119 Kissinger!? I Hardly Know, uh you know

Western Promises

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i saw someone on twitter say that her boyfriend who died kept a bottle of champagne in the fridge for when henry kissinger died. pretty crazy to think about something like that so much. you just keep it in there the whole time? to use when this guy dies that you dont know? yeah not me man, not me. the weirdest thing i keep in my fridge are undershirts. i like a cool undershirt. chalk it up to growing up in the texas heat. the lone star sun beating down on me as i hitchhike to the outlet mall - there is a big sale on under armor shoes. gonna stock up. gotta stock up. also i heard they have a new qr code i want to check out. not sure what it does. gonna get the cute shoe barista to help me. gonna ask for a size 7 and do a "oh man, yeah this is way too small, wow. heh heh, yeah that is NOT gonna work. we are going to need to go up a size, maybe even a size and a half heh heh." lets see how she responds to that. I dont think she speaks much english but I trust my charm can transcend the language barrier. Oh mi esposa mula calcárea, te trataré como a una preciosa bola de nieve. Déjame agregar alegría y eros a tu vida latina.

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