Today I was immediately invited to leave a restaurant! Afterwards, I peddled my nephew's dark crayon art, checked in on the Metropolitan Playhouse, and was offered a sausage by Alex the Russian. I was also offered a punch in the face :) This episode begs the question, is this legal? Please enjoy!music by Danny Lubin-Laden…

Today I practiced some alternative languages, bought my stubbornly nameless buddies some Lagunitas, and discussed Allen Funt's work. Get in up to your neck in this one, its warm in here!Von Steve Girard

Back in NYC where I am king! I TRIED to see some movies for free, took the temperature of a date, and taught Africans and Italians alike that smoking is unhealthy and wearing a helmet isn't. Oh, I also practiced being the waiter I've always aspired to be... Listen to my dreams stay untrue!music by Nelson Reynolds…

This is the dumbest episode yet. I went down to Florida and didn't pack my wits. I mostly say "Good morning" like a pirate and ask which way to go. I met the world's most interesting air-conditioning repairman at the very end. Enjoy, I'm rooting for you!intro + outro music by Nelson ReynoldsVon Steve Girard

My particular friend Paul and I took a short jaunt through Central Park. I got directions from the map lady, discussed God, and Paul asked to speak to the manager. Join us!Von Steve Girard

Today I was joined by my friend Paul. Paul is considering piano lessons, and he enjoys his coffee with cream. I mostly had to use the bathroom. Stick in the buds and hit that triangle!Von Steve Girard