We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - J ...
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Catching puke, relationship coaching, the Lottery: we’ve got room to improve!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Billy Joel! Nick Kroll! And Dom DeLuise!?
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Female prison guards fall in love too easily! And once again, Billy Joel impresses!!First season?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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All Clear! Colonoscopy Redux!
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Let me tell you how it went!Von Fully Functional Parents
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And no complaining about my complaining: wife version!Von Fully Functional Parents
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And that time David’s parents wore Nix the Shiks shirts!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Rub It In, Mr. Coffey! Rub It In!
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Using Jergens liberally! And no Xmas decor until AFTER Thanksgiving!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Kristen Bell! Adam Brody! Super Communicators!!
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Watch Nobody Wants This on Netflix! It’s good! And we know the number one stupid human sign! And David’s incredible mathematical theory!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Why are people always abandoning their shoes?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Stop Yelling From Across The House!
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A double episode of morning talk!Von Fully Functional Parents
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The Hunchback of Woodbridge Has A Cold!
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And she’s going to work!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Dirty Water Dog: A Conversation on Leadership!
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A trip to NYC and pickle sucking!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Morning Breath! Happy Veterans Day!
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And please rate our podcast 5 stars!! WTF!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Andrew McCarthy, We Like to Undress Mannequins Too!
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The best clothes are in your face!!Rerun Sunday!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Ladies’ Room Talk! (Again!)
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And Is It Real?! Do you lie to your spouse?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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I Was So Mean to My Mom, I Should Apologize…
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Kids and their comments about hair! And did you know that David hates BNL?! Well, he does!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Hiding Things In Your Pants and From Your Spouse!
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Sneaking stuff in and pretending you’re not a slob!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Firefighters are Handymen?! and Ghosts Everywhere! Your House is Full of Em!
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Rescue takes on a whole new meaning! What does Denis Leary think of how we abuse firefighters? And is your house crawling with ghosts? Maybe! maybe Not!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Bingo! We’re Gonna Save Bingo!
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Join us! Bring your kids!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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You Drop Your Wallet, We’re Taking the Cash!
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A classic conundrum! What do you do? And Lyric Lowdown! You’re welcome!!*Play It Again Saturday!*Von Fully Functional Parents
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James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!!
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Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!Von Fully Functional Parents
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And dating adults in high school?! Gross!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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A little Mystery Science Theater!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Jealous! Of Your Older Sibling!
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And sweaty backs?! And bad super powers!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World!
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From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?!
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And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube!
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And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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The Frozen Grape and Cool Whip Diet!
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And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Morning Talk! Potpourri!
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A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.Von Fully Functional Parents
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Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?!
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Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits!
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He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Halloween Decor is Too Murder-ey!!
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And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese?
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And Adam Sandler’s voice!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Memories that I thought were meh were good!Von Fully Functional Parents
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IS Mark Burnett Ashamed? Leslie Stahl Should Ask Him!
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And I AM Phoebe!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!!
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Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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If Kamala is doing it, I’m doing it!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Boring Book Club with FFP!
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And has a kid ever stared through you?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching!
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The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Only Losers Buy Generic!
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Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Circulating Hot Air: The Year of Us!
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Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!!Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest!
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A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it!And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?!
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And I was a townie!!Von Fully Functional Parents
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No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!)
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And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs!
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And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!
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Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!Von Fully Functional Parents
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Which Mint is the Best Mint? (No Mint says David!)
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And who cares about flouride?Von Fully Functional Parents
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