Beste Heterosexua Podcasts (2025)

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In This Moment of Monsters 2:50

vor 6 Jahren2:50

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The poison is poured, the bridges are burnedThe sham tribunal’s been adjournedNo progress made. No lesson learnedin this moment of monstersCamels can’t pass through needles’ eyes If their lips are moving lies are being told. They polarise in this moment of monstersThe rich do what amuses them The poor do what they mustThe rich feast on rare creatur…

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Groupies, and How to Please Them Sexually 4:12

vor 7 Jahren4:12

4:12

The title says it all!Von John Mendelssohn

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Further Adventures of the Scrotum Bros. 3:54

vor 7 Jahren3:54

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Avid Trump supporters Anyl and Feekle Scrotum turn out not to be just brothers, but father and son too!Von John Mendelssohn

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The Inauguration of Donald Trump 3:45

vor 7 Jahren3:45

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At the time I wrote and recorded this, there seemed little chance that America would be so foolish as to elect this ghastly person. Were those the days, or what?Von John Mendelssohn

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Gustavo's Forehead 4:54

vor 7 Jahren4:54

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A poignant bedtime story about why one should avoid the homeless. Based on a true story!Von John Mendelssohn

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Mike Pence at the Fertility Clinic 2:56

vor 7 Jahren2:56

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In an attempt to fill the world with rosy-cheeked Christian kiddies, Vice President Pence has, with the encouragement of his wife Judy, whose real name isn't Judy at all, but Karen, been "donating" at Indiana Christian fertility clinics whose names and addresses this podcast is forbidden to disclose.…

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At the Ball Park 3:00

vor 7 Jahren3:00

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Join the dopamine-deficient community as they had for the ball park for another afternoon of a sport not easily determined! Buy me some peanuts 'n' crackerjack!Von John Mendelssohn

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Another Day At the Ballpark 1:49

vor 7 Jahren1:49

1:49

The title says it all!Von John Mendelssohn

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Anger Management for Transgenders 3:31

vor 7 Jahren3:31

3:31

The title says it all! You'll laff 'til you stop!Von John Mendelssohn

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Run, Melania, Run 1:58

vor 7 Jahren1:58

1:58

America's Eva Braun or a decent human being caught in a difficult position? You be the judge!Von John Mendelssohn

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Pregame 3:47

vor 7 Jahren3:47

3:47

A pregame interview with a famous athlete! But what is his sport?Von John Mendelssohn

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Sacha Barron Trump 4:49

vor 7 Jahren4:49

4:49

No heart will fail to be warmed by this account of how, when he's pretending to play golf, President Trump is typically camping with his handsome youngest son, teaching the boy to revere nature and to respect even those unlike himself.Von John Mendelssohn

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More McDougal! 3:43

vor 7 Jahren3:43

3:43

Karen McDougal's relationship turns out to have been less about sex than service to humanity. This one will inspire you.Von John Mendelssohn

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I Google McDougal! 3:41

vor 7 Jahren3:41

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For nine months shortly after the birth of his son Bannon, future president Donald G. Trump enjoyed hot extramarital sex with Playboy model Karen McDougal, who has explained that she loved him for his mind and his charm. Think about that for a minute. His mind. ,Von John Mendelssohn

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The Elements of Style 3:22

vor 7 Jahren3:22

3:22

There are lots of fragrance cachet-laden magazines that will tell you how to dress, but this is where you'll get the best possible advice!Von John Mendelssohn

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Feekle and Anyl 4:07

vor 7 Jahren4:07

4:07

It was my friends Feekle and Anyl, whom I met in the American heartland in 2009, who originally got me excited about Donald G. TrumpVon John Mendelssohn

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Poots 'n' Tubby 4:09

vor 7 Jahren4:09

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A lot of people are saying that the best thing to come out of the recent summit meeting in Helsinki between Presidents Trump and Putin was the idea for a new comedy series on Fox, in which each leader would try to demonstrate himself more manly than the other — with hilarious results!Von John Mendelssohn

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MrTrump 4:29

vor 7 Jahren4:29

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Santa Monica Slim & The Poisoned Environment Boys, bolstered by the Zelda Hyde Exclusively Caucasian Singers, perform their musical tribute to Donald J. Trump. Lyrics copyright 2018 by John Mendelssohn:God took an orange dump and called it Donald TrumpPlease off a high cliff jump, Mr. TrumpYou wear defiant ignorance as some might wear medalsYour wo…

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My Procreative Organ Has a Name 2:09

vor 7 Jahren2:09

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Many men do it, though only a small minority will admit it. I explain in lurid detail how I chose the name I did.Von John Mendelssohn

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An Inspiring Tale Of Pluck And Perseverance 2:55

vor 7 Jahren2:55

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The snowflakes and libtards will tell you that to become a 1-percenter, you need to have been the child of a racist slumlord who left you lots of money. But that simply isn't the case!Von John Mendelssohn

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How To Pick Up Chicks 2:49

vor 7 Jahren2:49

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Political correctness has slowed a lot of studs down, but these techniques for bedding babes and humping hotties is time-tested and guaranteed to work!Von John Mendelssohn

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The Donald Trump No One Knows 3:32

vor 7 Jahren3:32

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His one-time yoga instructor reveals a heretofore-unseen side of our president, who turns out, behind the scenes, and out of the view of the fake media, to be compassionate, generous, and cuddly!Von John Mendelssohn

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Dudeliness And How To Get It 3:46

vor 7 Jahren3:46

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Those trying to destroy America would like its brave men to be baking banana bread and moisturising instead of hunting, fishing, and drinking Bud Lite! We cannot let such people win!Von John Mendelssohn

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Kill Something For Christ, Quick 3:20

vor 7 Jahren3:20

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Those who don't go out into the wild and shoot their fellow living creatures dead often have no idea what they're missing!Von John Mendelssohn

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Loving The Rich 0:46

vor 7 Jahren0:46

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The rich are different from you and me. They smell nicer, for one thing, and usually have a great deal more money. Many of them have been to something called "finishing school", and have correspondingly lovely manners.Von John Mendelssohn

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