This was recorded before the election (congratulations President Harris!) Probably one of the wildest eps we'll ever do. The boys give a quick recap of their Halloween adventures, we recall times we embarrassed ourselves trying to sound smart in front of women, Nik and Ben lock antlers over the age-old debate of whether or not space is demonic.…

Nurse your Halloween hangover with the boys. Noah dishes on his ex who tried to summon the ghost of Hitler, Ben gives us an education on the sexual betas of the animal kingdom and Nik reveals another horrible secret or two. You're not getting this anywhere else.Von trophywivespod

On this episode we're asking the important questions: If Criss Angel is so powerful why didn't he stop Stephen Paddock? Can you eat pussy if you have a short ass tongue? Do Noah and Ben have visually identical penises? The answers will shake you to your core.Von trophywivespod

The boys return to their weekly summit to help Nik brainstorm ways to tag and capture the homeless man who punched his girlfriend, we condemn the shocking albeit creative misdoings of Diddy and give a quick tutorial on how to run doordash scams. This is the only podcast you'll ever need.Von trophywivespod

The boys are back again this week to discuss the light and dark sides of Katt Williams, the hottest guys Richard Pryor fucked and the feral hookers of the pacific northwest. The episode got cut off early due to faulty equipment, it's still a ramshackle operation for now but be warned we have plans for our own compound soon...…

In the inaugural episode of Trophy Wives Ben recounts his adventure driving cross country with a car full of illegal snakes, Nik gets serious about circumcision and Noah inherits a sentimental gun.Von Trophy Wives

Why does BioWare keep trying to convince us that law enforcement officers are our best friends? Like, it’s getting weird. Join us as we unpack BioWare’s recurrent uniform fetish, how certain companions inform their narratives, and what exactly the devs are trying to say with all of this. CW: anti-Garrus sentiment, anti-Cullen sentiment, #onehole Ma…

The Trophy Wives are Trophy Wifing. Join us on a retrospective of the best video game romances (according to us), our nominations for the best Bioware Babes, and musings on alien genitalia. #OneHole --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trophywivescast/message

Everyone always asks us, "Wives, what is the best Bioware game? Specifically, the best Mass Effect and/or Dragon Age game? Please. You have the answers." And they're right. We do. Join us as we definitively and objectively rank the Mass Effect and Dragon Age games, for better or for worse. Now accepting hate mail: @trophywivescast --- Send in a voi…

Is there really going to be a Mass Effect TV show? Who the hell knows! We break down our casting choices for potential Mass Effect and Dragon Age adaptations, just in case. Spoilers: they're amazing. Netflix, call us. Follow us: @trophywivescast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trophywivescast/message…

Welcome to Trophy Wives! For our inaugural episode, Claire, Hannah & Eddi break down everything going on in the world of BioWare. We discuss Mass Effect: Legendary Edition, Dragon Age 4, spicy adaptation rumors, and Gr*g Ell*s getting the shit kicked out of him on Twitter. Follow us: @trophywivescast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.…

Just three girls making their way through life on narrative difficulty. Join us as we dive deep into games we love, games we can't stand, and all romance options in between. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/trophywivescast/message