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Why do so many of us get nervous when public speaking? Communication expert Lawrence Bernstein says the key to dealing with the pressure is as simple as having a casual chat. He introduces the "coffee shop test" as a way to help you overcome nerves, connect with your audience and deliver a message that truly resonates. After the talk, Modupe explains a similar approach in academia called the "Grandma test," and how public speaking can be as simple as a conversation with grandma. Want to help shape TED’s shows going forward? Fill out our survey ! Become a TED Member today at ted.com/join Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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The Rich Dickman Show – Our Story (So Far) Once upon a time, two friends named Rem and Huell hit the record button and launched a humble podcast with an anything-goes attitude. In those early days (circa 2018), they riffed on everything from why sharing feelings might be overrated to the wonders of recreational weed and the weird world of Twitch streaming. They even joked about making Rem’s mom a Patreon reward (yes, really) – setting the tone for a show that would blend irreverent humor with real-life absurdities. It was clear from Episode 1 that The Rich Dickman Show wasn’t your average talk show; it was a wild ride through the bizarre corners of everyday life, guided by two sharp-witted hosts finding their groove. Change came quickly (and hilariously) for our intrepid podcasters. The original co-hosts were Rem and Huell, but after 52 episodes, Huell decided to embark on an “epic” life journey – reportedly leaving the show to “tour the mountains in the Middle East with ISIS”. (Yes, you read that right – that’s the official story, and the guys still chuckle about it!). Rem, now a solo captain, wasn’t about to let the ship sink. He brought in Ray, a friend with a laid-back vibe and a knack for podcast banter. Ray fit right in… at least until the next plot twist. The show started to feature actual porn stars. Ray was “forced to quit” the show due to a contractual obligation. This era of upheaval became legend among fans – a reminder that in the world of Rich Dickman, truth is often stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Through all these twists, one man remained Rem’s constant companion: Randy. Described as a “loyal member of the show since the beginning, having been saved by Rem in the past”, Randy started as that behind-the-scenes buddy who gradually slid into the spotlight. (There’s an inside joke that Rem once “saved” Randy – don’t ask from what; the answers range from a burning building to saving him from dating a vegan). What matters is that Randy’s been the heart of the show, always there to chime in with a hearty laugh or an outrageous anecdote. Of course, being Rem’s loyal sidekick also means enduring Rem’s sharp tongue – it’s a running gag that Rem has never encountered a Randy idea he couldn’t lovingly snark apart. Longtime listeners live for these moments: Rem quips, Randy groans, and the friendship underneath it all only grows stronger (in a tough love kind of way). After Ray’s dramatic exit, the show pressed on with Rem and Randy steering the ship. By episode 175, they were ready for fresh energy – and along came Cody. Originally seeking “a new source of entertainment” in his life, Cody found it at the Rich Dickman virtual table and quickly became an integral part of the crew. With Cody’s arrival, the podcast evolved into its modern form: a trio (sometimes quartet) of friends with an almost absurd chemistry. Cody brought his own flair – a mix of deadpan delivery and unpredictable humor – and soon discovered that no one is safe from shenanigans on this show (not even the new guy!). If there’s a ridiculous script or ad to be read, guess who gets volunteered? That’s right – Cody’s your man, and he’s learned to lean into the joke every time. As the cast settled into Rem, Randy, and Cody, the content of the show hit its stride. The Rich Dickman Show transformed into a variety show of hilarity, introducing segment after segment of pure comedic gold. A typical episode can feel like an eclectic carnival: one minute you’re getting genuine life advice, and the next you’re hearing an absurd hypothetical about launching babies from cannons. The boys even started formally naming their recurring bits, much to the delight of the “Dickman faithful.” Here are just a few of the fan-favorite segments that have become hallmarks of the show’s evolution: “Thinking With Your Dickman” – Ever wish you had a panel of unfiltered friends to consult on life’s bizarre questions? This segment is exactly that. The hosts dive into listener questions and dilemmas, dishing out advice with a hearty dose of sarcasm and heart. The wisdom flows freely as the guys tackle everything from techy troubles to fashion fails. One week they might seriously debate the ethics of an AI butler with an attitude problem, and the next they’re helping a listener decide whether it’s okay to wear comfy Prada shoes with a Gucci handbag. It’s equal parts thought-provoking and side-splitting, often ending with Rem bewildered at how these discussions veer off-road. (Global egg prices vs. handbag fashion – why not both?) “Cody Reads Copy” – When Cody joined, Rem and Randy quickly discovered his secret talent: reading advertisements in a voice so earnest you’d think he was auditioning for primetime. Naturally, they decided to have some fun with it. In this bit, poor Cody gets tricked or dared into reading outrageous ad copy on air – usually without any prior warning. Whether it’s a fake promo for Randy’s questionable Airbnb or a scathing mock review of McDonald’s latest “McFlation Meal” (dry fries and all), Cody delivers it with golden-throated conviction. The results? Comedy magic, especially when Cody realizes mid-read that he’s been had. (If you ever hear him suddenly break and yell “Really, guys?!” you know the script was a doozy.) “Cody Reads Copy” started as a prank, but it’s now a beloved staple – listeners love waiting to hear what ridiculous script lands in Cody’s hands next. “Dickman Dilemmas” – Moral choices, Rich Dickman style. This segment throws the hosts into outrageous hypothetical scenarios and asks: What would you do? Of course, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill dilemmas – they’re more like wacky Twilight Zone experiments. The hosts have agonized (and laughed) over questions like: Would you survive life with an immortal, ever-growing hamster? Or would you take $5 million to shoot a baby out of a cannon (into a net, safely… probably)?. Nothing is too absurd. One infamous dilemma forced Rem to choose between uttering the most forbidden word on live TV or saving an entire city from doom – yikes! (His solution still has the fanbase divided, by the way.) What makes “Dickman Dilemmas” shine is the crew’s chemistry in action: Rem might play the pragmatist (“Sorry, morals, but I choose the cash”), Cody will look for a loophole in the question, Randy will suggest an outlandish workaround (how about a baby parachute, anyone?), and Ray – if he’s around – will weigh in with that sly dad wisdom (usually right before taking the scenario off the rails). It’s a twisted test of ethics wrapped in humor, and it routinely leaves everyone crying with laughter (and occasionally questioning their own sanity). “What Would Jesus Draw?” – Just when you think the show can’t get more inventive, it throws divine AI art into the mix. What Would Jesus Draw? is the brainchild of the Rich Dickman crew’s collective madness and their embrace of modern tech. In this segment – sponsored by the holiest (and most hilariously irreverent) art gallery on the web, WhatWouldJesusDraw.com – the hosts unleash an AI to create artwork featuring Jesus Christ in the most bizarre situations. Think biblical figure meets meme culture: Jesus brokering a peace deal between historical figures? Done. Jesus on a fishing trip or at Mardi Gras? Absolutely. The prompts are as wild as the imaginations of Rem, Randy, Cody, and Ray. Each host pitches a scenario and the AI tries to make it a (digital) reality – often with comically weird results. (We’ve gotten Jesus mixing it up with everyone from Abe Lincoln to Genghis Khan on the Great Wall – you truly never know what’s coming.) The segment usually ends in a friendly competition over whose ridiculous Jesus art wins the day. And the best part: fans can actually see and own these masterpieces! The crew enthusiastically encourages listeners to check out the gallery and even purchase digital downloads of the images on WhatWouldJesusDraw.com (nothing says “devout” like Jesus wielding a lightsaber on your living room wall, right?). This segment embodies what the Rich Dickman Show is all about – pushing boundaries with a grin, blending tech, creativity, and comedy in a way no one else does. Of course, these are just a few of the regular antics. Over the years, the show has also featured the weekly “Dick of the Week” award (pointing fingers at the world’s biggest jerk with zero mercy), spontaneous games like “Celebrity Dick Match” (ever argue who’d win in a fight: Danny DeVito or MrBeast? They have) and even invented new “Laws of Power” for personal gain. The content evolves with the times – and sometimes ahead of them. In fact, The Rich Dickman Show has fully embraced the 21st century’s quirks: they’ve integrated A.I. and modern tech into their shenanigans whenever possible. Whether it’s using AI chatbots, known as “interns”, as tools to brainstorm insane scenarios or turning the latest internet craze into a talking point, the show stays fresh and unpredictably current. (As one episode description put it, the guys now incorporate “cutting-edge technology into [their] content” – which is a fancy way of saying they’ll happily let a computer blow their minds on air). This blend of classic buddy-talk and futuristic twists keeps both long-time listeners and new fans on their toes. You might tune in for the nostalgia of the banter, but you’ll stick around to see what crazy idea they try next – a recipe generator for cocktails named after show memes? AI-generated fan fiction of Randy’s life? Nothing’s off the table. What truly sets The Rich Dickman Show apart is the chemistry and camaraderie between its hosts. It’s the secret sauce that turns even the most random topics into comedic gold. Rem, the ringleader, brings quick wit and a propensity for telling it like it is – especially when it comes to ribbing Randy. He’s the guy who will sarcastically announce a “promotion watch” for Randy then cut him down to size with a one-liner (all out of love… we think). Randy, the lovable wildcard, is the beating heart of the show – one minute he’s pitching a crazy scheme or laughing at his own follies, and the next he’s the butt of the joke when a bit goes sideways. (If something catches on fire or glitches out, you can bet Rem will immediately quip, “This has Randy written all over it.”) Cody, the new blood turned brother-in-arms, often plays the middleman – sometimes he’s instigating chaos with a cheeky comment, other times he’s throwing up his hands saying “I just read what you give me, guys!” after an especially outrageous “Reads Copy” stunt. His dry humor and surprising stories (ask him about his oddly demanding elderly neighbor sometime) add a unique flavor to the mix. And then there’s Ray – the prodigal co-host who’s been in and out like a sitcom neighbor. When Ray’s on the mic, he slides in with a mellow tone and sly grin, ready to drop a zinger or share a too-crazy-to-be-false story from his own life. Ray’s the guy who might casually mention he has a 0 handicap in gold or update us on his dog-walking routine and insurance sagas, leaving the others in stitches. Together, this foursome creates a dynamic that’s equal parts chaos and warmth. You can tell these guys are genuine friends because no one else could get away with roasting each other so hard and still share a toke (or three) after the show. The inside jokes and running gags that have developed are a treasure trove for the devoted audience – the “Richlings,” as the most passionate fans proudly call themselves. Longtime listeners cackle when they hear phrases like “eating stickers” or “boosted and seated,” knowing exactly which past episode spawned it. Rem’s perpetual exasperation with Randy’s antics has become a show tradition – if Randy even sneezes wrong, you’ll hear Rem’s dramatic sigh of disapproval (a signal for everyone else to grin, knowing a classic Rem-Randy rant is coming). There’s also the ongoing mockery of Rem’s own habits; despite being the bossman, he’s earned the nickname “Tardy Rem” after more than a few late arrivals and tech hiccups. And we can’t forget the playful sponsor spoofs – like the time they pretended to have Applebee’s backing a totally fake “Dickman Eating Challenge,” or when every weird new segment is jokingly “brought to you by Randy’s failing internet connection.” These in-jokes make the podcast feel like an exclusive club – but don’t worry, new listeners aren’t left out for long. The hosts do a stellar job of bringing everyone up to speed with a wink and a nod, so you’ll be laughing along and feeling like part of the gang in no time. Major milestones? Oh, there’ve been plenty. The show celebrated Episode 50 with the same gusto as Episode 250 – each a testament to their commitment to fun. Reaching the 100th episode was a big deal (cue the sentimental montage… that quickly devolved into jokes about how they haven’t been cancelled yet). By Episode 200, the podcast had truly built its own universe of characters and callbacks, so the crew marked the occasion with an over-the-top special (and perhaps an over-the-top amount of whiskey on Rem’s part). They’ve experimented with live streams, welcomed a parade of special guests – from fellow podcasters to that one guy known only as “Steven Dickman” who became a minor celebrity in their circles and even spawned a spinoff project (hello, WhatWouldJesusDraw.com!). One of the most heartwarming turning points was when Randy, a fluffy boy, injected Wegovy live on the show. It ground baking podcast goodness – equal parts roasting and supportive– and fans old and new absolutely ate it up. Moments like these highlight the show’s journey: it’s not just a podcast; it’s an ongoing story with evolving chapters and characters who grow (and occasionally literally leave the country!). And if you ask the superfans, they’ll tell you some of the best episodes are the ones where chaos reigns: the infamous “Audio Sync Disaster” episode, or the time an AI chatbot was accidentally let loose on their Twitter mid-show, or the many holiday specials where the eggnog flowed, and the conversations got extra spicy. Now, here we are, nearly 300 episodes in and still going strong. The Rich Dickman Show has come a long way from that first recording in 2018. It’s a show that’s grown and reinvented itself while keeping the core vibe intact – a bunch of friends taking on the world’s craziness one week at a time, armed with jokes, honesty, and absolutely zero filter. They’ve proven that no matter the challenge – be it losing a co-host to “terrorists” or figuring out how to make AI Jesus ride a dinosaur – they’ll face it with a laugh and keep the good times rolling. So, whether you’re a day-one listener who can recite the Dick of the Week theme song from memory, or you’re a curious newcomer wondering what the heck a Dickman even is, welcome to the party! The Rich Dickman Show’s story is still being written, and you’re invited to join in the fun. Kick back with Rem, Ray, Cody, and Randy as they share their lives, roast each other mercilessly, answer your wild questions, and push the boundaries of podcasting into bold, silly new places. It’s all the best parts of hanging out with your funniest friends, plus a dash of shock value and a pinch of heart. In the end, the goal is simple: make you laugh, make you think, and leave you eagerly waiting for what’s next – because with this crew, the next chapter is always the most outrageous one yet. Stay rich, Dickman fans! The adventure continues… and we’re so glad you’re along for the ride. Cheers!

