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It's really not that hard to join a cult, you guys. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Two men walk into a Denny's... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg invaded Craig's house for this one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig will be joining shortly, unfortunately. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Get ready for some specificity! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

And at the beginning Greg talks like a normal person. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

WARNING: This episode has trivia! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

That's DEFINITELY Craig's face at the beginning. DEFINITELY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

This episode is DEFINITELY introduced by Greg Benson. DEFINITELY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

We make food for you to eat! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In which Greg reveals he's never listened to a podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

FINALLY some useful information! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

On a walk through the neighborhood, Greg tells a horrifying tale of youthful idiocy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Unfortunately, Craig will not make it today. :( --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Word of the day: "tahini" -- Will Craig say it? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

It's time for Lettuce 101. A new class in which you learn things! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

I can't believe we're still doing this. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

and 1 way to cure your heart... (by listening to this episode and all our episodes) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

either that or they won't. One of those two. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg knows everything, doesn't he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

It really happened, in a way --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

It's time for Two Guys Talking About Ladies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

But you can't lead it to water. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

But really, Craig thinks it's more situational. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg seems to always have a lot of plumbing problems. Keep it moving, Greg! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Today Greg talks about his ridiculous Amazon delivery mixup. Like VERRRRRY ridiculous. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Apologies for Craig being quiet. It's entirely Greg's fault. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg finally figured out how you can reduce! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig actually prepared this time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

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It's that time of year, folks, that time when we try to do something and be somebody better than last year. Last year us sucked! This year we'll suck less! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Finally, we answer the question about Christopher Nolan's tote bag. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Watch out! It gets serious. (we also actually cut out a part due to seriousness) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Hey really doesn't. (this description written by Craig) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

He was SO funny he barely remembers doing it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In this incredibly helpful episode Craig discusses time saving tips. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig is going through a compost bin/raccoon fiasco. Greg provides helpful anecdotes about his raccoon cosplaying neighbor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

All ya need is... Greg and Craig --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Craig and Greg went through a few identity crises during this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Just don't! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In which Craig lists his current video challenges he's doing and Greg shares his true feelings about Applebee's. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

We turned the lights off for this one so Greg could reveal his true feelings, or something. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Greg talks through his problem with meeting conductors at birthday parties. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

In which has random thoughts and topics of conversation, believe it or not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

He means in the sense that we're ALL racist. Come on, guys! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

We actually did research! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Happy Labor Day everybody. We sincerely hope the whole birthing process goes smoothly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

Also, this episode is NOT suitable for children, as opposed to all our other episodes which are basically Sesame Street. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support