also, please, be more like Ivy

also, our toaster oven caught on fire and realtors be desperate!

i currently have 8 credit cards AND i shoulda never skipped leg day

also: Frankie 9, Window Screens 0; Lennox didn't wear a costume but went trick-or-treating anyway; and do you refrigerate your tomatoes and/ or apples?

i dont wanna be that guy but yet i am that guy..

also, book readers don't be respecting us magazine readers!

How much is a friendship worth? $1.40 per year.

also, Frankie: The Escape Artist

also, i still don't want to go shooting with my co-worker

Also, which emoji do you send to someone getting divorced?

also, do you warsh your chicken?

and, how many pillows is too many pillows?

And, the accident was 100% my fault.

Also, Carolyn is using makeup with snail leavins as an ingredient

Lizard Lips thinks we should have 2 locks on our front door

Also, i didn't brush before seeing the dentist, there's a piano at Kaiser, Walden Farms coffee creamer is terrible, Carolyn bought herself a ring on Temu for $1.19 and she killed spider eggs.

have we all had enough of rocks flying out of the back of trucks?!

Couples Chat Cheat Sheet

Also, I'm cutting the cord for a different, less expensive cord

also, Carolyn is on the Jamie Lee Curtis diet

Also, what's up with people who don't charge their cellular telephones overnite?

Also, cutting your fingernails in the kitchen, drinking pickle juice and how to keep your house cool during the scalding hot summer months

Also, do you loan your co-workers money?

Also, women can't wash off their makeup in the shower, we tried buying a bike for Lennox, and we watched that new Scott Peterson doc. Oh and Carolyn went to the restaurant of the future!

And, Carla does 3 loads of laundry for her cats?!?

We also ate at Dave's Hot Chicken and watched that new Alien movie

i also got my co-worker's digits and doordashers are annoying to fast food workers

Plus, 99% of women use toilet seat covers

Also, my parents asked me for their wifi password

we also went to get pedicures, vince made window screens, and hiding junk food from yo keeedz

Also, now that I'm a member of Costco, I'm too good to shop at the Dollar Tree

Also, we saw a guy's butt at Dollar Tree and we ate Taco Bell's new Cantina Chicken

i also lost 14 lbs in a week

meat trebuchet

Also, Firehouse Subs chili is exactly like Wendy's chili but without the finger

We have reservations for the continental breakfast party of 6

I Will Die On This Hill (re: fast-food opinions)

Also, I'm now cheering spiders on!

Also, Lennox snuck a beef stick into the movie theatre

and what counts as your first kiss?

Also, an egg exploded onto my face!

Also, we know how much $ in social security we'll be getting and it is not a lot.

a lil' spray olive oil on the door hinge there

And don't you hate it when your waiter doesn't write down your order and takes your order by memory?

Also, almonds dont belong on pizza, cashews dont belong pasta, and raw/ fresh jalapenos are so much better than pickled ones

"I'm not hungry but I'll eat."

On vacation, do you bring books and workout clothes and then don't read nor workout?

"'Comment 'recipe' and I'll send it straight to your DMs!' Could you just put the recipe in your Instagram caption, please?" === "Food trucks costing the same as a brick-and-mortar restaurant and asking for tips while you have to sit on some hard-ass curb to eat your food." === "Overly elaborate milkshakes." === "Combining things and calling it a '…

Also, I've noticed a marked improvement in my life by saying restroom instead of bathroom https://youtu.be/pxIBKHBmaSc?si=mPkv9GfPW-FIkGze

Also, Carolyn tried to eat a 3 inch chunk of green onion