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TRDS - Unauthorized Too 1:36:33

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The Rich Dickman Show: Unauthorized Too Episode Summary: In this unauthorized sequel, chaos is the only agenda. The boys gather to drink Eagle Rare, fail to describe it, rage at OBS, and tumble headfirst into tangents about AI fatherhood, weird family dynamics, and the questionable ethics of digital legacies. From parenting dilemmas to high-stakes Hall of Fame debates, from Jesus fighting pagan gods in gladiatorial combat to Goku slap-boxing — nothing is sacred. It's a reckless, hilarious mess and it's exactly what Unauthorized Too should be. Chapters: 0:01 — Eagle Rare Memories 6:20 — Family Voices and AI 12:14 — The Dilemma of Parenthood 24:20 — The Hall of Fame Debate 33:26 — AI and Human Complexity 34:05 — Sports and Scams 43:43 — The Rick and Morty Discussion 47:08 — Marvel Movie Delays 50:22 — Unauthorized Jesus Art Segment 54:38 — Jesus vs. Pagan Gods 56:33 — AI Art and Its Absurdity 58:56 — Slap Boxing with Goku 1:01:27 — The 4D Chess Conundrum 1:05:06 — Explaining Four Dimensions 1:10:55 — AI Obsession and Chaos 1:14:07 — Planning Episode 300 1:28:43 — The Chaotic Final Prompts 1:34:50 — Reflecting on the Chaos Highlights: Randy plans to raise his kids with an AI replica of himself. Jesus jousts Kratos and plays Battleship against Ganesh. OBS crashes and spirits are broken. Goku slap boxes Jesus at a Russian tournament. 4D chess finally explained... kinda. Unauthorized tangents, fake Hawaiian getaways, and way too much Stitch. Tagline: "Ohana means nobody gets left behind — unless you're debugging OBS."…

