Do you feel scared and all alone? Or like there's no one to turn to because everyone laughs when you tell them that you're tired of being anally probed by aliens? Do you refuse to go hiking in the woods out of fear of being snatched up by Bigfoot? Is insomnia your friend because as soon as you fall asleep you get molested by ghosts? Well then this is the podcast for you! So grab a beer and drink with us while we talk about some weird shit! Also go ahead and Email us your crazy stories at Theoriesbytheounce@gmail.com and we'll give you the answers you don't need! Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/aaron-jay-josh/support