Beste Monster Smash Podcasts (2024)

On this episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire are joined by Emily and Lizzy of the Tongue in Cheek podcast to read and dissect Love, Laugh, Lich by Kate Prior. They talk Janice the unhinged liar, thin plot, virgin to DP, intentional non-effort, live laugh love, book character therapy, OSHA compliance, corporate life, don’t fuck your bo…

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Christine here with a quick podcast update!

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Episode 23: How I Met Your Moth-er 1:34:27

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect How I Met Your Moth-er by Miranda Sapphire. They talk the mothman legend, more cryptids less confederacy, hallucinations, understanding the trans experience, telling your child about your sex life, fuck transphobia, lighthouse keeper is our ideal job, all lighthouses…

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Episode 22: Stranded in the Satyr’s Garden 2:05:13

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Stranded in the Satyr’s Garden by Cia Petrichor. Along with special guests Rob and Josh, they talk big time guests, Christmas in August, we traumatized our partners, Narnia porn, Christmas parties, Pan’s Labyrinth, creepy creeps, Draco Malfoy, no Scottish accents, Co…

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Episode 21: Have Tail, Will Travel 1:58:48

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Have Tail, Will Travel by Nancey Cummings. They talk unhelpful covers, give us more smut, settling, go to therapy, taking your girlfriend and your wife to the same restaurant, arranged marriages, deep throating kebabs, experimenting with aliens, y’all are bisexual, d…

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Episode 20: An Interview with Zoraida Cordova aka Zoey Castile 1:03:05

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire interview author Zoraida Cordova, aka Zoey Castile! They talk Zoraida’s new book Kiss The Girl a Little Mermaid retelling, book tours, what is a monster, different kinds of merpeople, Peculiar Tastes, Disney, the mouse doesn’t want sex, Kylo Ren, secret book announcements, Hannah Mon…

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Episode 19: Mantras and Minotaurs 1:40:55

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Mantras and Minotaurs by Ashley Bennett. They talk hoof daddies, insta-love, psychic damage, age gap romances, helping the young men out, “no strings attached”, dating stories, don’t tell us what to do, sex and attachment, widow etiquette, yarn crafts, weed and the v…

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Episode 18: Barbarian Alien Part 2 1:28:53

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect the second half of Barbarian Alien by Ruby Dixon, the second book in the Ice Planet Barbarians series. They talk name pronunciation, real cliff hangers, Ewoks, baby hostages, hunting is boring, pushing jizz back in, what foreplay is, titty squeezes, bridesmaids, fore…

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Episode 17: Barbarian Alien Part 1 1:01:11

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Barbarian Alien by Ruby Dixon, the second book in the Ice Planet Barbarians series. They talk being back in the saddle again, capital T trauma, daddy issues, parasites, waking up on alien planets, corporate ice breakers, does Ruby Dixon hate the French, forced parasi…

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Episode 16: Little Slice of Hell 1:20:46

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Little Slice of Hell by Clio Evans. They talk Bdsm, bad matchmaking, morning dates, info dumps, glamours, choking over coffee, erotic art, informed consent, never go to a second location, public sex etiquette, public genitalia, confusing magic, horrible communication…

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Episode 15: A Polar Expedition 1:50:08

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect A Polar Expedition: and Other Stimulating Research Opportunities by Kass O’Shire. They talk slow burns, steam punk, plus sized characters, excellent pet names, toilets in fantasy novels, Santa, the power of horniness, naked shifting, wasteful pants ripping, talking t…

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Episode 14: An Interview with Ashley Bennett 1:02:23

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire interview fairy godmother of the podcast, Ashley Bennett! They talk friendship, gateways into monster smut, normal peens, self doubting, gym showers, the omegaverse, character growth, bad fathers, chicken arms, future books, sapphic romances, traditional publishing, kindle unlimited,…

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Episode 13: Cookies for My Orc Neighbor 1:43:30

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Cookies for My Orc Neighbor by Michele Mills. They talk orcs taking their brides in the dark of winter, robotic writing, Maine, Valentine’s Day is boring, winter sucks, petty complaints, snow storms, writing to serial killers, stalking isn’t cute, stop demonizing big…

