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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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"I love music. It makes my hear sing."
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1 187 Phil from WatchMojo 1:16:35
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And remember... its just a podcast that's a week late! Sorry for disappointing everyone, please don't hate us, we can't take the Discord messages and Instagram DMs of people calling us losers and saying how much we've ruined their lives. Look, here's the thing - we're 3 men bordering middle age who live a life of mild luxury, some real executives, some real movers and shakers in our respective careers but we struggle - BOY do we struggle - with the expectations set upon us by our loved ones and our jobs. Think something like an episode of Mad Men or a song by The National - upper middle class white collar workers CAN suffer and are the frequent victims of existential crises. We turn this suffering into beautiful art where we listen to a deeply unwell, subnormal IQ man "review" video games in the 2000s. There are no online possibilities. But there is Japanese animation. And most importantly, you can't make a black or Chinese character in The Godfather PS2 game.…
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hey look it happens sometimes
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1 185 Madison Chair Garden 1:25:02
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hey check out this here: patreon.com/westernpromises (want to know why Beaumont died and is in hell now? want to hear an exclusive interview with Satan the devil himself? yeah, click that lil link playboy. It is finally here, the office chair episode. we lost one host, but gained a beautiful discussion of office chairs. I really dont want to say too much here, it is best to go in blind. So, with out further doodoo, uh, here you go. #rattlethecage…
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1 184 Enter the Matrix, Queen? 1:05:02
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jive on this lil neo, up in my damn hands, i be havin two pills that are different like. one of them mugs will install a copy of Enter the Matrix onto your personal computer and configure all of the settings for optimal performance. Now this other pill, that will pink sock you. The choice is hella yours, blood. In all seriousness the economy is jacked the f up rn, fr fr. But did you know that most, if not all, economists recommend transferring most of your holdings into Western Promises Patreon subscriptions? its true actually. I couldnt believe it either but this is what is being discussed behind closed doors at the uppermost levels. Do yourself and your family a favor, just take my word for it without doing any independent research and follow this link: patreon.com/westernpromises we are also doing cam shows and wiener ratings.…
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1 183 Copyright Copywrong 1:23:44
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despite requesting the exact opposite, we are being tread upon. the brightest fires are always stamped out the quickest. but not us. not western promises. join us, join the resistance by taking a [redacted] to [redacted] and [redacted] while he watches from the corner slowly jacking off. or join patreon.com/westernpromises and we will do the heavy lifting.…
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let me set the scene: you are freshly 19 years old. you have dedicated your life to Jehovah, both privately in prayer, and publicly through baptism. you have pursued a life in service to God, and devote a large amout of your time to proselytizing. You have never seen an R rated movie, you dont listen to rap or heavy metal music, and Wii Sports is your favorite video game. You take the big step of applying to Bethel after talking with your parents and the elders. A few weeks pass and you get the wonderful news that you have been accepted. You start making plans to move to NYC. You cant contain your excitement. You will get to go on an adventure in a new city and the best part is that you will be doing this, not for personal enjoyment, but to better serve your God who you truly have a personal relationship with. You quickly say a private prayer thanking Jehovah for allowing you this privilege and opportunity. What happens next, is in Gods hands. What happens though is that you move into a small dorm with another extremely sheltered, sexually frustated 19 year old boy and being outside of direct supervision of your overbearing parents you engage in underage drinking and quickly find yourself wrestling the other boys in your underwear. Played as a joke, but you both are clearly getting something more out of this. This is how it happens. Trust me.…
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1 178 a penis doesnt listen to the opinion of balls 1:17:24
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what more is there to say. classic CLASSIC episode EPISODE this week. 2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-22-2- hosts only ONLY just for tonight what are you waiting for kid? thje rest of your life is waiting
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1 177 Benin City is for Lovers 1:08:18
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Happy valentines DAy everyone. Join us for a world tour around the world (tour) listening to nigerian evangelical radio stations for one, for two: an american guy on a radio station in Cape Town South Africa. the introduction of anti-kevin, a sick new variant. down, left, up, down, a, a, a, select to unlock this powerful fighter. In the age of artificial intelligence and AI, love is now quantifiable. relationships are algebra and we can be your abacus. if going on a date with the hottest girl in school is a perfectly toned ass, we are your sketchers shape-ups. if busting is a fully activated copy of adobe photoshop 2014, we are an adobe photoshop 2014 keygen.…
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1 173 Lost in the Corporate World 1:27:41
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this one is all about the curious incident of the dog in the night time. dont know what that is? heh, i didnt either kid. settle in, let us show you. youre one of us now. in this gang, we are brothers, bound by blood and honor. here give me a kiss, the way brother do. deep and hard. soft lips, hard tounge. bang your teeth in to mine, theyare fake, i can take it.…
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1 171: Christmas Spooktacular 2024 2:46:26
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come one come all to experience the schizophrenic fever dream Resident Evil 1 Christmas mod with the fellas and like 10 of our dearest friends from the discord server. strap in for a nearly 3 hour festive wild ride and experience yuletide treats the likes of which you've never seen such as: -batshit insane dialogue that has constantly shifting volume, will randomly switch to only one audio channel, cuts off before lines finish, is plagued with random noises in the background and is rife with DELIGHTFUL nonsensical british "humor" -pretty good new music tbh -the wackiest christmas enemies you've ever seen with your own two ears -wildly varying quality with new models and in-game graphics -a SHOCKING ending that will leave you breathless -also please note that kevin died the first playthrougfh and he recovers bro i promise bro keep watching i promise he does it bro please bro merry christmas cretins. we love you all <3…
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1 170 can a computer spell ICUP? 1:15:10
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look folks, love them or hate them, computers are here to stay. from helping cashiers tally up how much money you owe to a five star military general determining just how many civilians he can kill and still get away with it, these electronic assistants are becoming commonplace in every industry. And while it seems like just yesterday, the ability to send an electronic Christmas card to your Nana was cutting edge, now we have computers that can be your boyfriend and girlfriend. Im talking about AI. Artificial Intelligence. thats right. on this episode we explain AI in explicit detail that proves that all three host fully understand it in a way that few do, and show how you can use it to not only grow your business into a money printing empire literally in 10 minutes or less. We also show you how, with a little patience and old fashioned elbow grease, you can even use AI to pad out up to 30 or 40 minutes of content on a "juggalo adjacent edgelord" podcast. At this point im really trying to squeeze in more topics in natural language in an attempt to capture a larger audience for the show. Self driving cars are probably happening right now. Esports, and competitive gaming are big topics. Apple and IOS 18 are not free from the boys biting critiques. alright, thats enough.…
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1 168 [FRIENDSHIPCULTGANG] 1:38:48
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on:time hosts:3 identity:stolen lets get (castrate) this (these) money (boys with beautiful voices)
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1 167 A Spiritual Sound 1:09:48
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look, we missed a week, sue Paris. Go into town, hire a lawyer, and file a lawsuit against Paris. That is what you should do. This episode is all about virtual reality or #VR. that is the only topic and we are experts on it. #gaming #gamingguys #guys #gaymers #socialism #communism #holdinghands
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1 166 Non-Fungible Jest 1:27:38
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sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them. - roland the farter stalker 2 is out now kingdom come deliverance rules never learn to read, never surrender
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