Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
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Did y'all know there is an official ranking system of every person who's ever worked in Hollywood?? Join your hosts writer/director Jess dela Merced and comedian Andrew Orolfo as they bring fun competitors on to discover what's poppin' in the entertainment industry according to the IMDb Starmeter.
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Sit in on an hour long-conversation between host and standup comic, Cameron Esposito, and some of the brightest luminaries in the LGBTQ+ family. Queery explores individual stories of identity, personality and the shifting cultural matrix around gender, sexuality and civil rights.
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Love for Mandy Moore with Adrian McNair and Bert DiVietri
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Jess returns, Andrew is deeply in love with Mandy Moore, and Adrian and Bert duke it out on this episode of THEmeter. Guests: @a_ninja_named_adrian and @bertrules
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Popping Podcast Cherries with Christina Mora and Seth Kelly
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Podcast cherries get popped, EJ discovers he's the least famous person this week, and somebody ends up winning by.... A LOT. All this and more on THEmeter! Guests: @xtinamora_ and @sethkellygram
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FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! LINK This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so mu…
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#280 - Lightning Bolt in Your BH
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com …
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A Love Letter To Jess with Matt Curry and Maddy Kelly
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Maddy is engaged to the grind. Matt is cookin' up ideas. And Jess is out of town so Andrew and EJ made Jessentric themed categories! Guests: @mattcurrycomedy and @itsmaddykelly Timecodes: (00:00) Matt vs. Maddy (13:26) It’s Time To Play The Meter (16:50) Round 1 (19:19) TOP 10 (22:18) Round 2 (26:56) Round 3 (32:50) Round 4 (38:51) Final Round (46:…
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#278 - Vanilla Boobs
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComed…
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Expialidocious Jawns with Ray Lau and Rachel Scanlon
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Ray thinks a particular actor is OVERRATED. Rachel thinks Ray is sneaky competitive. And Andrew and Jess play EJ's sneaky game within a game... All this and more on THEmeter!! Guests: @rayjlau and @rachelscanloncomedy Timecodes: (00:00) Ray vs. Rachel (11:22) It’s Time To Play The Meter (15:02) Round 1 (21:40) TOP 10 (24:37) Round 2 (28:19) Round 3…
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#276 - Candle Wax in My Crack
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS …
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#274 - JoJo Siwa (Part 1)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com Brooklyn …
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RDJ Thinks He's Playing MF DOOM with Hayden Greif-Neill and Dvontre Coleman
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Jess is a cool stylish woman who could be 18-30 for a street wear brand. Andrew can't remember the name of that bar on Telegraph in Oakland. And RDJ may or may not have thought he was playing MF Doom... It's Hayden vs. Dvontre on this episode of THEmeter Guests: @hgneills and @dvontrecoleman Timecodes: (00:00) Hayden vs. Dvontre (08:58) It’s Time T…
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Getting Baked with Lindsay Adams and Janesh Rahlan
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Migos adlibs! Zenedaya! And Pavlovas! It's Lindsay vs. Janesh. All this and more on THEmeter. Guests: @lindsayadamsispopular and @janeshrahlan Timecodes: (00:00) Lindsay vs. Janesh (11:23) It’s Time To Play The Meter (12:54) Round 1 (17:42) TOP 10 (21:56) Round 2 (26:20) Round 3 (38:28) Round 4 (42:53) Final Round (55:25) Support our Guests!…
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#272 - Butchelorettes, Beestings & Brats
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : Two…
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : …
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"If You Lose You Have to Hug Him" with Danny Dunn and Brett Dodenhoff
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Dunn and Dodenhoff would absolutely shred you in the court of law. Jess met a guy in japan thought Obama was Michael Jordan. And Andrew almost restarts the game because of Donnie Sullivan. All this and more on this episode of THEmeter! Guests: @dannydunnismyboyfriend and @brettthelorax Timecodes: (00:00) Danny vs. Brett (13:46) It’s Time To Play Th…
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Shout Out Asian Heritage Month with Ryan Holmes and Mandal
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Mandal returns to redeem himself, but Ryan's not going down with a fight. On this episode we talk the low toilet water levels in Los Angeles, soft skills, and Asian heritage. Enjoy! Guests: @ryanalexh and @themandalman Timecodes: (00:00) Ryan vs. Mandal (15:27) It’s Time To Play The Meter (18:59) Round 1 (21:23) TOP 10 (25:08) Round 2 (31:57) Round…
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#268 - MILFS, Mustaches & Manhaters
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS. F…
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Bay Area Buddies with George Chen and Paco Romane
