sensation? Join us as we welcome the effervescent duo Pip and Squeak from "Lil' Dudes," alongside our resident hosts Mike and Tom. Pip retells the hilarious origins of keeping Squeak's fiery antics in check, which range from toaster mishaps to receiving blueprints for heists from fans. Aspiring "Lil' Dudes" get a nugget of wisdom from Pip and Squeak on dreaming big while keeping your chaos organized. Expect a rollicking ride through the trials of everyday car troubles, where digital displays become digital disarrays and fender-benders turn into comedic masterpieces. Mike and Tom sprinkle in tales of near misses at the tire shop, coupled with whimsical dreams of swapping lives with cartoon legends. Entrepreneurial pursuits take a quirky twist with ventures like "Squeak's Unlimited Slime Emporium" and "Kip's Practical Planner," leaving you both amused and puzzled over whether to invest or run away. And who wouldn't be tickled by the saga of California's highway project, halted for the sake of the long-tailed kangaroo rat? With wit and a dash of sarcasm, we unravel the irony of environmental priorities, offering a light-hearted critique of societal quirks. As the holiday season approaches, brace yourself for more chaos and cheer with Pip and Squeak, promising a festive whirlwind of laughter and mayhem. So grab your eggnog and settle in for a merry mix of holiday misinterpretations and existential musings!…

Send us a text Ever wondered how a dog can survive the wilderness for 28 days or how an apple tree might save a house from a mudslide? This season finale of the MT Alternative Podcast promises to warm your heart and tickle your funny bone as we recount incredible tales of resilience from Asheville's mountain communities. Despite the ongoing struggles with water shortages, the spirit of these communities shines through, and we encourage thoughtful donations to support their needs. As we close out the season, we reflect on the power of community and the difference a small act of kindness can make. Switching gears, we tackle the tumultuous political landscape following Trump's election victory, with a blend of critique and humor that only we can deliver. There’s an undeniable craving for change, and we speculate on the potential shifts in policies with our signature playful banter. Amidst the political commentary, we share light-hearted stories of traffic stops and holiday overeating, proving that laughter truly is the best policy. Familiar voices and characters join us, adding depth and humor to our spirited discussion. As the holiday season approaches, we launch into a merry exploration of Thanksgiving traditions that defy convention. From the amusing escapades with our pet monkeys, Curious and George, to the wacky world of turkey bowling and the culinary marvel that is turducken, our banter captures the festive spirit. We wrap things up with a nod to the pie-throwing antics at North Technical High School in Missouri, leaving you with a smile as we bid farewell to another unforgettable season. Join us for a heartwarming and laughter-filled conclusion to this year’s journey!…

Send us a text Who would have thought macaroni and cheese could lead us into a wild ride through the chaos of inexperienced quarterbacks and the woes of an offensive line? After a brief hiatus courtesy of Hurricane Helene, we're back with tales from workday decisions and unexpected Walmart adventures. We then navigate the vast universe of movie soundtracks, kicking off with the legendary Star Wars scores and uncovering hidden gems. There’s laughter, curiosity, and perhaps a nostalgic tear or two as we remember how sometimes the music truly steals the show from the movie itself. Prepare for a trip down memory lane as we hit the rewind button on classic 80s movie soundtracks. From Kenny Loggins' adrenaline-pumping "Danger Zone" to Berlin's sultry "Take My Breath Away," we reminisce on how these iconic tracks defined films like "Top Gun" and "Rocky III." But it’s not just about the hits; we spotlight lesser-known movies and their surprising soundtracks, peppering our conversation with humorous commentary on everything from quirky weather forecasts to unconventional movie titles. The conversation takes an unpredictable turn into the world of celebrity politics and whimsical festivals like "Wiener Fest," all while playfully critiquing old favorites like "The Wizard of Oz." As we wrap up, we tackle the serious aftermath of Hurricane Helena and the latest election results with our trademark humor and sarcasm. It’s a rollercoaster of laughs, memories, and just a few groans as we bid farewell to the season with hopes of smoother sailing in the future. Join us for this eclectic mix of nostalgia, whimsy, and a dash of chaos.…

Send us a text What if the government's response to natural disasters isn't as effective as we think it should be? This episode of the MT Alternative Podcast explores that very question as Mike and Tom tackle the aftermath of hurricanes Helena and Milton. We venture through the hard-hit areas of the southern United States, from Asheville to the battered towns of Spruce Pine and Marion in North Carolina. The devastation is profound, disrupting entire communities and industries, and we find ourselves questioning the adequacy of federal aid and FEMA's response. Sharing personal stories of loss and resilience, we underscore the critical role of local support and private citizens in the recovery process. Amidst the chaos, we shift our focus to the remarkable efforts of community-driven initiatives in states like Florida, North Carolina, and Tennessee. Conversations revolve around the importance of supporting local businesses and choosing hormone-free, locally-sourced food options. Even in times of despair, a touch of humor helps lighten the load, as we encourage listeners to contribute tangible aid, like coats and sleeping bags, through local organizations for quicker relief. Our community's spirit shines through as we hear stories of helicopter pilots and neighbors stepping up to provide crucial assistance. We also wade into the intriguing topic of weather modification and conspiracy theories, questioning government involvement and inefficiencies. Whether it's cloud seeding or patents, skepticism abounds as we delve into public sentiments and the power of community against governmental shortcomings. Through it all, we emphasize the humanity and compassion that binds us together, encouraging listeners to engage with us through our website and social media. As we wrap up, a humorous nod to our pre-hurricane podcast delay sets the stage for more insightful discussions in the weeks ahead, promising a reflective look back at simpler times.…