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TRDS - Unauthorized 1:34:22

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The Rich Dickman Show – Unauthorized Timestamps: 0:08 Mini Bar Madness 0:57 Podcast Introduction 2:46 Hotel Room Chronicles 4:15 Chicken and Pets 5:35 High School Lunch Adventures 6:36 On the Taste of Cat 7:46 Culinary Curiosities 10:48 Tech Troubles in Hotels 15:27 California Conundrums 19:02 Family and Technology 22:04 Pitching New Ideas 26:17 Golfing Shenanigans 28:56 College Memories 31:25 Boston Sightseeing 32:18 Historical Reflections 34:27 AI and Creativity 38:49 Personal Updates 44:34 Layoffs and Promotions 46:10 Business Decisions in Wrestling 47:06 Wrestling in the Neighborhood 1:05:36 The Journey to Wrestling School 1:10:29 The Fine Line of Comedy 1:19:29 The Mini Fridge Heist 1:23:59 Unconventional Food Discussions 1:26:17 The AI Triple T Pivot 1:30:26 Personal Struggles and Vulnerabilities 1:33:43 The Chaotic Outro Episode Summary This is The Rich Dickman Show completely off the rails. The Unauthorized episode fires from the hip—Ray’s war with a price-gouging mini fridge sets the tone for a no-filter, no-safety-net ride through food taboos, tech failures, and philosophical bullshit. Rem and Randy argue the ethics of eating pets, debate whether “all pets are food, but not all food is pets,” and spiral into tales of questionable school lunches, bat meat, and the global weirdness of what people eat when nobody’s looking. If it walks, crawls, or flies, someone’s tried to eat it here. In between, hotel tech goes full “user hostile,” Airbnb drama erupts, and Ray tries to convince everyone that California is paradise (spoiler: not everyone buys it). Randy pitches an insane AI-driven Dickman archive that nobody asked for but now somehow must exist. But it’s not just chaos for chaos’s sake. Real talk breaks through—layoffs, promotions, wrestling dreams deferred, and personal failures all get dragged into the light, with the crew exposing a little vulnerability behind the relentless jokes. If you want a “safe” show, go elsewhere. If you want friendship forged in chaos, dumb ideas, and hard-earned wisdom, this is the only podcast that delivers. Tags #Comedy #Podcast #FoodEthics #HotelFails #TechTrouble #CulinaryOddities #AI #Wrestling #RealTalk #Chaos #Friendship #Unfiltered…

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Episode 299 - French Catholic Halo 1:49:52

vor 20 Tagen1:49:52

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🎙️ The Rich Dickman Show: Episode 299 - French Catholic Halo 🎉 🔥 Special Shoutout to our friends at Drink a Beer and Play a Game ! We had a blast guesting on their show — check out the crossover episode here: 👉 Watch now 🍻🎮 WWJD x DBPG – He Brewed, He Played – What Would Jesus Draw WWJD – 299 – Jesus Selling Robes – What Would Jesus Draw Buckle up for an episode that's wild, hilarious, and refreshingly candid! Dive headfirst into the chaotic camaraderie that makes The Rich Dickman Show a must-listen. From Randy’s weight loss updates and hilarious near-fired escapades to heated hotel debates and controversial tweets, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and authentic discussions on everything life throws our way. 🔔 Subscribe & Hit the Bell to stay updated with the chaos every week! 📌 Episode Chapters: 0:04 - Naked Truths 0:34 - Flatness of Kansas 1:47 - Randy's Near-Fired Moment 3:01 - Medical Cards and Government Gripes 3:27 - Showtime Shenanigans 5:11 - Weight Loss Journeys 8:09 - Guesting on Other Podcasts 9:01 - Podcasting Adventures 12:00 - AI and Technology Talks 17:12 - Hotel Temperature Debates 30:30 - Fitness and Humor 47:53 - Slapstick Humor and Laughter 53:44 - Tweeting with Purpose 57:19 - Controversial Tweets and Political Banter 58:12 - Quote Retweets and Political Discourse 1:00:54 - The Game of Jules or Not 1:01:39 - Unexpected Commercials and Promotions 1:02:14 - Dick of the Week Controversies 1:02:52 - Hypotheticals and Dilemmas 1:03:23 - What Would Jesus Draw? 1:04:14 - Creative Submissions and Critiques 1:05:15 - The Chaos of Unscripted Conversations 1:06:26 - Reflecting on Authenticity in Podcasting 🎧 About This Episode: In classic Rich Dickman fashion, join Rem, Ray, Cody, and Randy as they hilariously navigate personal updates, weight loss victories, podcasting adventures, and politically charged banter. Enjoy playful segments like "What Would Jesus Draw?" and absurdly fun hypotheticals, all wrapped in unscripted chaos and genuine camaraderie. 🌟 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe! Share your favorite moments below! #RichDickmanShow #ComedyPodcast #WeightLossJourney #PodcastLife #ControversialTweets #UnfilteredBanter…

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Episode 298 - Flesh Toned Boa 1:39:24

