Episode 75 - The Swiss Cheese Extremities Man

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In what can only be described as being "bad at math" the hosts have poorly timed this episode, and are releasing it out of order to time it with Rusty Nelson's 100th birthday. So, if you are confused about episode 75 being released before episode 74, then you can now stop being confused.
We kick off this episode with a whirlwind of chatter about potent cocktails, especially the enigmatic “double” drink conjured by our resident drink fairy. This hilarious debate transitions into a tangled discussion about the difference between inner musings and external thoughts. With tangents ranging from psychedelic adventures to the unveiling of the night’s fancy drink, the “Rusty Nail-Son,” this segment embodies our signature blend of lighthearted banter and witty commentary.
Scriptures: [00:18:39]
In this segment, aaaAAAaaa takes on Doctrine and Covenants 38 with the fervor of a person deciphering cryptic crossword clues. He humorously critiques god/Jesus's verbose divine self-introduction, likening it to Daenerys Targaryen’s excessive titles from Game of Thrones. Amidst AI-imitated accents and tongue-in-cheek analysis, aaaAAAaaa exposes the contradictions and bizarre theology, like the ironic freedom under divine rule and confusing doctrinal inconsistencies. He wraps it all up with a cynical take on the eternal riches promised by a rather perplexing set of divine directives.
Church Teachings: [00:45:17]
Moroni dives into the ambitious legacy project of Russell Nelson, the current prophet, who seems determined to outshine past leader Gordon B. Hinckley. Nelson’s temple-building spree and rebranding efforts to eradicate the “Mormon” nickname are all part of his quest for supremacy. Moroni scrutinizes these changes, from the end of the “I’m a Mormon” campaign to the push for more temples, reflecting on how these shifts are less about divine guidance and more about crafting a personal legacy. He also humorously contrasts Nelson’s efforts with past church practices and updates, from missionary work to changes in temple ceremonies.
History: [01:33:43]
Abigail takes us on a humorous journey through 1924, introducing Marion Clavar Nelsen, an advertising executive, and his wife Edna, who was part of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. The spotlight shifts to their son, Rusty Nelson, whose upbringing and eventual baptism are marked by oddities and inconsistencies. Abigail contrasts Rusty’s achievements with those of his remarkable first wife, Danzel White, whose contributions often go unnoticed. The narrative takes a quirky turn with the revelation of Abigail’s personal connection to Rusty through a distant relative named Ingaborg, leading to jokes about potential pet names. The segment concludes with a heartfelt tribute to Danzel, celebrating her life and contributions while reflecting on the more controversial aspects of Rusty’s later years.

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