Send us a text What happens when a hurricane takes an unexpected inland detour? Join us on the latest episode of the MT Alternative Podcast as we recount our whirlwind experiences with Hurricane Helena's impact on North Carolina and the East Coast. From battling through treacherous commutes and enduring days without power, we share our personal stories of chaos and highlight the remarkable resilience demonstrated by communities banding together in the storm's aftermath. While we faced our own challenges, we recognize our fortune compared to those who suffered greater losses, and we reflect on how our coping strategies, like relying on generators and family support, helped us navigate the storm. As we shift gears, our discussion takes on the critical topic of disaster response, where we shine a spotlight on the inefficiencies of FEMA and the incredible efforts of grassroots organizations like the Cajun Navy and Samaritan's Purse. We praise the everyday heroes armed with nothing but pickup trucks and chainsaws for their life-saving contributions, and we don't shy away from critiquing the government's handling of aid. Our exploration extends to societal issues, raising questions about marijuana legalization disparities and the need for transparent disaster relief funding, urging our listeners to hold organizations accountable for their actions. On a lighter note, we also indulge in some quirky political commentary and amusing product reviews, reminiscing about our recent northern escapades filled with sweet treats like Rainbow Sherbert and Ice Cream Cake. The quest for the perfect high leads us to explore various cannabis strains and their effects, adding a humorous touch to our search for balance between relaxation and activity. As we wrap up, we express gratitude for our listeners' continued support and entice you with a glimpse into future discussions on hurricanes and recovery efforts. Join us as we navigate the complexities of our world with humor, insight, and a healthy dose of skepticism.…

Send us a text What happens when you mix comedy, music, and a touch of absurdity? You get another unforgettable episode of the MT Alternative Podcast! Ever wondered if Europeans have a secret love affair with American country music? We kick things off with our signature banter about zippers and camouflage cans before diving headfirst into the peculiar differences between the American and European music scenes. From our love for bands like Dirty Honey to pondering the universal language of music, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and insights. Get ready to explore the vibrant contrasts between European festivals and American concerts. We discuss the unique challenges faced by smaller bands in the digital age and reminisce about the timeless joy of vinyl records. You'll hear our takes on the stricter EU regulations versus America's freer approach to content and copyright, all while keeping things light-hearted and entertaining. We promise you’ll never look at music festivals the same way again. Lastly, we navigate through the ever-evolving technological landscape of the music industry. Virtual concerts, holographic performances, and social media platforms like TikTok and Patreon are transforming how artists connect with fans. We highlight the rise of independent artists and the pressing issues of royalties and environmental concerns tied to touring. And of course, we sprinkle in our award-worthy humor to keep you chuckling from start to finish. Tune in to laugh, learn, and question everything—except us, because we’re obviously flawless.…

Send us a text Does the idea of lawn darts and NFL biases spark a hint of nostalgia for you? Get ready for another hilarious, thought-provoking episode of the MT Alternative Podcast! We kick things off with some playful banter about dad jokes, recent football games, and Kansas City's latest performance. As we wander down memory lane with childhood games like Red Rover, we set the stage for a deeper conversation about how the music industry's financial landscape has morphed over the past three decades. Curious about the ethical dilemmas facing independent bands today? We unpack the struggles of smaller bands dealing with venues that demand a cut of their merchandise sales, and why supporting artists by buying their music matters now more than ever. From timeless legends like The Beatles and Elvis to current superstars like Taylor Swift and The Weeknd, our discussion highlights the diversity and evolution of the music scene. And let's not forget the upcoming talents rocking today's charts—this segment is sure to leave you pondering the future of music. Finally, we spotlight some incredible independent artists making waves without major label backing. Discover the impactful journeys of Toby Nwigwe, The Warning, Arlo Parks, Japanese Breakfast, Saba, and Soccer Mommy. As we wrap up, expect a hearty dose of humor as we dive into the whimsical world of children's stories like Chicken Little. With laughs and reflections aplenty, this episode is a must-listen for anyone fascinated by the ever-changing music industry.…

Send us a text Ever wondered why Hollywood keeps churning out sequels where everyone got offed in the first movie? Or how methamphetamine ended up concealed in celery? Buckle up for this wild ride on the MT Alternative Podcast! Daniel launches us into a whirlwind of humor and sarcasm as we recount Tom's misadventures at the Happy Valley Fiddlers Convention, complete with T-shirt drama and traffic nightmares. From there, we switch gears to the chaotic world of football season, throwing playful jabs at teams like the Kansas City Chiefs, Raiders, Broncos, Cowboys, and Patriots. Just when you think it can't get any weirder, we dive into absurd news stories, teasing our upcoming podcast "Overtime" for even more shenanigans. Get ready for a hilarious critique of Hollywood's baffling sequel choices—what were they thinking?—and the shared frustration of working hard without seeing the paycheck. Amidst our banter, we explore the current state of the music industry, shaking our heads at recommendations like The Beatles and Led Zeppelin being pitched as "new." Instead, we shine a spotlight on fresh talent like Dirty Honey and Greta Van Fleet, praising the independent artists who are breaking free from the cookie-cutter mold. Join us for a blend of sharp wit, outrageous stories, and genuine appreciation for creative ingenuity that's sure to leave you laughing and thinking.…