vor 5 weeks1:39:24

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🎙️ The Rich Dickman Show – Episode 298: “Flesh Toned Boa” This week on The Rich Dickman Show, Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy unleash another round of unfiltered chaos—covering everything from goat poop and hotel rage to AI Jesus art and morally bankrupt hypotheticals. It’s dumb. It’s brilliant. It’s TRDS. 🐐 Randy Buys a Goat Randy confesses that his wife impulse-bought a live goat at a swap meet—for $125. It now lives in their house and poops "little pellets" that are “easy to sweep.” Totally normal. This spirals into his weight update: last week, 393.4 lbs. This week? 384.9—a big drop he credits to liquid shits. He’s also moving forward with bariatric surgery, prompting the gang to brainstorm what to do with the future excess skin. A “flesh-toned boa” is the frontrunner. Disgusting. Hilarious. 🛁 Rem vs. The Hotel Shower Rem vents about being bait-and-switched by a Maryland hotel that advertised a tub but had a water-saving walk-in shower instead. This leads to a passionate tirade about modern hotel failures, bath-time rituals, and somehow, climate change, water evaporation, and magnetic pole shifts. Yes, really. 💰 Holy Assets & Spam Calls Randy drops a bombshell: the Mormon Church is worth $293 billion, easily dwarfing the Vatican’s $15B. The guys swap tales about Scientology mall recruiters and nearly getting thetans tested. That segues into a unified rage session on spam calls, especially the solar panel grift. Spoiler: they hate you. 📱 Ray’s $2,400 War with AT&T Ray unleashes a legendary consumer rage segment, recounting his three-year battle with AT&T over a failed trade-in promo that cost him $2,400. After 20 years of loyalty, he jumps to T-Mobile, gets better speeds instantly, and regrets only that he couldn’t rage-quit in person. They offered him $100 to stay. He laughed and walked out. Verdict: “Money-hungry goofballs.” 🥡 Cody’s Week in Vibes Cody had an objectively better time: Attended a Chinese zodiac-themed light show Ate duck dumplings with bacon and cheese Crushed a structurally sound food truck burger with loaded fries Drank Kool-Aid with pineapple chunks out of a reusable pouch Peak week unlocked. 🐓 Dick of the Week This week’s candidates: A student rescued twice from Mount Fuji A woman who firebombed a Tesla dealership with Nazi graffiti Antisemitic vandals targeting a historic synagogue in Philly Winner: The Molotov-tossing Tesla hater. No contest. ❓ Dickman Dilemmas Ethics get chokeslammed as the boys debate life’s most deranged hypotheticals: 🦁 Lick or Click? Let a lion lick steak sauce off your chest, or sit in a room for 10 minutes with a monkey holding a loaded gun? Heads up: Lions hate sugar. Monkeys hate rules. 🐶 Puppy Orphanage or Poverty Forever? Destroy a puppy orphanage live on TV for $5M, or make minimum wage forever? Take the money. Evacuate the pups. Rebuild it better. 👵 Hug Grandma, Lose Yourself? Travel back in time to hug your dead grandma, but risk erasing your own existence. Depends: Were her cookies worth the cosmic gamble? 🦅 Dictator for a Day, Then Die? Become Supreme Dictator for 24 hours and pass any laws—but you’re publicly executed at the end. Loophole: Outlaw your own execution. Easy game. 💎 Jules or Not New game: Were these unhinged tweets written by Jules, Rem’s former co-host? Two tweets. Two rounds of debate. Zero answers. Maximum confusion. 🎣 Gorton’s Fish Fillet Ad Ad read time. It’s for Gorton’s Fish Fillets, and somehow it turns into a full sketch. You’ll either crave fish—or question your life choices. ✝️ What Would Jesus Draw? This week’s prompt: Jesus doing outdoor spring sports. AI-generated holy chaos includes: Ultimate frisbee Jesus Cheese-rolling Jesus (with Girl Scouts and Jedi watching) Golfing Jesus on water while Moses heckles Lawn dart Jesus at a Memorial Day picnic featuring bikinis and a severed head Winner: Golf Jesus with Moses, in the style of a vintage golf ad. Next week’s theme: Jesus selling designer robes. 👻 Haunted Houses & Wrestling Debates Ray updates us on a possibly haunted Airbnb—a return trip is planned. Then: A serious debate on whether pro wrestling is America’s greatest art (it is), whether Goldberg is good (he's not), and the Back to the Future deep-cut about Eric Stoltz almost playing Marty McFly. 🎤 Outro Final plugs: 👉 WhatWouldJesusDraw.com 👉 Send in your Dickman Dillemas 👉 Call the Dickman Line: 513-512-5721 Post-show banter includes server costs, barking dogs, and just enough existential dread to remind you you’re alive.…

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Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position 1:50:03