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Bay area friends and comedians George and Paco compete on The Meter while EJ is away in New York. Guests: @georgethechen and @pacoromane Timecodes: (00:00) George vs. Paco (12:07) It’s Time To Play The Meter (13:10) Round 1 (16:00) TOP 10 (17:36) Round 2 (20:31) Round 3 (24:28) Round 4 (30:15) Final Round (39:23) Support our Guests!…
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The Wrong MeterGameShow with Jay Light and Tyler Meznarich
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Gameshow hosts who guest on other gameshow hosts' gameshows. This episode features the very funny, and the impossibly creative Jay Light and Tyler Meznarich. Guests: @dietjay @tylermez
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#266 - Too Much F*ngering (with Caleb Hearon)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a cappella, Missouri culture, fingering for too long, kissing, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @calebsaysthings @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesA…
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#264 - Gay Supremacy (with Beth Stelling)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin are live at Largo in Los Angeles with Beth Stelling! They discuss role playing, 69-ing too hard, CT scan drama, family planning based on astrology, rock climbing, Spice Girls, falling in love with a dancer, the short crack community, and so much more! Follow @BethStelling @T…
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#263 - Hot Mascs At The Farmers Market (with Mo Welch)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Mo Welch! They discuss Ray having special that dropped today, skullet, shave gel and the hell's patch, falling off stage, Mo finding her estranged dad, a wet and wild Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @MoMoWelch @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOU…
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A Bird Attacked EJ with Leslie Liao and Nick Murphy
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Nick wants a selfie for the stories, Leslie can't remember names, and EJ was attacked by a bird. All this and much much more... Guests: @resrieriao @nick10murphy Timecodes: (00:00) Leslie vs. Nick (18:08) It’s Time To Play The Meter (21:46) How To Play The Game (22:33) Round 1 (25:30) TOP 10 (28:45) Round 2 (33:10) Round 3 (40:42) Round 4 (48:10) F…
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#261 - Megan Fox is for the Gays (with Roz Hernandez)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms being obsessed with they/thems, acting Blank Check rich, having a juicy ass, Megan Fox being for the gays, gay ghost hunting, a messy Ask a Dyke, a haunted Bumble Fumble, and so much more! Follow @rozhern…
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"It Was Stranger Things That Killed You, Not Paul Blart" with Alex Acosta and Alfred Aquino
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Competitive power-lifting, big pants guy, and much much more. This episode we bring you two of the most prolific content creators and comedians in the GAME. Tune in for LIFFGODD vs. ALFREDZASS Guests: @LIFFGODD @ALFREDZASS Timecodes: (00:00) Liffgodd vs. Alfredzass (11:04) It’s Time To Play The Meter (13:53) How To Play The Game (14:46) Round 1 (20…
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LIVE at the Lyric Hyperion w Sherry Cola, Chinedu Unaka, and Ali Macovsky
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Our second live show at the magical Lyric Hyperion. Many thanks to our talented guests Sherry, Chinedu, and Ali. And thank you again to everyone who made it out. More live shows and events coming your way! Guests: @shrrycola @chineduunaka @notalimac
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#259 - Doing Blow For Demi Moore
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how to give yourself the ick, the formula for a perfect crush, prison wives, having sex with a Cancer, the lesbian gaze, outing yourself to your fitness coach, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic…
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Laura Dern Made Out with Baron Davis From Basketball | Zack Chapaloni vs. Torio Van Grol
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Andrew just got back from Coachella, Zack and Torio play the most competitive game of The Meter we've ever seen, and Laura Dern made out with Baron Davis... from basketball. Comedians Zack Chapaloni and Torio Van Grol from the Hesby Street podcast join for a banger episode of The Meter! Guests: @zackchapaloni @toriovangrol Timecodes: (00:00) Zack v…
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Chili Crunch Cease and Desist with Jordan Thewlis & Chad Opitz
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Jess is back! Andrew gets angry! And a heated battle between Jordan and Chad doesn’t disappoint. We talk Susan Sarandon as an all time babe, the best beefs in the world of celebrity feuds, and Coachella stories. Guests: @jordan.thewlis @chadopitz Timecodes: (00:00) Jordan vs. Chad (08:50) It’s Time To Play The Meter (14:32) How To Play The Game (15…
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#257 - Shinjiro: Gay JPop Royalty
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Shinjiro Atae! They discuss Diane Sawyer being a muff diver, lesbian birthday parties, couple names, being the first out JPop star, seeing queer people when you're closeted, writing personal music, fashion, a Love Lies Bleeding review and so much more! Follow @Shinji…
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Hey. Shout Out Basketball w Andrew Levy and Hunter Hill
