Beste Scott Cummings And Dane Swan Podcasts (2024)

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Dane is also available for The Suns...at a price 49:23

5d ago49:23

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The games are starting to dwindle, we may have to start a Women's Maths Science at this point as imagining the next 6 months with our AFLM is not a reality we are ready to face. However the amount of shit we have to talk is still flowing thick and fast. Enjoy another week of our nonsense where we talk everything from Dusty to Docos Follow and suppo…

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"Stephen Quartermain you star" with Guest friend Quarters 51:38

11d ago51:38

51:38

We've been trying to get this notch on our belt for over a year now but we're sure as hell pleased he finally agreed to join us this week when his beloved Hawks are flying into the Semi finals! One of Australia's finest Broadcasters, journos and football callers, Stephen Quartermain (Quarters) joins the Swanny and friends crew for a trip down memor…

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80% of them wanted Dane Swan 23:48

12d ago23:48

23:48

From Claremont to Kalgoorlie, Dane told us of his work travels over the past week. Thanks to our listener questions there was a bit of chat about the Blues' Blues & some Melbourne leadership updates and Samantha apologises to the Doggies fans. We snuck Maths Science on the end Samantha is still living in a previous season, she's a bit tired and we …

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Guest friend Trevor Marmalade: How Warney was a Duck's bunny! 1:07:48

19d ago1:07:48

1:07:48

You asked, we delivered! No seriously, one listener request has lead to all of our enjoyment when Dane's fellow North Melbourne Member and Ralphy's old colleague, Trevor Marmalade joins us for a candid trip down memory lane. Enjoy bar stories from the best job in the world when the Footy show was in its prime right through to a great tale of how He…

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Maths Science RDO feat. listener questions 34:59

25d ago34:59

34:59

With the bye round looming we didn’t want you to go with out so we stayed back to answer listener questions just for you, the people. Nice of Caro to give some content for our show too, classic Caro. Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Guest Friend: @dhannebery Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump…

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Guest Friend - Dan Hannebery 49:41

26d ago49:41

49:41

Dan and Dane walked in to a bar in Berlin... the rest makes for good podcast content! Two greats on field banter about how they weren’t too different off field. Hannebery joins us for a great chat about his time at Sydney with some of the games greats, how he is fitter now not playing footy, than he was during his time at StKilda and how he wished …

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What Dane would give for Petracca & Ralph's Footy Show cream pie truth. 55:33

1M ago55:33

55:33

Just the one this week...to make you want us more...Not really we just thought we'd pop it all in one nice succinct episode where you can get your shit talk and game break down in the same spot. So we start with Dane putting together a lovely little recipe for a Petracca pie trade, we unpack some Mick Malthouse thoughts and get to some listener que…

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 23 29:48

1M ago29:48

29:48

Sorry, you caught us mid conversation where Dane was busy on a certain weekend but when Samantha said ther would be a fee involved he was just checking if he could be come available ... its what we've come to expect of our dear Dane. The rest of the show is no different! As we have a stellar guest in this week we got our shit. talking out of the wa…

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Guest Friend - Jobe Watson 45:03

1M ago45:03

45:03

Surprise! Guest episode dropping first to keep you on your toes! We must be doing something right because this absolute legend keeps coming back! Jobe Watson joined us to talk all things Essendon, Melbourne and well the state of the game in general. Enjoy Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Support this show h…

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"I can see Dusty doing Players' night on FOX" 45:58

2M ago45:58

45:58

Topic of the week was the retirement of arguably the best there has ever been to play the game and Dane told us how their love story really began. We thought we'd workshop some possible career paths forward for him which naturally lead to a review of Beauty and The Beast, the musical...Spoiler alert...Dane gives away the ending! Gosh you really do …

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 22 21:53

2M ago21:53

21:53

Apologies and soliloquies, this episode, not just Maths and Science, we sprinkled a bit of opinion on hot topics too...purely because thats what came out, we don't plan to be this way, its just the way we are. Enjoy our take on the round that was and whats to come in this years topsy turvy season. Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @r…

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Guest Friend - Super Sainter Stevie Baker 49:02

2M ago49:02

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This week we were joined by Saint Kilda tough nut Steven Baker who brought not only some fab yarns about some of the greats like Lingy & Lenny Hayes but had some incredible messages around mental resilience. He spoke candidly about his friendship with best mate Warney and life after losing someone who was such a large part of your life and told us …

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Dim Sim Dane + Maths Science round 21 33:55

2M ago33:55

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In a year where it seems no one wants to win it (Probably because its an olympic year so it doesn’t really count) Ralphy reaffirms his support to Flagmantle. We unpack the round that is upon us but not before getting to some listener questions & Dane proposes some Olympic sports that should probably get a run! Send your suggestions in for next week…