vor 6 weeks1:50:03

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The Rich Dickman Show Episode 297 - Tornado Drill Position with hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy Opening Banter Recap: The episode begins with the hosts returning, with Rem noting that they are "back at it". Rem explains that he finally figured out a camera or account issue from a couple of years ago, realizing his wife had created a new account that bypassed security, making the old one look like a fresh reinstall. He wiped the new account, reverted to the old one, and his stuff, including old backgrounds from about two years ago, reappeared. This brought back some "blast from the past" backgrounds. They confirm the episode number is 297, correcting Randy who thought it was 296. Randy is asked to create a Brady Bunch screen using illustrations or real photos, including one of Ray. Ray mentions he can text a picture he took in front of a gas pump where the average price was $5.90 a gallon, which prompts comments on high gas prices (Rem filled up for $2.79 and was annoyed, Ray was around $2.93) and the general expense of things where Ray is located. Ray then mentions his recent weight loss. Randy asks what Ray's weight was last week, and Ray gives a number (396.8). Cody and Ray guess Ray's current weight before Ray reveals it is 393.4. Cody wins the guess. Ray clarifies he started at 436 pounds, tracking it in the show notes, indicating a loss of 21.8 pounds just on the show. This prompts praise from the others, calling it "good" and "a month's worth of work". Ray mentions building a fence so his dogs can go out without needing to be walked. They briefly discuss protecting wells from zombies like in The Walking Dead. Ohio is described as "weird" and Ray's backyard video is mentioned as everything imagined for Ohio – flat, surprisingly lacking trees initially, although Ray clarifies he has trees, and his side yard is 65 feet long by 25 feet wide with a zipline. Cody mentions his acre is half dead grass, ants, and dirt. Ray notes that living on a hill sucks. Rem talks about growing up on three acres and how fun it was as a kid, not needing to be manicured. Rem mentions dealing with his "little one" digging holes and making mud for monster trucks in his yard and getting annoyed by ants. Cody mentions chilling post-Easter with leftovers and discount candy, referring to the period as the "holy refraction". There's discussion about the Pope dying, mentioning it happened on 4/20 or 4/21, his age (88), and nationality (Argentina). They list the last four Popes they've lived through: John Paul I, John Paul II, Benedict, and Pope Francis. Ray questions why anyone not Catholic would care who the Pope is. Rem argues everyone should care who the "Holy Father" is. They discuss Catholic practices like infallibility, celibacy, and the public recognition of the Pope compared to leaders of other religions. Cody recounts being asked to be godparents for his brother-in-law's child and being told they had to be married in a Catholic church, highlighting what he sees as Catholicism focusing on the "wrong things" and being too "ceremonial" rather than practical. Rem agrees it's all ceremony. Despite critiques of the ceremony, they acknowledge that if Catholics believe Christ died and was resurrected, they can still get to heaven, and that religion in general, like the Ten Commandments, provides a good way of living. The "best atheist on the show" (Rem) states that the lack of religion in society is a big problem because people need it. They critique the commandment "Shall not take the Lord's name in vain," arguing the Constitution supersedes the Ten Commandments. They discuss Cody's religious background in Alabama, describing it as "white people Baptist type stuff". Cody mentions being baptized "like 30 times" by different denominations. He ranks his top three baptism experiences: Nazarene (clinical) is number three, Episcopalian (female officiant) is number two, and Baptist (party, dunked in a creek, held under) is number one. They discuss sourdough starter and Ray's wife's breast milk used for practical purposes like treating pink eye. Ray describes his first experience with a bidet in a fancy restaurant restroom, being scared by the air dry function. They argue about the necessity of bidets vs. manual cleaning in the shower. Rem's Steve's Lava Chicken t-shirt design being rejected by Amazon merch is mentioned. They mention starting a band called Bubblegut and the Poops. The podcast is noted for surpassing the episode count of wrestling shows Dynamite and Nitro. We did the following segments: Thinking with your Dickman This segment features the hosts answering listener questions. Question 1 (from Joanna, treated as John/Joe): "Do I poop too much? I use the restroom an average of three times a day. My boyfriend says a woman shall need to poop once per day, but I'm not convinced. Is there any science to back up this claim? Are there any methods or devices you would recommend to measure my poop volume?". Cody, who has IBS and is a "two time a day type of pooper," validates that pooping multiple times a day is possible. Ray notes his toilet time is typically at least 30 minutes. They recommend getting a bidet for cleanliness, especially with frequent use, but caution against high water pressure to avoid hemorrhoids. They also recommend a seat cushion (like a donut) for long drives. Question 2 (from James, a recently retired actor): "I am a recently retired actor looking for things to do. I am famously starred in a long time running television show... I would like to find some activities that would allow some privacy... suggest some in Denvers.". Cody suggests mini golf and bumper boats as fun activities that might be less conducive to mobs. Rem suggests creating a profile on Fet Life and attending meetups, arguing that people in that lifestyle community are likely to keep secrets to protect themselves. Ray jokingly suggests starting an island. Question 3 (anonymous): "I hate chunky spaghetti sauce. Can you please tell me the best red sauce for pasta that isn't lumpy? Preferably, this advice would come from a true Italian.". Ray, claiming to be the most Italian, suggests Tutori tomato sauce, particularly the canned version, describing it as just sauce, not lumpy. He notes that while it's good as is for the "American people," you can spice it up with garlic, onions, and oregano. Rem talks about making sauce from scratch but acknowledges it's hard to beat store-bought like Prego or Ragu. Cody shares a story of making meatballs and sauce for multiple families using Target brand sauce and pasta, adding baked Italian spicy sausage and basil, and being asked for his "recipe" later. They joke that Americans are easy to please with Italian food. Question 4 (from John): "I want to play hookie from school for a day and need a legitimate excuse. Do you have any ways of getting out of school, but in a way that I can't get caught?". Suggestions include hacking the school's mainframe and changing attendance, getting a contagious illness like mono or pink eye (noting pink eye isn't that bad and a remote doctor's note is easy to get now). An interesting suggestion from Cody is to use microwave beeps to fake an EKG sound during a call. Another suggestion is to get surgery, like for a lazy eye, which could provide extended time off. Cody Reads Copy about Verilife Dispensary in Hillsboro, OH: Cody reads a descriptive piece about a dispensary called Verilife in Hillsboro, Ohio, located between cornfields and Dairy Queens. The copy highlights the "chill energy" and "tactical command" of an employee named Emily, who handles a chaos-inducing attempted robbery ("Tiger King's backup dancer" trying to "jack the stash") by leading the staff in a defensive maneuver before calmly ringing up the customer. The copy concludes that at Verilife, you get "weed," a "story," a "community," and "Emily," and encourages listeners to visit and mention Randy. Dick of the Week: Four nominees are presented for the "Dick of the Week" title. Nominee 1: A 31-year-old woman arrested in Floren Park, New Jersey on April 6, 2025, for DUI and refusing a breath test after driving the wrong way on a turnpike and other roads during a rainstorm. Dash cam footage showed erratic driving, running safety zones and a red light. She showed signs of intoxication, failed field sobriety tests, and had a concealed alcoholic beverage. She faces multiple charges including DUI refusal, reckless driving, careless driving, and lane violations. Nominee 2: A 47-year-old former Hillsboro County, Florida Sheriff's Office deputy and current county schools employee, Brandon Scott Parker, charged after a road rage incident on April 6, 2025, where he allegedly threw a bottle at a driver who honked at him, causing injury (contusion and abrasion). He was charged with the felony of throwing a deadly missile into an occupied conveyance. Nominee 3: A motorcyclist with a passenger involved in a road rage incident in El Cajon, California on April 7, 2025, who fired a gun at a truck. The truck driver was unharmed but found a bullet hole. The suspects fled on the motorcycle, which was found to be stolen, and were later found hiding in a drainage tunnel. Nominee 4: A 24-year-old man from Wisconsin who stole a bag of food from the kitchen of a McDonald's in Elmhurst, Illinois on April 7, 2025, and resisted arrest. Voting results in a tie between the Wrongway DUI driver (Nominee 1), supported by Randy and Rem for violating fundamental societal rules, and the Road rage bottle thrower (Nominee 2), with Cody voting against it specifically because the person was a former cop. Given the tie and the mention of Hillsboro in two different stories (Ohio and Florida), they declare the "Dick of the Week" is the "simulation". Dickman Dilemma: Three hypothetical dilemmas are discussed. Dilemma 1 (from Senson): Choose between having sex with a woman you find ugly once a week for $5,000 a week, or having the hottest woman you can think of peg you for $6,000 a week. Cody chooses the $5,000 option, reasoning he can turn the lights off and find enjoyment. Ray and Rem both choose the $6,000 option, seemingly unbothered by the act of pegging and appreciating the extra money. Dilemma 2: Hire a zombie chef who cooks Michelin star meals, but there's a 0.5% chance he eats your brains for each dish. Do you hire him?. Cody and Rem immediately decline, citing the disgusting nature of zombies and the unacceptable risk of death for a meal, regardless of quality. Ray compares the odds to other risky activities, noting he wouldn't risk his life for a meal but might for a large sum of money, and discusses the illusion of control people feel in everyday risks like driving. Dilemma 3: You get 2 million for a tattoo that forces you to blurt out the truth 10 minutes daily. Do you ink it?. The discussion centers on whether the 10 minutes are predictable and if the person can control what truths are revealed. Rem and Cody both agree they would take the tattoo for $2 million, particularly if the truth-telling was controllable or if it was like the movie Liar Liar, or simply because they believe in honesty and feel they don't have secrets bad enough to lose $2 million over. They consider doing it after retiring or getting divorced to minimize potential negative consequences. What Would Jesus Draw - Jesus at Wrestlemania 41 - Winner Ray: The hosts generate AI images based on the theme "Jesus Christ at Wrestlemania 41 in Las Vegas". Randy's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth fighting the old Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell match on top of the cage. Cody's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth powerbomb Mussolini through the Spanish broadcast desk. Rem's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth hosting Wrestlemania 41 in Las Vegas, yelling at a hostile crowd of internet nerds telling them they're ruining the show with a dialogue bubble saying "You're ruining wrestling for everybody". Ray's prompt: Jesus Christ of Nazareth at Wrestlemania being submitted by Bret Hart's sharpshooter. Ray clarifies the spelling of Hart and that sharpshooter is a submission hold. During judging, Ray's prompt generated an image of Jesus Christ versus Bret Hart (spelled correctly by the AI), showing Jesus in agony, in robes, with the crown of thorns, being put into a submission hold (though not an exact sharpshooter). This image was seen as capturing the spirit and specific details of the prompt very well. Cody's image showed Jesus powerbombing someone who looked like "young Mussolini". Randy's image showed Jesus fighting someone resembling the Undertaker but missing key prompt elements like being on top of the cage. Rem's image showed Jesus yelling at nerds with bad hands and text issues. Ray's image of Jesus vs. Bret Hart was chosen as the winner, with Ray crediting the use of ChatGPT. The episode concludes with hosts mentioning making the Jesus art available on their website, whatwouldjesusdraw.com, plugging their social media and projects, and thanking their listeners.…

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Episode 296 - That Wasn't Fun 1:58:58

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🔥 THE RICH DICKMAN SHOW | EPISODE 296: "THAT WASN’T FUN" 🔥 Hosts: Rem, Cody, Ray, Randy 🎙️ Weekly mayhem, philosophical dilemmas, and AI Jesus fanart – all in one absurd, heartfelt episode. This week on The Rich Dickman Show: Randy drops a monstrous morning deuce and updates us on his weight (396.8), new teeth, and a clogged toilet. Rem immediately shuts down Randy’s ambitious new segment—the “Dickman Cinematic Universe.” Cody stays chill. Ray doesn’t care. It’s Masters week, baby. We dive into handwritten fan letters, debate five (actually seven?) brand-new Dickman Dilemmas, and Cody reads a killer ad for the Mongoose Training Academy, courtesy of the Italian Stallion himself. Jiu-jitsu, kickboxing, and maybe a charity fight with Ray’s UFC cousin? Let’s go. Dick of the Week brings absolute chaos: A New Jersey police chief turned chaotic evil A Michigan crack family with toddlers and guns Two NYPD rookies hitting up a brothel mid-shift Rem calls out Jeff for using old headlines. Robert Farley takes the crown. This Week’s Dickman Dilemmas Include: Would you stalk or get stalked with invisibility? Bee beard for $100 million—yay or nay? The screaming car from hell Porta-potty gold: would you reach for the million? We close with What Would Jesus Draw? – Game of Thrones Edition. Rem wins with “Jesus as Jon Snow” after the Battle of the Bastards Cody’s thorn crown line hits hard Randy goes full Judas/Roose Bolton Ray brings solemn vibes with Ned’s beheading Plus: 🐦 Birdfeeder heists outside the dentist 💀 Randy forgets his cat’s ashes 🎮 How to get your kid addicted to Minecraft 🧠 Introducing Rem’s Antichrist alter ego: Seether Canini 🎤 Audiobooks? Wrestling? The road to Episode 301 is heating up. 📞 Leave us a voicemail, draw us a Jesus, or train at the Mongoose Academy—just make sure you’re slightly better than mediocre. 🖼️ Don’t miss the episode art. 🎧 Subscribe, comment, and join the legacy. #RichDickman #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #WWJD #GameOfThrones #ItalianStallion #DickmanDilemmas #MongooseTrainingAcademy #SeetherCanini #WeightLossJourney #RemDickman #Episode296 #StickmanCinematicUniverse #ProWrestling #Audiobook…

