Are You a Bad Enough Dude to Turn Into a Vampire? World History According to Ancient Aliens Part 1

Misfits and Mysteries

Howdy Misfits! This week Steve gives you the run down on everything you need to know about Vampires. Yup, we googled “how to become a vampire” so you don’t have to during your next midlife crisis. Basically, just be a bad b*tch, talk to yourself, or have a third nipple. All the cool kids are doing it. Then Steve talks about Ludwig the Blood Sucker, a Vampire from NYC who may in fact have just been a drunk little person who likes to bite people. Next, Emmy takes us through the wild world according to Ancient Aliens — all you need to know is every prominent figure (from Satan to the Virgin Mary, Buddha, and George Washington) were either aliens or influenced by aliens. Pretty nifty, huh? Source.

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