Playrooms of unicorns? School girls, nipple clamps, threesomes, and topless pools? Pineapple business cards? Where can I learn about all of these beautiful things? HERE YA CAN! Because this week, your girls are learning all about swinging culture, and our resident expert DJ Nathan Bliss joins the pod to tell us all about it. Enjoy! DJ Nathan Bliss …

Moldy titties. Pregnant arm implants. Inflatable penises. That's the kind of content you get when you experience this episode of the Open To It Podcast. Come deep dive with your girls on the good, the bad, and the botched! Also - HUGE shoutout to our gorgeous anonymous listener for sharing her story with us- you know who you are, you have an amazin…

We put a whole new meaning to ghost busting with this episode. Tune in to hear about a very SPOOKY kink that 15% of this beautiful world has! Digressions include celebrity threesomes, secure attachment, and teen fathers. Enjoy!

Come dive into the world of fuzzy costumes, fake faces, and fox sex noises. We're talking furries. We're also talking Disney Adults, Comic-Con, and Bronies, for obvious reasons. Some Mickey Mouse role play is included free of charge!Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

Once upon a time, a young lady named Megan did Dry January and never looked back. Her drunk friend Emily was there all along to listen to tales of pink clouds, water shots, and ugly men in their 40's. Today, we bring that story to you. Listen responsibly!Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

This week, the girls get their chakras aligned in the midst of some HUGE life updates from both Megan and Emily. There has def been a ~shift~ in the universe... time will tell how that plays out. For now, giggle with the girls as they try their best. Joyce's Website - https://divineselflove.com/Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

Season Two is HERE!!! The girls catch up on all the tea missed during the hiatus, and set plans and goals for 2023. Many exciting things to come, thanks for tuning in! InstagramVon Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

All there is to say is slay. And Emily says it 45 times in this episode. Enjoy :) It may be the end of this era, but the Julia Fox era starts in 2023, so stay tuned. Thank you so much for listening, we love you. Buh byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

The girls take a trip to the land of strange men, strange penises, and strangely intimate conversations; it's the one, the only, Chatroulette.com. Join Emily and Megan as they interview random men on the Internet about their sexual fantasies, ideal ways to die, and some banter "would you rather"s. And trust us... you're gonna want to stay tuned for…

For your listening pleasure this ~spooky season~, the girlies hunt ghosts and get themselves ghosted. After hitting a Ghost Hunting Tour, Emily and Megan sit down to discuss some spooky experiences they've had of their own. And while the paranormal realm may be scary af, dating men in their twenties ultimately proves to be scarier this season, so s…

This week the girls sit down with therapist Bria Wannamaker of the Better Boundaries Podcast to discuss therapy, healthy relationships, and the pros and cons of gossip. It's a healthy, helpful episode... but don't worry, we also manage to discuss Megan's new man's package too ;) Links: https://coda.org/ https://briawannamaker.com/…

No guest this week just two gals gabbing!!! The girls hit a cooking class, drink some wine, kill some clams, then enter your ears. They also fix the global political landscape while they're at it, so you're welcome. Link to Zach's Cooking Class: https://www.yourkitchencooking.com/Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY First Rounds On Me!!!! The girls are SO excited to be partnering with Joe and Steve from the Frome app to discuss sex, dating, and the difference between a boy and a man. Emily spills the tea on a good date with a bad ending, and Megan enjoys multiple orgasms. Fun for the whole family! To download FROME, visit: htt…

Today we're taking baths and talking tits with the one and only Joshua Church! Josh leads the girls in a breath work and cold immersion therapy session, then sits down to discuss edging in his edge tubs (aka trying to get a boner in freezing water). It's harder than you'd think... or softer? Tune in to find out. Edge Theory Labs Instagram Joshua Ch…

This week, the girls have the pleasure of sitting down with astrologer and mystic Stella Mahina to finally find out if there's a happy ending for their dating in LA dumpster fire! Tune in to hear all about their future love stories, along with some tangents on mediums, past lives, and the vibes of chlamydia. Stella's Website :)…

Downward doggy style is the name of the game this week ladies and gents. The gals balance out their tea spilling with some healthy yoga zen, and they might even teach you how fingering can bring you closer to God. Digressions include texts from the psychos in Emily's phone, updates on Megan's airplane boy, and some painful musings on aging in the p…

A drunk confessional. A cheating scandal. A hot guido. This episode has it all. The girls are joined by actress, influencer, and creator/host of the Chaotic Singles Parties Cassidy Davis to discuss everything from love languages to 65 person orgies. Cassidy is completely changing the dating game, and we're really fucking Open To It!!!…

This week, the girls join forces with legendary twerkstress Nicole Steen to truly become the bad bitches up in Equinox. Nicole gives an amazing private twerk lesson, then sits down to tell us about her career journey, celebrity training tips, and why you should always just date that guy friend who has a crush on you. Thanks for listening!…

HAPPY LABOR DAY!!!! Emily and Megan are on separate demon time vacations so please enjoy this mini episode, and we'll be back at it next week!Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

Short hair, lots of cares. Like, so many cares. Like, our egos have been completely dismantled and we're having an existential crisis. Tune in as the girls try out new hair styles and lose their fucking minds as a result!!!Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

Open To It hits the open mic, and the chuckle fuckers become the chuckle fucked. The girls are then joined by comedian John Campanelli to discuss making it as a stand-up, dating in your late thirties, and if having a high body count actually just means you're a serial killer. Follow the Open To It Instagram to see the full sets, and thanks for list…

For whatever reason Emily decided to spend the bulk of her summer in Albuquerque, New Mexico, forcing her and Megan to be apart this episode :( They'll be back together in LA next week, but for now, enjoy tuning into their chaotic Zoom catch-up. The girls discuss long distance relationships, the apparent politics of birth control, and their current…

What would you do if I was there right now? This week, the girls take a journey to freaky town and live sext Emily's former lover on air. Digressions include deep chats about traumatizing 11 year olds, removing our clothes mid-podcasting, and musing on the pros and cons of morning sex with drug dealers. Suggest some more activities for us on our In…

A finger in the asshole is to anal as indoor skydiving is to real skydiving... and this week, the girls do half of those things. Roommate and friend of the pod Maeve jumps on to shit talk our exes, discuss sobriety, and save us from future dickmatization. Hope you enjoy!Von Emily Abbott and Megan Sarah

Alexa, please play Pony by Ginuwine because it's time for some hot men to give us lap dances. Megan and Emily venture into the world of g-strings, six packs, naked cops and covered boners for a night full of fantasy. The girls then sit down with their favorite stripper, Andre Kombat, to learn all his stripping secrets before he shoots his shot with…

Emily and Megan finally hit the streets and try Speed Dating! But first, they sit down with dating coach Johnny Cassell for flirting tips, ghosting explanations, and advice on how to find love in this age of horridness. Will they meet their husbands at the speed dating event, or simply bear witness to a beautiful sugar daddy exchange? Listen in to …

Welcome to the Open To It podcast! We'll try anything once and twice if we like it. First full episode coming July 17th! For now, get to know your hosts as they discuss the age old question - jump out of a plane, or take it in the ass? Talk soon friends :)Von Emily Abbott and Megan Hermer