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Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis 1:44:21

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The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295 - One Punch Mantis! Get ready for another dose of unhinged hilarity with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy on The Rich Dickman Show Episode 295! This week's episode kicks off with some truly bizarre opening banter, including discussions about Randy's weight loss and bowel movements, the definition of "chickencock" bourbon and the alpha dynamics of various species (including the mighty mantis shrimp!), questionable sheep anatomy, and Ray’s utterly chaotic trip to the vet with his dog Charlie. Plus, hear about sleep apnea devices, tornado scares, and the ethics of being a single parent after a hypothetical tragedy. This week, the guys dive deep into your problems with Thinking with your Dickman: Should a conflicted Wisconsinite choose the Green Bay Packers opening day game or the famous Cheese Curd Festival? What to do when your unwavering love for repeating Leonard Skynyrd's "Simple Man" drives everyone else insane? A listener with an out-of-this-world gambling problem seeks new and increasingly absurd things to bet on. Cody then delivers a crucial message in Cody Reads Copy about the secure messaging app Signal. The much-anticipated Dick of the Week segment features a rogues' gallery of questionable behavior: A Hawaii road rage incident that got physical. A terrifying incident in the UK where 50-60 youths, possibly armed with knives, disrupted a birthday party. A shocking hospital altercation in Malta where a nurse was stabbed. And the personal tragedy of a thwarted milkshake craving at The United Dairy Farmers Gas station due to a lack of bananas (or fasting rules!). Next up, the hosts tackle some truly perplexing Dickman Dilemmas: The agonizing choice of a Celebrity Punch Pass – one free punch with no immediate consequences, but payback is a certainty. The bizarre conundrum of a Talking Foot Fungus Fiasco offering stock tips with a strange sartorial demand. And the ultimate moral quandary: the temptation of a Doomsday Tweet for a billion likes. The creative sparks fly in What Would Jesus Draw, where the theme is Jesus on a farm doing a farm thing in front of someone: Cody envisions Jesus hilariously poking a scarecrow with a pitchfork. Rem takes us to a galaxy far, far away with Jesus alongside Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, fixing an evaporator. Randy brings the agricultural artistry with Jesus driving a combine and (potentially) making a crop circle with Fred. Ray delivers a truly unforgettable image of Jesus delivering a calf in front of a bewildered Sarah Palin. Tune in to find out who takes home the coveted (or dreaded) Dick of the Week title and whose Jesus drawing reigns supreme! Don't forget to hit up our voicemail at 513-512-5721 to join the conversation and check out the wildly good Jesus AI art at WhatWouldJesusDraw.com!…

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Episode 294 - Stupid Face 1:50:11

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Opening Banter Recap: The initial banter in episode 294 of the Rich Show involved some technical difficulties with an echo and microphone adjustments, before moving into more casual topics. The hosts discussed Randy's weight loss journey, noting he was down to 401 pounds from a higher weight, and his struggles with eating habits, including a Domino's pizza, and quitting weed. Ray then launched into a rant about a frustrating Chick-fil-A drive-thru experience, describing its convoluted chain system and lack of clear directions, contrasting it with his knowledge of In-N-Out Burger's efficient drive-thru. The conversation also touched on the solar phenomenon of Lahaina Noon, where shadows disappear, a found fully loaded 9mm magazine after a party, opinions on the Signal app and government technology in light of a recent "debacle", an anecdote about a persistent phone call with a collections agent, and a humorous story about a five-year-old son getting banned from Roblox for calling someone a "stupid face". Thinking with your Dickman: Robot vacuum attacking fancy coffee table: Jada from Jacksonville wrote in about her robot vacuum repeatedly hitting her designer coffee table. The hosts offered sarcastic solutions, such as suspending the table from the ceiling. Yoga pants with bad branding: Jackson of Juno complained about a prominent logo on his designer yoga leggings turning his practice into a marketing spectacle. The hosts were critical of the verbose email and the prevalence of large logos on clothing. Someone has Slimy Poop: Jeremy sent a brief email stating, "Dear TRDS, my poop is slimy. Please help with love, Jeremy". The hosts reacted with immediate dismissal and moved on. Cody Reads Copy about Golf Clubs: Cody read an advertisement for Callaway's XR package set, humorously describing it as the "golfing equivalent of training wheels" and noting its oversized driver head and Odyssey putter. This led to a discussion about golf, including the meaning of a triple bogey, Ray's golf simulator and his impressive virtual score of 62, and Ray's anecdote about an attractive beverage cart attendant. Dick of the Week: Mega Church Pastor doing bad stuff to kids: Cody reported on a former Texas mega-church pastor indicted in Oklahoma on child sexual abuse charges. The hosts discussed the serious nature of the allegations with dark humor and cynicism. Pringles can attack: The hosts covered a news story about a Florida woman, Shenica Sardal, accused of slicing a man's face with a Pringles can at a 7-Eleven. They made light of the unusual weapon and the circumstances. Lauren Boebert calls Al Greene's Pimp cane: The segment included a discussion about Representative Lauren Bobbert's controversial remark referring to Democratic Representative Al Green's cane as a "pimp cane". The hosts debated the connotations of the term and the political figures involved. Ultimately, the interns were named as the "Dick of the Week" for presenting poorly condensed listener emails. Dickman Dilemma: 1 million dollars for a lobotomy: The hosts considered the scenario of receiving $1 million for a live-streamed lobotomy while retaining their personality but losing random memories. Randy and Ray expressed reluctance due to the value of their memories, especially as they've gotten older. The history and gruesome details of lobotomies were also briefly discussed. Steal 10 million from a Clown Mafia and get chased by them: The hosts debated whether to take $10 million knowing they would be perpetually pursued by 20 clowns in a tiny car. They discussed potential strategies for defense and escape, with violent solutions being humorously considered. Free buffet for life but your nose grows with each bite: The hosts considered the offer of unlimited free buffets with the consequence of their nose growing half a millimeter per bite. Cody cleverly suggested consuming food without biting, such as smoothies or swallowing whole. What Would Jesus Draw - Doing a government cover up: The theme for this week's "What Would Jesus Draw" was "Jesus doing a government cover up". The hosts presented their prompts for AI image generation: Cody: Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a government official in a black suit laughing at Waco officers getting hurt. Rem: Jesus Christ of Nazareth wearing a formal suit made of his traditional vestments, standing inside Area 51, pointing and laughing at a crashed unidentified flying object. Randy: Jesus Christ of Nazareth using a neuralizer on a group of Asian immigrants on a double-decker tour bus in England during snow. Ray: JCON as a Secret Service agent tucking Joe Biden into bed while a presidential speech plays on TV. After describing the generated images, Ray's prompt was chosen as the winner. The hosts briefly discussed future themes and related ideas, such as a Jesus self-help book titled "The Passion of the Me" or "Crucifixed". End Banter: The hosts thanked the audience for listening and shared their social media handles. They mentioned that they were recording a second episode immediately after this one to make up for missing the previous week.…