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Jess has Jezzlag, Andrew Levy returns, and Hunter just wants to shout out basketball. All this and more on this week's episode of THE METER. Guests: @justoffthesix @hunterhillcomedy Timecodes: (00:00) Andrew vs. Hunter (18:33) It’s Time To Play The Meter (22:15) How To Play The Game (23:00) Round 1 (25:39) TOP 10 (28:48) Round 2 (32:55) Round 3 (38…
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#255 - Lauren Jauregui is a U-haul Ass B*tch (Part 1)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Lauren Jauregui! They discuss family planning based on astrology, saying "eat you out" in the worst of times, Elizabeth Hurly (a per usual), private all girl's school kissing, polyamory, and so much more! Follow @LaurenJauregui @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSaf…
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Confucius or The Bible with Brent Pella and Dan Ramos
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Brent Pella raps three times back to back to back. Dan Ramos has another chicken nugget in his pocket. And Jess is in France so E.J. is stepping in to co-host. All this and more... Guests: @brentpella @danramoscomedy Timecodes: (00:00) Brent vs. Dan (11:36) It’s Time To Play The Meter (17:39) How To Play The Game (18:14) Round 1 (20:50) TOP 10 (23:…
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"Oh My Gosh, That's Cheating" with Leonard Smith Jr. and Austin Kress
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Competing in this episode are two roomies! The very stylish Leonard Smith Jr. and the exceptionally fun Austin Kress! On this episode we talk overdosing on AIDS, beefing with olympic snowboarders, and being competitive roommates. (Also Andrew and Jess may or may not have the same wardrobe.) Guests: @theleonardsmithjr @kress_austin Timecodes: (0:00:…
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Men Be Hating Women with Emily Browning and BK Sharad
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On this episode the talented and kind Emily Browning and the effortlessly cool BK .... BONKEY KONG! We talk balloon animals, moving to Los Angeles, and religious people who discover drugs! Also BK ate a wrap and needs to throw up. Guests:@emilybrowntown @insanebrownposse Timecodes: (0:00:00) Emily vs. BK (0:11:35) It's Time To Play The Meter! (…
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#253 - Secret Virgin (with Ezra Michel)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ezra Michel! They discuss blowing out of panties, slowly being sent a nude on dial up internet, pooka shells, making records, building a community, sex toys being in the wrong hands, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety @EzraMichelMusic…
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#251 - Lesbian Frat House (with Zolita)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zolita! They discuss being stairmastered by Demi Moore, 69-ing on the first date, getting your rocks off, fuNking to music, dry spells and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlon TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com Video versions of …
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#249 - Celibacy to Queer Pipeline with Alyson Stoner (Part 1)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alyson Stoner! They discuss deconstructing how you're raised, being brought into the queer world, being called to celibacy, ASL and so much more! Follow @AlysonStoner @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com Video versio…
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Andrew Forgot The Recorder with Jalisa Robinson & Lisa Wallen
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Our most spontaneous and weird episode yet. Andrew forgot the recorder, Lisa and Jalisa almost share an entire name, and Jess kissed Darren Criss. Guests:@wisalallen@therealjalisa Time Codes: (0:00:00) Lisa vs. Jalisa (0:08:40) It's Time To Play The Meter! (0:12:12) How The Game Works (0:13:28) Round 1 (0:16:25) This Week's STARmeter Top 10 (0:19:5…
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Our final episode of Queery, featuring you, the Queeroes!Von cameron esposito, queery, maximumfun.org
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McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon of Two Dykes and a Mic
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Co-hosts of TWO DYKES AND A MIC Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin sit down with Cameron to discuss their origins together as a double act, new additions to their rider, and more.Von queery, Cameron Esposito, maximumfun.org
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"The Middle School S" with Sam Salem and Scarlet Sheppard
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Sam's friend only has a couple minutes before couple's therapy, Scarlet needs a Broadway beat, and Jess is not Jen. An extremely close match! Also shout out Barb and Susan. Guests:@samuelsleeves@scarletsheppard Time Codes: (0:00:00) Sam vs. Scarlet (0:12:05) It's Time To Play The Meter! (0:19:05) How The Game Works (0:12:51) Round 1 (0:21:52) This …
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SAGE CEO Michael Adams sits down with Cameron to discuss the impact of ageism and ableism on LGBTQ+ community.Von cameron esposito, queery, maximumfun.org
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Actor and Eurovangelists host Oscar Montoya sits down with Cameron to discuss his past career as a dancer, how his experience on the show "Minx" changed his life for the better, and more.Von cameron esposito, maximumfun.org, queery
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