Hello Seekers!Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss why planes keep falling out of the sky, write a eulogy for me (I have a $40 spirit flight to Nola next week) and then make some really crucial decisions about our favorite cartoon characters.We will be back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday! Until then....…

FULL EPISODE ON PATREONBen here. Today, Theda Hammel joins me to recap our experience at Bryan Johnson’s Don’t Die Summit. We cover all the deeply unsettling stuff that happened—from the “lunch” we were served, to Bryan’s complete lack of charm, to the vendors offering total crap. Plus, we get into how an attempted sing-along alienated the entire c…

It's S-S-Seeking Sunday!!!Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I finally cancel Raven Symone, I give my recipe for the Perfect Salad, and then we have a very serious conversation about how to improve our podcast. And Jacques talks about Jigsaw killing us.Von Seeking Derangements

The full video is available only on our Patreon!Ben here, Hesse, Jacques and I are here with Jamie AKA the Mother of the Pod to answer all your burning questions about love and life. We hear from a man who wants his allegedly bisexual boyfriend to have sex with a woman, decide if blind fathers need to know about a recent top surgery, talk about wha…

Ben here, today I finally made it on the Sniffies podcast only for Hesse and Jacques to show up and throw the whole thing into chaos. It ended up being fine because then we just did our regular show. We talk about the trans cult that believes AI is going to become god (?), recount some of the worst photos we've seen on dating apps, why the word "tw…

Hello Seekers!Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the American woman who is holding 100 press conferences in Pakistan about how she is refusing to leave, style each other for our inevitable Grammy appearances, and wildly speculate about how tariffs are going to effect the American economy. Also, we discuss how to elevate my years long "har…

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Ben here, today Jacques tells Hesse and I about his ongoing medical issues and yes, it's extremely graphic. Then we write and send Jacques' resume to Woah Vicky, investigate Ramona Singer allegedly selling her twitter account to a Black Rock CEO, and end the episode by reading an article about how the Cool Kids are celebrating Trumps reelection.Get…

Hello Seekers!Ben here, Hesse and Jacques join me today to talk about the Inauguration, the various facelifts it featured, and of course what we expect from a 2nd Trump turn. Then we turn to two of the most annoying people we frequently cover on this show–Bill Maher and Bryan Johnson and watch the Club Random episode wherein Bryan literally talks a…

Ben here, today Jen joins me to talk about an encounter we had with an old gay man last night in Hudson, discuss our attempts to avoid being hungover, the Tik Tok ban, our plans to become influencers on Xiuaohongshu, and working out with the formerly incarcerated.Von Seeking Derangements

Hello Seekers!Ben here, today I interview Jamie, the 58 year old hairdresser, mother of two and long time listener of the podcast. We talk about her gay friends (dead and alive), child rearing techniques, and the current stage of hags and their fags. Plus I tell her about The Erotic Barber!Get an appointment with Jamie (if you’re lucky) here: https…

It's Seeking Sunday!And we have norovirus. At least Jen and I (Ben) do. Hesse is on this one with us too. We talk about congestion pricing, going to Thailand for normal reasons, and really stupid TV shows. If you hate this one, well....we'll have another episode out soon.Von Seeking Derangements

It's Seeking Sunday yall!Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Hilaria Baldwin, her personal beef with Hesse, our favorite dogs, which dogs look like which kinds of women (empowering way) and the movie Scent of A Woman. Plus Jacques tells us about his very extensive health problems.Von Seeking Derangements

Hello Seekers!Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I give some predictions on the year to come, look back at some of our favorite moments from the one past, and try to name 5 gay guys. Plus we nominate a Person of the Year for L's, G's, B's, T's, and Q's.Thanks for listening this past year yall! MwahVon Seeking Derangements

Ben here, today Hesse Jacques and I discuss wether or not Nancy Pelosi's honkers had anything to do with her spill down the Duke Of Luxembourg's marble staircase, react to Peter Theils comments on Luigi Mangione, and review Grindr's year-end lists of bottoms, tops, and babygirl's per capita. We also, of course, wildly speculate about the drone sigh…

Ben here, on todays episode Hesse, Jacques, Max and I talk all things Luigi: his eyebrows, his GoodReads, his alleged assassination, and what this all really means. Plus Jacques slams his roommate and family and then forces us all to do a very radical therapeutic exercise.Von Seeking Derangements

Today we have something different for you all: in preparation for her eventual death from being hit by two trains at once in 2076, Hesse has decided to start training a suitable successor! Who better to train than four random strangers and a couple of friends who responded to one of her tweets?! No one! These potential recruits answered her call to…

Hello Seekers!Ben here, on today's episode Jen stops by to sit our asses down and educate us about Wicked. Hesse unveils her history as a theatre kid, we hear a new story about a certain incapacitated Aunt, and we find out what Jacques thinks "holding space" means.Happy thanksgiving yall!Von Seeking Derangements

Today Chloe Cherry joins us to crack open the Gay List once again. Before that we discuss her favorite sandwiches, her budding DJ career, and test her gaydar. Plus Jacques tells her about his health problems and getting pranked.Von Seeking Derangements

Ben here with a special music/talk episode made to bring you sunshine and fun in these literally dark times. We hate winter y'all. Jen Sillen and Meg "the Bad Girl of Podcasting" Murnane join me to discuss wide ranging topics such as pranking people at parties, how to bar old people from driving, jewish Grandparents, the pro's and con's of queer re…

Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I beg Donna Brazil to hire us as DNC operatives, discuss some shocking updates on Jacques voodoo doll, and nominate our own Sexiest Men of the Year.Von Seeking Derangements

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I debrief the total failure of the Kamala Harris campaign and Jacques tells us about zipping up one of his testicles, resulting in one of the worst injuries of his life.Von Seeking Derangements

Happy Sunday!Ben here, on today's ep Hesse and I are joined by the one and only Angel Money to discuss Biden fumbling the Puerto Rican/garbage narrative, Shawn Mendes micro-launching his asexuality, and my deep dive into the TikTok'er @morgandrinkscoffee who is shockingly not a lesbian, despite her tall haircut. Plus Angel and I settle our instagra…

Hello everyone!Ben here, today we're joined by Will Menaker. Jacques bullies everyone for 15 minutes, then we all bully John Fetterman and Elon Musk, continue by celebrating the brave drunk driver who almost collided with Kamala's caravan, and finally Jacques warns all of us about the dangers of owning large primates.Los Angeles, get tickets to Cha…

Happy Sunday everyone!Ben here, on today's episode Jacques tells us about inviting Real Housewife Dorinda Medley to a dinner with Emeril Lagasse, Hesse shows us some Club Random, and I try to explain who Jordan Peterson is to Jacques.Tickets to our live show here: https://t.co/O593yGCOAXVon Seeking Derangements