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Episode 293 - Flushing Through Time 1:46:28

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The Rich Dickman Show – Episode 293: Flushing Through Time Strap in for another absurd and unfiltered adventure with Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy as they dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, internet oddities, and the age-old question: Could you take down a pelican in a fight? We kick things off with Thinking With Your Dickman, tackling listener dilemmas like setting the perfect heated marble floor temperature, the existential horror of ultra-realistic 8K TVs terrifying pets, and the shocking fragility of artisanal sushi chopsticks. But before long, things spiral into an unexpected discussion on avian combat strategy—should you go for the beak like an alligator, or is there a better way to assert dominance over a pelican? The answers may surprise you. Cody steps up for a dramatic reading of DXL Plus Size Clothes’ latest ad, reminding our more robust listeners to drape their glorious mass in style. Meanwhile, the prestigious Dick of the Week award is up for grabs, with contenders including a congressman shaking his cane at the President, Elon Musk blaming Ukraine for a cyberattack, and a YouTuber stirring the internet with a controversial throuple reveal. Who will claim the title? You’ll have to listen to find out. Then, it's time for some truly ridiculous Dickman Dilemmas: Would you survive life with an immortal, ever-growing hamster? If your toilet could teleport you to random locations, how many flushes before you regret everything? Could you ethically live with a ghost who pays rent? And of course, we wrap things up with the much-anticipated What Would Jesus Draw – Hitchhiking Edition! Our AI artist gets some divine prompts, including: Cody’s vision of Jesus and his disciples road-tripping across Route 66 on the Last Supper table. Rem’s take on 1978 NYC Jesus, hitchhiking in short denim shorts with a sign that simply says "ass." Randy’s dream of Jesus hitchhiking through rural Ohio… on a backhoe. Ray’s masterpiece: Jesus hitchhiking in a minivan full of Harlem Globetrotters, snacking on Doritos. Plus, expect the usual tangents, personal stories, and Cody’s never-ending war with his microphone. It’s another unforgettable episode of The Rich Dickman Show!…

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Episode 292 - Wheelchair User 1:49:20

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The Rich Dickman Show - Episode 292: Wheelchair User Welcome back to The Rich Dickman Show with your hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and the ever-punctual (not!) Rem! Episode 292 is packed with the usual blend of insightful advice, questionable dilemmas, and celebrity smackdowns, all leading to a divine artistic endeavor. Segments Covered: Thinking with your Dickman: The wisdom flows freely as the guys tackle listener questions: Snarky AI Assistant: Jade from Austin is dealing with a Jeeves who's getting a little too opinionated about her music taste. The crew dives into the meaning of "derivative", fear a "Cyberdine moment", and hilariously brainstorm ways to keep AI humble, suggesting racist remarks (towards robots, of course!) and gotcha questions like "What's the back of your dick?". They even consider coining AI slurs like "dry brain" and "natural intelligence supremacist". Prada vs Gucci: Jasmine in Miami is agonizing over a Gucci handbag that clashes with her comfy Prada shoes. Rem finally joins the show, initially bewildered by such concerns amidst global issues like rising egg and gas prices. Ultimately, the advice leans towards comfort, suggesting she stick with the Prada shoes. There's a brief mention of Gucci burning surplus to maintain artificial scarcity. Wool Suit Woes: Jonah from Chicago wonders if his "wild cut" alpaca wool suit is too bold for a stuffy law firm interview. The hosts speculate on professions that might call for such attire and Rem suggests the suit screams "Better Call Saul," advising Jonah to deliver a dramatic exit line if questioned about it. Cody Reads Copy: Cody lends his vocal talents to a scathing critique of McDonald's McFlation Meal, a "pathetic Big Mac" with "soggy" fries and "lukewarm" soda, leaving you "shelling out more for less". This sparks a tangent about Trump's McDonald's consumption and the hosts' personal struggles with getting their McDonald's orders correct, particularly the elusive bacon on a Double Quarter Pounder. Dick of the Week: The coveted (or not so coveted) award is handed out after a review of some truly dickish behavior, introduced with a brand new bumper: A parking lot attendant in Los Angeles harassed a wheelchair user for using a handicap spot, despite her legal right, even chasing her and mocking her. The hosts are appalled. In Ganj boy Kasgange, India, a plastered police inspector was caught on video grabbing his wife in public and, when confronted, slurred, "I am fake". The hosts are left speechless and try to decipher the meaning. Two German tourists in Mallorca climbed and wrecked a steel structure for a selfie, ignoring the rules. The hosts take issue with the interns' editorializing in the news summaries. The Dick of the Week award ultimately goes to the infuriating parking lot attendant for his harassment of the wheelchair user. Dickman Dilemma: The moral compass takes a spin with these tough choices, now introduced with the "Seware Snare Shed Decree" bumper: N-word vs. Harlem: Rem is faced with the choice of saying the N-word on national TV or seeing Harlem get nuked. He chooses to utter the word. Ray would rather be a pariah than see mass destruction, while Cody hopes to find a loophole. A tangent about a company name "Nickerson" ensues. Baby Cannon: The ethical implications of shooting a baby 200 yards into a net for $5 million are debated with surprising detail, including net size, propulsion methods, and the baby's potential for mid-air healing. Ray even jokes about his own child's chaotic nature making him a prime candidate (with a helmet, of course), while Randy suggests a baby parachute. CEO Body Swap: The allure of trading bodies with a Fortune 500 CEO for a week, with the risk of them trashing your own, is considered. The consensus is a firm no, fearing either bodily harm or inheriting a failing company. Alien Autopsy Auction: Selling a dead alien for $20 million, but risking an invasion, is the final dilemma. The hosts, recalling "Independence Day", are hesitant to provoke extraterrestrial wrath, even for a hefty sum. Celebrity Dick Match: The battle of the famous begins with a new intro song: Danny DeVito vs. MrBeast: The beef? MrBeast's 10,000 tiny charity houses encroach on DeVito's "gig," leading to a demanded ball pit brawl at Chuck-E-Cheese. The hosts humorously size up DeVito's chances in a ball pit and veer off into a passionate (and divided) discussion about the merits (or lack thereof) of Jersey Mike's "juice". Ultimately, they see DeVito as the scrappier victor. Gordon Ramsay vs. Post Malone: The culinary clash ignites when Ramsay calls Post Malone's hot sauce "the worst since unsliced bread". This escalates to troll restaurants and a cooking show. The hosts discuss Post Malone's musical talents, including his Nirvana performance, and David Draiman of Disturbed's "Sound of Silence" cover, as well as Five Finger Death Punch covers. Post Malone's love for "Hunt Showdown" is also highlighted. Gordon Ramsay is confidently predicted to win this fiery feud. What Would Jesus Draw - Brokering a Peace Deal: Brought to you by the (hopefully soon-to-be-live) whatwouldjesusdraw.com, the hosts unleash AI to interpret their divine prompts: The central prompt is Jesus Christ of Nazareth as a political dignitary during a diplomatic meeting. Randy's initial attempt envisions Jesus like Gandalf. His second try, Jesus watching a play with Abe Lincoln, yields a strange, homoerotic scene with no clear meeting or Lincoln. Rem imagines Jesus facilitating the peace treaty between Lee and Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Courthouse in 1865, resulting in a charcoal-style drawing with an oddly proportioned Grant. Cody pictures Jesus sitting down in formal attire with President Camacho from Idiocracy, producing an image with a cool vibe but a missing arm and a bizarre background. Ray goes wild with Jesus as a Zimbabwean diplomat negotiating penguin furs with Genghis Khan on the Great Wall of China, leading to a heartwarming (and absurd) image of Jesus touching a penguin on the Great Wall, sans Genghis Khan. After much deliberation and a tie-breaker coin flip, Ray's surreal penguin encounter wins the divine art contest. Listeners are encouraged to visit whatwouldjesusdraw.com to purchase these unique creations (no NFTs here!). Outro: The hosts share their social media handles (@Rem_Dickman, @Randall_Dickman, @CodyMcCann) and the new Rich Dickman Show voicemail number: 513-512-5721. Cody recounts his Mardi Gras adventures, Ray mentions his dog-walking routine and ongoing insurance saga, and they all look forward to the eventual launch of whatwouldjesusdraw.com . A final, humorous note reveals the Jesus art is printed in Mexico, much to Randy's mock dismay. Don't forget to check out old episodes and get ready for the big 300! Until next time, stay rich (in spirit)!…

