Vampire Diaries Podcasts

Sorry for the delay on this one, guys. Life sometimes just doesn't let us stop to do things like edit or even record. We're all out here doing our best, so we appreciate your patience. This is the one where Elena shuts off her humanity and burns her house down. Krista has some questions about the logic behind the burning of the house, and we both h…

Strap in for some bananapants theories from Krista on what happens next! Will she be close to the mark, or is this another raptors in the hatch situation?Von UNspoiled! Network

Listen as we compare this episode to that other show we covered with a magic island and Ian Somerhalder! Namaste!Von UNspoiled! Network

This one actually surprised Krista, and all of us, really, because no one thought they'd pull off their plan to kill Kol! That's two Original vampires our gang has managed to kill, in two of the only plots they've concocted to actually go as planned. Plus, they've got Klaus trapped, and Jeremy's tattoo map complete, so seemingly all of the pieces t…

We're back! Thank you for your patience as we dealt with illness, work responsibilities, and the passing of a person close to one of us. And, you know, the Christmas holiday. We're glad things are settling back in so we can return to Mystic Falls! In this episode, Bonnie is boring, Elena is dumb, Damon is compelled, and Stefan is full of snarky goo…

In this episode, thanks to Rebekah's mean girl antics, a lot of truths are revealed. Not that Stefan is willing to believe what Elena is saying even though she's compelled to tell the truth. It's exhausting. But having Rebekah back is fun.Von UNspoiled! Network

It's Christmas time in Mystic Falls, and you know what that means! That's right, a whole lotta murder! Tis the season for lies, plots, stupidity, rage, tantrums, getting all into someone's business when it's not your place, deciding what's right for other people when it's not your choice, and beautifully scored massacres. Happy Holidays! 😃…

It's flashback time! We go back to the 1940's New Orleans, when Damon managed to have another vampire sired to him. This one, though, might be a lot dumb, because she actually takes everything he says literally. If someone told me to count all the bricks in all of New Orleans, I'd tell them to fuck off, frankly. In the present we have girl's night …

And so it's revealed that Elena is sired to Damon. Maybe now Stefan will stop trying to do what he thinks she needs and...who are we kidding? He's going to keep trying to cure her so he can like her again. Krista is very mad at him. A note on the music at the end: I always pick a song used in the episode we're covering. This time, there was a strin…

Elena has some hallucinations, and later makes some revelations to Stefan which leads to their inevitable break up. Also, Jeremy triggers his Hunter status by killing a hybrid to save Elena, which also triggers Caroline and Tyler to break up...maybe. Also: Professor Shane sucks. We hate him.Von UNspoiled! Network

Sorry this went up late. We had so little to say about it that I forgot to post it. Whoops. In this episode, Elena kills someone and now we're all going to have to deal with that.Von UNspoiled! Network

We learn more about The Five in a series of flashbacks where Jaime is very happy to see Elijah and Krista feels very bad for Rebekah. The girl just can't catch a break. Also, we meet creepy Professor Shane, who sucks.Von UNspoiled! Network

In which Elena is unbearable, but let's focus on what's good: Damon teaming up with all the random people he hates! Jeremy, Klaus, and even an invite to Tyler. It's pretty delightful.Von UNspoiled! Network

Elena can't keep blood down. Bonnie is struggling with her magic. There's a rude as fuck vampire hunter in town, with a mysterious tattoo that only Jeremy (so far) can see. The funeral for Pastor Young and the 11 other people he killed is interrupted by said hunter - like I said: RUDE - and Tyler is shot in front of everyone. Stefan decides to have…

We did it, y'all! We have arrived in Season 4, with all of its Elena-as-a-vampire glory despite Bonnie almost killing herself and Stefan's uncharacteristic Pollyanna hopefulness. What does this new development mean for her recent decision to pick Stefan over Damon now that she has remembered what he compelled her to forget? How will it affect her f…

We did it, you guys! We made it through Season 3! And while we have to say goodbye to Ric, we get to say hello to vampire Elena! I mean, yes, yes, she hasn't made the transition yet, but what are the odds that she doesn't? And, lucky for Krista, we don't have to wait three months to find out what happens!…

I apologize for getting this up so late; sometimes life just gets hectic. Join us anyway, as we discuss Klaus's panther-like pacing, Ric being a complete dick, Jeremy kinda dying again, and the Salvatores and Bonnie calling an audible switcheroo on the plan to take Ric down but instead targeting Klaus.…

Thanks, we hate it.Von UNspoiled! Network

Otherwise known as the one with The Kiss. The whole series has been building towards this moment, and it doesn't disappoint. But, while Damon and Elena are making out in Colorado, Stefan is trying not to kill Ric while he attempts to get the location of the remaining White Oak Stake from Ric's evil alter ego. Caroline and Tyler reunite, but their b…