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Episode 12: Tentacles & Triathlons 1:57:46

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Tentacles & Triathlons by Ashley Bennett. They talk perfect sexual energy, subtle messaging, funny dedications, preface, horrible fathers, the woods are scary, fucking with a child, pedo-monsters, frat boy monsters, scuttling, your sister’s vagina, milfs, furries, no…

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Episode 11: Mirror Monster on My Wall 1:30:28

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire are joined by special guest Elise to read and dissect Mirror Monster on My Wall by Tam M. Nicnevin. They talk orgies, representation, grooming, creepy dolls, magical shadow dildos, cunnies and quims, snake skin boots, too many limbs, too many eyes, tusks and mandibles, birthing hips,…

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Episode 10: The Death God’s Sacrifice 1:47:42

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Death God’s Sacrifice by Jenny Nordbak. They talk useless changes to Greek myths, stone dick and balls, orgasm magic, dartboard plotting, not very nice villains, Medusa 2.0, unwanted friends, having your whole vagina out, magic horny powder, what that tongue do, …

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Episode 9: Extra Virgin Gargoyle 1:23:15

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Extra Virgin Gargoyle by Honey Phillips. They talk halloween costumes, big incel energy, incredibly stupid miscommunications, how not to run a bookstore, instantaneous boners, endless paperwork, “research”, CEO’s responsibilities, Batman’s origin story, women’s pajam…

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Episode 8: The Sea Monster’s Mate 1:34:48

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Sea Monster’s Mate by Delaney Rain. They talk trust fund babies, sunburns on your dick, leg cramps, squidbillies, tenacle details, netherholes, incubating alien eggs, having kids for the wrong reasons, a dick inside a dick, squidlings, baby birding, fish poop, Fi…

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Episode 7: The Captive Merman’s Promise 1:31:23

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Captive Merman’s Promise by Zoey Castile. They talk Claire’s merman infatuation, asshole cousins, vaginal pearls, tongue shaped vibrators, underwater cum rags, instalove done right, bisexual kings, contraceptive tea, levels of horniness, choking, spanking, shitti…

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Episode 6: Morning Glory Milking Farm 1:50:08

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. They talk glory hole meet cutes, millennial angst, fisting, winking slits, weeping, French face slapping, vaginal moisturizing routines, weird lattes, milking machines, useless college degrees, grade A beef, occupational h…

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Episode 5: The Orc from the Office 1:27:38

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Orc from the Office by Kate Prior. They talk workplace romances, secret double lives, just how horny someone has to be to effect laundry cycles, low self-control, eating whole pizzas, tax returns for the undead, dick to ball ratios, monster spas, sex in elevators…

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Episode 4: The Beast 1:16:30

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Beast by Jenika Snow. They talk rivers of pre-cum, Disney porn parodies, leaking, mysterious slime, nubs, mouth bacteria, spitting and slapping, “beautiful” penises, coin shaped nipples, ball length contests, hook tongue, and sex in the woods. It’s a doozy folks!…

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Episode 3: Monsters and Muscles 1:31:01

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Monsters and Muscles by Ashley Bennett. They talk hot wolf buns, knotting, the genital habits of male models, inter-species pregnancies, cartoon wolves, red rockets, and their hatred of food in the bedroom. Enjoy all you Wolf-Mommies and Wolf-Daddies!Where you can fi…

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Episode 2: The Dragon’s Bride 1:19:40

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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire dissect The Dragon’s Bride by Katee Robert. This week, the ladies have a lot of important questions: how many balls does a double-dicked dragon have? Is a snake tongue girthy enough to fill a vagina? Why is it dripping and who’s cleaning those sheets?Where you can find us:Christine i…

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Episode 1: Ice Planet Barbarians 1:34:35

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On the inaugural episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire dissect Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. They talk buckets of poop, rabbit vibrators, space parasites, mating with aliens, adorable pubic hair, the word “folds”, and much more. Shorshie and Vecna foreva!—Where you can find us:Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire i…

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Trailer 2:49

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Welcome to The Monster Smash! The podcast where two innocent and naive readers dive head first into the monster smut genre. Join Christine and Claire every week as they read and dissect a new monster romance novel.