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Episode 291 - Whistle Blower 1:37:36

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The Rich Dickman Show Episode 291 - Whistle Blower with hosts Rem, Cody, Ray, and Randy. Episode 291 includes the following segments: Thinking with your Dickman Advice is given to Jasper, who is having trouble with their smart fridge recommending kale recipes. The advice is to insult the fridge and find out where it was manufactured so the appropriate racial slurs can be used. Advice for Joshelyn of Portland, who can't decide where to go on a first date, is given. The options are a wine bar with incredible ambiance or a sommelier with an impressive mustache. The hosts suggest the sommelier. Advice is given to Julian from Boulder, Colorado, about what to do when their limited edition Mont Blanc Hemingway pen runs out of ink. Cody Reads Copy about Wegovy, a weight loss medication. Dick of the Week The Coleman County, Alabama, police department is put on leave after the police chief and four officers are arrested on multiple charges stemming from the death of a 911 dispatcher who overdosed. A room had a large hole in the wall and was frequently used by individuals to access evidence. A video goes viral of an unidentified woman sitting on a car at a McDonald's. Five police officers arrest a 10-year-old boy for public urination. Dickman Dilemma Would you take 1 million dollars, but your grandma commits crimes? Would you want to swap dicks with Svenson? Would you expose Batman's secret identity or 100 billion in IRS fraud? What Would Jesus Draw - Jesus at Mardi Gras Cody - Jesus in a clown masquerade throwing beads from a float Rem - Jesus shirtless on a balcony over Bourbon Street chugging beer and throwing bead necklaces to the crowd Randy - Jesus playing the trumpet in a parade on a pyrotechnic float Ray - Wins with Jesus laying Mardi Gras beads on a nutria wearing LSU garb…

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Episode 290 - Bulf Coast 1:34:08

vor 15 weeks1:34:08

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The hosts of the podcast episode begin by discussing recording issues and joking about the stock market. They then transition into discussing Trump's lap at NASCAR, reminiscing about the sport's history stemming from Rum Runner days and how times have changed. This is followed by humorous speculation regarding their absent co-host, Rem, and his potential misinterpretations. Later in the episode, the hosts engage with listener questions, offer travel advice (suggesting Dollywood), and read an advertisement for the FAA. They also introduce a segment called "What Would Jesus Draw," where they use AI to generate humorous images. They also determine the "Dick of the Week". The episode concludes with a discussion about the show "Love is Blind" and some final thoughts before saying goodbye.…

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Episode 289 - Cody, You're Fired! 1:32:47

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The podcast episode involves welcoming Ray back after he orchestrated some changes at his company that led to him sponsoring the podcast. The hosts joke about the implications of Ray's return, including comparing it to a presidential inauguration. They also touch on a variety of topics, including gambling losses, streaming services, and coffee shops. They also engage in segments such as "Thinking with Your Dickman" and "What Would Jesus Draw?". Key moments and topics include: Ray's return and its impact: Ray "got everybody fired who was responsible" and took over his company to sponsor the podcast. The hosts discuss how Ray is "inaugurated again" and has become a different "number", indicating a shift in the podcast's established order. Gambling and anniversary plans: One of the hosts discusses using gambling winnings to take his wife out for their 20th anniversary. He describes the website as a slot machine that owes him money. Streaming service dilemma: The hosts respond to a question about choosing between streaming services. They suggest that cable is making a comeback with extra steps and that Netflix has enough content to get by. Coffee shop choices: The hosts provide advice to someone overwhelmed by artisanal coffee shop options, suggesting visiting preferred ones in the morning and others in the afternoon. "Thinking With Your Dickman": The hosts discuss making homemade McChickens. They also talk about a time when one of them accidentally ordered a large number of McChickens instead of McNuggets. "What Would Jesus Draw?": The hosts use AI to generate images based on prompts related to Jesus in unexpected situations. This includes Jesus as a muscular bouncer at a Las Vegas casino and Jesus in a coonskin cap playing blackjack at an Indian casino. Ray wins this segment. Daytona 500: One of the hosts mentions going to the Daytona 500 and expresses love for the other hosts in case he doesn't get a chance to say it later. Advertisements: The hosts read through an ad for Turo, a service that makes it easy to drive your dream. Dick of the Week: The hosts decide that the "dick of the week" is a Canadian man charged with 65 million hacks. Marty Gras: One of the hosts mentions an upcoming Marty Gras.…

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Buckle up, motherfuckers, because Episode 258 of The Rich Dickman Show, "Dick of the Weed," is gonna blow your mind harder than that last bong hit you took. Recorded on the dankest day of the year, 420, this episode features a Thinking with your Dickman segment so ridiculously good, Rem damn near choked on his own spit. The stoner host dudes kick off this wild ride by recounting an absolutely batshit encounter at the zoo. Picture this: a smokin' hot MILF, with a Caribbean African-American mix and long braided hair, directing her kids to round up some goats for a dope-ass Insta vid. The hosts go balls deep into the implications of having a mom who's basically a supermodel and how social media turns family dynamics into a clusterfuck. Next up, they dive into Jovial Jenny's drama from Jaipur, India. This poor chick's white girlfriend keeps rockin' bindis and henna tats, pissing Jenny off something fierce. The hosts tell her to take a chill pill, communicate her feelings, and educate her girl about the cultural significance behind her actions. Now, this podcast ain't just about serious shit. The hosts pack this episode tighter than a fat joint with funny-ass stories, like elk with the hots for each other and heroic turtle rescues. They even riff on the 31st Law of Power, "Control the Options," and somehow manage to compare it to video games, because why the fuck not? Our man Cody reads a long-ass ad for the Magic Bullet Blender, making you wonder if he's high as a kite or just really passionate about blending shit. The hosts then share some bizarre audio clips, completely out of context – from celeb impersonations to conspiracy theories – leaving you questioning if you've taken one too many hits off that joint. In the end, they get blazed on a 420-themed news headline idea from their intern, but they're too stoned to share the details. Then they shoot the shit about Jesus cosplaying as Nintendo characters – like Marth, Peach, Luigi, and finally, Mario. Peach Jesus wins their vote, but they don't stop there! So, if you're looking to get high on laughter and lose yourself in some weed-infused madness, don't miss this dope-ass podcast. Remember to puff, puff, pass that shit, and tune in for an episode that'll leave you higher than the clouds.…

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