Is it good or bad that Ian is the VERY FIRST driver of a brand spanking new car? It's a good question, unfortunately Dave doesn't have the CPU cycles to figure it out. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

This week we talk about the all-new adorable little electric nugget from Stelantis, the fancy new FIAT 500e Product RED edition! Our resident RED-head got some stick time with this adorable auto and is here to tell us all about it. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

What a freaking week. From Ian's cross-country summer relocation to Dave's emotional roller coaster, we're reeling from the few days before this episode. Have a seat, snag a drink of choice, and let's just hang for a bit. We love you.Von Apex Adjacent

In this week's episode we discuss Ian's hail near miss and Dave's Lemons team update. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

While we may not be the best, we're almost kind of fairly certain that we're probably not the worst. Maybe. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

This week we discuss Dave's recovery, albeit at the expense of not being able to join Ian on his recent concert-going journey, Ian's non-ideal day behind the wheel, and the sliding-doors versions of ourselves. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

Our resident soft boy is in pain this week. Listen in to find out why Dave missed the first autocross event of the season and why Ian was able to see the Northern Lights. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

Whew, what was a close one! Once we get past our beefy rap beef we dive deep into a WILD little car that could inspire us to stand up a higher Patreon tier. Let's all make bad decisions together! We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

Ian shares a hot take on the state of burble tunes, Dave is tired from an AMAZING three days of driving and killing ALL OF THE BUGS with his adorable little Italian meatball. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

There's a lot to unpack in this episode...emotions, vocal ticks, an incredible Lamborghini, sweet memories tied to music and cars, and as usual WEIRDOS with vanity plates. We love you! Yeah! You!Von Apex Adjacent

Pain. As people with ridiculous car hobbies, we're well acquainted. In this episode we discuss our multi-faceted friend. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

In this week's episode we start with a pair of uncomfortable encounters, take a detour past an Italian supercar with a bonus lurking German and wind up smack dab on idiocy. Life's a journey folks, just stay away from the Dodge kind. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

In this week's episode the Sleepy Boizzz talk about Ian's exhaustive move, a new station wagon heading stateside, and huge marketing miss by Audi. Listeners, we're headed to bed. Ian's called big spoon. We love you.Von Apex Adjacent

This week Victoria Scott returns to the show! She's here to discuss her recent piece involving a much needed exodus via used Toyota Camry, the ongoing pedestrian safety crisis, and her upcoming book! Boom. Packed show. Amazing guest. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

In dystopian tech news this week we discuss how automakers are collecting YOUR data on YOUR driving habits (with NO CONTEXT!!!), monetizing it, and how your insurance company ultimately weaponizes it to raise your rates. Yup. We love you.Von Apex Adjacent

There are certain moments in our lives where the insanity of our obsessions are reflected back upon us, and this is one of those times for Ian. In this episode we chat about Dave watching Ian's babies, bad Brabuses and more. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

We don't know what Ian would serve at his restaurant when it comes to you know, food and whatnot, but we do know one thing: there would be PLATES and AMPLE TABLE SPACE. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

In this hyper-nerdy episode some nerds (us) talk about other nerds (Tim Cook) in some lukewarm nerd-on-nerd um...action. As if that wasn't enough, Ian presents a license plate game full of plates too nerdy for even us. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

This week's episode has EVERYTHING. Ian gets assaulted by a Blake Shelton song while also getting subjected to a Nissan Altima, Dave does very mobile mechanic Dave things, and we dig into a car wash conundrum. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

This week we sit down with JP and Michael from Bid Nerds! Their show focuses on interesting car auctions and they use their expertise to make price predictions, share their experience and overall take on the car, all while tending to their Nerd Herd.Von Apex Adjacent

Should you listen to our financial advice? Buddy, we can't even say if you should listen to us to begin with so...it's up to you. In this episode we mint a new cryptocurrency and talk F1. Yeah, Dave talks F1! We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

What online marketplace vehicle post best represents your home state? Thanks to the ever-delightful Dana, we found Florida! Send us one that best represents your state's specific type of craziness and we'll add them to the chart! We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

With a title like that what do we even say here? No idea. Anyway, in this episode we go from cars to chlamydia and back again. We gotchoo you sexy unicorns. We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

In this online marketplace-focused episode we are inspired by a fiery Audi Facebook Marketplace listing to dive deep into the psyche of those that post. Also, we stumble upon one of our favorite online marketplace phenomena, the Car Listing Selfie! We love you!Von Apex Adjacent

In this post-karting comedown episode, we talk about used car purchases that would ruin our lives in either delightful or destructive ways.Von Apex Adjacent

Outta the gate our first episode of 2024 has Ian letting us hear his capital T THOUGHTS on holiday-centric corporate speak. Besides that, we're starting the year off right with listener MyEyes, some license plate games, and our identification of a very prominent hood feature on a Toyota. We love you!…

In this episode we take some time to recognize the folks that really matter, our listeners! In our first entry of what we'll turn into an annual tradition, we take some time to highlight the fantastic diversity that is our listener's cars. We love you!

