The Panty Dropping Pediatrician

You're Welcome w/ Zoe Nightingale

Introducing, Usama Siddiquee! A gloriously raunchy, bright eyed and extremely bushy-tailed comedy superstar - who was born in Canada and raised in a part of Texas that probably could very well have inspired scenes from Deliverance, and raised a Muslim - so you can imagine he has a particular view point on what it takes to make it out alive of middle school and succeed it in this racial utopia we call the United States.

I met him when he was doing stand up at a socially distant comedy show at Cooper Park in 30 degree weather, and I thought his particular brand of comedy and crowd control was so impressive I decided to invite him to my home and find out just exactly how far his rabbit hole goes down.

AND DOWN WE WENT. Off like a herd of mentally challenged sea turtles trying to lay their eggs on particularly steep sand dune, we tackled many topics such as rubber gloved, direct eye contact handies in public, not having literally a pot to piss in/crashing in crack homes in the tuchus hole of Brooklyn to save money....barking like a rabid chihuahua for comedy shows, where the payment for your thankless work mirrors Spanish inquisition torture...making your father have slow fat tears run down his cheeks/having your mother throw pots at you, and all the bloody sweat and long nights that come with go after the world's most unforgiving profession.

I adored him, and you will too! Enjoy!

You can follow him at

@Usamastandsup

Check out all his youtube clips of his stint on AGT here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMkiML-uFGU

And listen to his podcast, Mango Bae here:

https://open.spotify.com/show/57jiIA07ChxbtWz0sjwKi1

As always you can follow me

@drznightingale

My website: www.zoenightingale.com

Happy Holidays errrrybody!

xoxxoxoxoxo

Music: Noah Lampert - check out all his work at www.syncpod.net