It's funny, we thought we'd have a lot to say about this one, but it turns out there isn't a whole lot to dig into. It's pretty straight forward: a plan to kill an Original in order to kill all of the Originals is made, it is thwarted by multiple circumstances, a new obstacle is revealed. But, at least Krista got her montage...kind of.…

Neither of us are happy about what is happening to Ric. Krista is also mad at Stefan, but you'll have to listen to know why.Von UNspoiled! Network

It's debauchery all around with Damon and Stefan reminiscing about the time in 1912 when they met a woman vampire boxer named Sage during a time when members of the founding families were being murdered. They also murdered some other members of the founding families, but that's unrelated. Oh, and Damon brought out the true ripper in Stefan. Meanwhi…

As promised! We're back, and jumping right in where we left off! We've got a captured Elena, an angry Elijah, a vengeful Rebekah, a smitten Klaus, a chaotic evil Kol, a Finn, and a Salvatore brothers team up that leads to a mommy turned vamp. Oh, and Meredith shoots Ric. It's great to be in Mystic Falls again!…

Psst! We have a little secret for you: we're back!Von UNspoiled! Network

Elena hasn't been this worried about Jeremy since he was smoking the weed.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

The gang's latest "Let's kill Klaus!" plan breaks the record for most double-crosses.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

In which we learn that Mikael was the Original Douchebag.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Welcome back, Lexi! Welcome back, Uncle Mason! WELCOME BACK, DRUNK GRANDMA!!!!!!!Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

It's the first day of Senior Year and only two people get stabbed!Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Klaus crashes Senior Prank Night and Matt manages to come up with an idiotic plan that even Elena couldn't rival.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Everybody wants Elena's ugly-ass necklace and Alaric takes a major tumble in our list of favorite characters.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

A better title for this episode would have been Nik and Stefan's Infinite Slaylist.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Elena out-dumbs herself while Matt and Jeremy embark on a ghost adventure.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Elena's 18th birthday is more crappy than happy.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

We wanted to give you guys an idea of what's going on with us, and why we've had to take an unplanned hiatus. We will be back as soon as we can, and we hope you stick with us. We love this show, and we love you guys. Always and Forever!Von UNspoiled! Network

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Everybody is clamoring to be Aunt Jenna's understudy in Klaus's ritual.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

The sacrifice is tonight so naturally Stefan forces Elena to hike up a mountain.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

We are not happy about this stuff with Alaric. He needs to stop getting hurt, and killed, and his ring needs to start working at full strength or whatever because this is not ok! And who ever is trying to frame him, or maybe frame Elena, needs to STOP IT! Meanwhile, we have Original Witch Esther using Elena's doppelganger blood to do a spell that b…

Stefan and Klaus's game of Who's the Bigger Villain continues, and puts the lives of those we love at stake (though, not at a White Oak Stake): Stefan threatens to drive Elena off the bridge where her parents died after force feeding her his blood, and Tyler bites Caroline, infecting her with werewolf...venom? saliva? toxin? I don't know the specif…

Let's give a warm welcome to Niklaus 1492 and his terrible wig!Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

AlarKlaus is not a very good Decade Dance chaperone.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

We start with the almost foolproof plan to kill Klaus using his father, Mikael, as bait; Katherine subbing in for Elena; and the only known White Oak Stake, but Klaus has contingencies in play. If he dies, his new crew of Hybrids will kill Damon. So, Stefan saves Klaus, gets his compulsion removed, and steals Klaus's coffins of Originals. But what'…

There's a lot of backstabbing, but this time it's figurative.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

It's a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost world. Some are great - hi Mason! - and some are just as awful now as they were before - STFU Frederick. But it all leads to finding some cave paintings on the Lockwood property, and a little more of the Originals' history. Their dad is terrible. And now he's on his way to Mystic Falls.…

Astral projection and flamethrowers don't mix well.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

We begin with Senior Prank Night, where our incoming seniors are finally able to do dumb shit like put mouse traps all over the floor of a classroom, TP the pool, and superglue Alaric's desk shut. Or so they think. They are interrupted by the return of Klaus, and he wastes no time forcing Tyler into potential Hybridism, forcing Bonnie to find out w…

Rebekah has arrived, and she does not disappoint. We flash back to the 1920's, where we learn about Stefan's Ripper days in Chicago, and how he was entangled with Klaus and Rebekah at the time. In the present day, Klaus undaggers his sister in order to get info from a very old, yet very young, witch named Gloria. That doesn't go so well since Kathe…

No dinner party is complete without at least two surprise stabbings.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries

Stefan and Elena's romantic weekend getaway ends up a bit more murdery than they expected.Von The Vampire Diaries Diaries