In this episode we circle back on a topic that Ian's been noodling on, the whole Jason Cammisa Cybertruck review thing. It's an exhausting topic and Ian chops through it in a really great way. Oh, and you get to see Dave blush a lot in this episode. Like, A LOT. We love you!

So...yeah. The Cybertruck, it be out in them streets, so we guess we have to talk about it? Or do we talk about talking about it? How about we just talk about talking about OTHER people talking about it. Cool. We love you!

Sassy AND confident, just how we like our Ian. In this episode we dig into how each of us would react if we were handed the reigns of a jetliner oh and cars. We talk about cars too. We love you!

Pour yourself a piping hot cup of cider and cozy up to the fire dear listener, Holiday Dave is in town. He knows when you've been bad or good, and he certainly knows when someone (IAN) is about to let their license plates expire. We love you!

We're honored to have Dmitry Platonoff join us on the show this week! Dmitry is an incredible asset to the Saab community, publishing dozens upon dozens of DIY how-to guides that truly empower anyone to keep their Saab in proper running order. Listeners, you're in for a treat, we love you!

Hey! Show us your cars! Don't make it weird, just show us your cars! Seriously though, show us your cars. For real. We want to see them, so you should send us pictures of them. If you do, we'll talk about them in our year-end episode, so yeah, SHOW US YOUR CARS! We love you.

Jessica Ray, Digital Producer for MotorWeek, joins us for this show! Pull up a seat and listen as we talk all things MotorWeek, Mavericks, and Moonlighting! We love you!

In this episode we keep our sleep paralysis demons at arm's length and talk about holiday gift ideas. Oh, and um...sorry. You can never unsee Michael Myers in a wig. HAUNTING. We love you!

Did we start an automotive podcast as a front for Ian's rants? We'll never cop to it, but the evidence in this week's episode certainly moves the needle in that direction. Beyond Ian's rant we discuss what car to band correlations and shout-out someone named TURBODONG2000 that makes funny stuff. We love you!…

In this week's episode we go through some music and automotive highs, lows, and Ian tells us about one wild encounter that he was lucky to avoid. We love you!

He did what? In his WHAT?!?!? In this week's episode we dive into the Qatar Grand Prix and the insane conditions it (and the FIA) subjected the drivers to. We also discuss the various ways we're able to observe cars through other's eyes. We love you!!!

In this episode Ian takes us on another damp journey through his mind. We also discuss the magic that is the auto parts store parking lot and the incredible sights they hold. We love you!

This week's episode is all about perspectives. On the more enjoyable end, we rewind 30 years ago to see what visions of the future looked like. On the dumber end of the spectrum, we look at what has actually manifested since then, as we wallow in the dumbness of our current reality. We love you!

Well now, who is the sleepy one in this episode? Trick question, it's actually both of us! At least Ian can justify his exhaustion, so he tells us the tale of his most recent camping experience. We love you!

Big yikes coming out of the midwest in this episode. Sorry dear listeners for inflicting these vanity plates upon you. You didn't do anything to deserve being hit with these monstrosities, but now we can all share the burden together. We love you, and we love everyone, except for you IL DMV, you know what you did.…

On this week's show we're honored to have Ryan West join us! He talks to us about providing race commentary for the World Racing League and how he approaches creating voice-over commentary for endurance racing. Thank you everyone for tuning it, we love you!

In this episode Dave lets Ian down gently as he gives him some bad news about their recent joint autocross outing. Also, we learn what Ian's last words will probably be so...please do as we say and not as Ian does. We love you!

In this week's episode Ian discusses his super secret and well-hydrated way to get fast times at the kart track. We also talk about our upcoming joint autocross venture and what it's like to be a dad. Spoiler alert, it's wet. All the time. We love you!

We've suspected it for a while, but in this episode Ian finally confirms his Miata Boi status! We talk about Ian's experience driving a race-prepped Miata with the MiElan Champcar racing team and some of the non-Miata vehicles he's been driving as well. We love you!

Head injuries, shower thoughts, obscene license plates, oh my! We fill out this episode with some pretty far reaching topics in the triumphant return of what is certainly the most moist automotive podcast segment in the known universe. Maybe someone should check on Dave. We love you!

In this episode Dave takes Ian on a (thankfully not Dodge) journey of a baby blue CRV's very interesting sticker collection. Sometimes you just gotta accept that you have more questions than answers, folks. We love you!

The new Toyota Prius slaps. That's it. That's the show everybody! Oh, okay, fine, hang around and listen to us blather on and on as we tell tales of taking down supercars in Toyota's latest hybrid commuter appliance. We love the Prius, but most importantly, we love you!

We're lucky to have Ian with us this week, given his um, very educational camping excursion. Beyond that, we dive in to a much more pleasant topic, our time with the new Toyota Crown! Oh, and we talk about another car too...we just didn't like it as much. We love you!!!