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7. A Bull in a China Shop: Qilin vs. The Red Bull 50:58

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The many heads of Typhon, Confucius gets confused, and one of the contenders is a pacifist?! Oh dear, it seems that Ty is out sick today! Luckily, there are 99 other heads that can fill in! Good thing, too, because we're finally tackling a monster from popular fiction! It's the benevolent Qilin of Chinese myth clashing with King Haggard's destructi…

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6. Toil & Trouble: Baba Yaga vs. Rangda 40:46

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The Hairy Cryptids Convention, a solid dude named Kevin, and Jenny gets to meet her heroes! The gang is back for another round of smashing, and this time it's all a bunch of hocus pocus! The Slavic hag of Russian fairy tales, Baba Yaga, takes on the demon queen of Balinese mythology, Rangda! Featuring the guest voice talents of Tiffani Mills (And t…

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5. Showdown at Creepy Hollow: Dullahan vs. Nuckelavee 42:32

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Typhon's rivalry with Santa escalates, an Allhallowtide celebration, and Michael Myers! On this special Halloween edition of the Monster Smash League, the arena is transformed into a dark parody of Washington Irving's "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow" for an all-out equine brawl between Ireland's own horseman lacking a head, the Dullahan, and the Nucke…

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Welcome to the Monster Smash League! 1:00

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Follow us on Twitter @league_monster and email us at bbmonstersmash@gmail.com! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.Von monstersmashleague

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4. Fighting Like Cats & Dogs: Cerberus vs. Cath Palug 37:36

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The banshee in the H.R. department, some threatening parents, and Yowie gets caught off guard! One of the most divisive questions will be answered on this week's Monster Smash League! Jenny Greenteeth replaces Typhon on the commentary team for the ultimate dog & cat fight: Greek mythology's hellhound of Hades, Cerberus, takes on Cath Palug, the mon…

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3. Big Beast Bonanza: Gashadokuro vs. Grootslang 37:11

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A bad idea for a family vacation, the Salmon of Knowledge, and the infamous box jellyfish debacle! Time to bring out the heavyweights! Bat Boy and Typhon reminisce about past battles as they prepare for a clash of towering titans: Japan's huge yokai, the Gashadokuro, and the cave-dwelling Grootslang of South Africa! Featuring the guest voice talent…

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2. Strange Anatomy: Krasue vs. El Cuero 33:45

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A desiccated priest, a sasquatch Zoom call, and Echidna plots to kill Typhon! Even Bat Boy and Typhon aren't sure what to expect on this week's show as the MSL presents two oddly constructed creatures: Thailand's Krasue and El Cuero of Chile! Featuring a slew of special guest voices from Latoya Cameron (The Salt Lake Acting Company, Utah Shakespear…

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1. Cold Warriors: Wendigo vs. Krampus 35:10

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The sport you've been waiting for is now broadcasting to the menacing masses! Welcome to the Monster Smash League, where beasties and bruisers from folklore and fiction come alive to battle for supremacy! In the premiere episode, co-hosts Bat Boy and Typhon explore two freaks of the frigid North, the Canadian Wendigo and Krampus, the Austrian sidek…

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Fresno Nightcrawler 28:47

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We're back and have stronger feelings about monsters than ever! Join us as we talk about the Fresno Nightcrawler and their terrible little feet.Von Monster Smash

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Jersey Devil 29:46

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This week we take a look at the Jersey Devil, discuss how Benjamin Franklin treated his friends, and learn a lesson about love. Follow us on Twitter @Smash_cast or send us an email at monstersmashcast@gmail.comVon Monster Smash

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Montauk Monster 31:55

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We're back from our week away and ready to talk about the Montauk Monster! Follow us on Twitter @Smash_cast or send us an email at monstersmashcast@gmail.comNote: We had some audio difficulties that we didn't notice until after recording, things have been cleaned up as much as possible.Von Monster Smash

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Orcs 31:45

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On today's episode we discuss everyone's favorite big green friend, the orcs!Von Monster Smash

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Loveland Frogman 29:20

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What better way to spend your Valentine's day than with the Loveland Frogman? Find out if he's dateable and what it really means to put up with his frog roommates.Von Monster Smash

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