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"I don't like the Hawthorn look-at-mes" 24:10

2M ago24:10

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We are online as Dane is still over West but we couldn’t leave you hanging, there was just far too much happening in he world of football that everyone else covered so we didn’t ...instead we picked one or two and just got to the important stuff...your questions! So! Today, Dane weighs in on Jack Ginnivan and the Hawk selfies and well lets just say…

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 20 22:50

2M ago22:50

22:50

"Degenerates assemble!" As we unpack Round 20 of the AFL Premiership season. With Swanny being away giving back to the people of WA we are online again. He is still awaiting an official invite to the Western Derby if anyone knows anyone... This (being online) also means there are cameos from the children. Sorry. Really. No bag of treats could keep …

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Reunions and recoveries 33:24

2M ago33:24

33:24

Dane fancies himself the next Lara Bingle and no were not referring to his hungover footy skills over the weekend. He calls in from his bed in Perth to join the rest of the community in unpacking the wildcard round possibility and you wont believe it, theres some low brow gags in here. Standard show really where we discuss everything from Botox to …

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 19 26:58

2M ago26:58

26:58

Dane is a team player and the team he plays for is you the people so this week he has called in from Perth, yes he got up early, to get this episode of his and Ralphy's musings about round 19, to your earholes. The rambling, we saved for part 2. You're welcome Support us elsewhere: @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotli…

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Mobility scooters + Maths Science 53:24

2M ago53:24

53:24

Well back from his work trip with his 6 other mates, Ralphy explains how his time in Vegas was slightly different to Dane's many visits. It is usually Dane that has Samantha on edge about inappropriateness but Ralphy came out firing today! Some listener questions led into us unpacking the upcoming round of the AFL premiership season Samantha's face…

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And then there were 2 + Maths Science 34:36

3M ago34:36

34:36

Ralphy is away....but you usually cant hear him anyway. Samantha and Dane weren't going to let you down just because Ralphy wanted to take his kids to Vegas so they jumped on line and put down thoughts on every thing from why other peoples farts smell worse than your own through to some great insight on who the best player in the league is right no…

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Its nice to get out and have my fill of men 45:11

3M ago45:11

45:11

It was our 5 year anniversary of being cancelled today and it was like Dane was trying to take us to the edge once again... Samantha's first show back maybe her last. Special guest Harley reveals he is a boob guy and wasn't waiting for nothing so yes, Samantha's mic does get turned off as we are not an ASMR podcast. Ralphy's doesn't, he just still …

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 16 34:37

3M ago34:37

34:37

If you're new here, in this episode we talk some nonsense, address some important questions sent in by our listeners before breaking down each game of round 16 of the AFL premiership season, with some analysis and opinions...This is Part 2 of our weekly recording session, but really, listen in any order. @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samant…

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Hall of Fame Dane and Mick Malthouse 47:19

3M ago47:19

47:19

Samantha has been managed for yet another week, purely to make way for one of the biggest guests, we have had on. We would like to think it has been our constant campaigning that has led us to this moment ... and by us, we mean Dane. Dane has finally made it in to the Hall of Fame and we couldn’t be prouder (of our campaigning). In his own words th…

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Still not in Collingwood's Hall of Fame + Maths Science 35:31

3M ago35:31

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Well! Incase you missed it on the Telly, (he's quite funny isn't he!) here is part one with how it all unfolded. As usual we get to your listener questions and we unpack round 15 of the AFL premiership season @swannyandfriends @danes84 @rtralphy @samanthariches Gamblers Hotline: 1800 262 376 Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hump-day-wit…

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"How I met Dusty" & guest friend Marko Allen, returns 46:54

3M ago46:54

46:54

As the title suggests Marko Allen joined us once again to lift our standards amidst rumours Samantha is returning next week. We will believe that when we hear it! So enjoy another rogue episode before Mum returns to crack the whip. Oh and we chat about a little known footballer from Castlemaine. Follow us on the socials @swannyandfriends @danes84 @…

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"Melbourne fans have no class" + Maths Science round 14 28:21

3M ago28:21

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Dane tells Ralphy who he really is, we unpack some listener questions and get to talking about round 14. Ralphy gives his best and no its not an elaborate joke! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support us in the Merch store: Shop here :) Gambling hotli…

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Dane's Top 19 Players of the Top 20 Players of the Past 20 years, Guest Friend ABC's Ben Cameron, and Dane talks Hotel Buffets on the road 48:07

4M ago48:07

48:07

Aaaand we're back. Guest friend this week is Ben Cameron from the ABC. Ben works on ABC radio each week with Mick Malthouse and has a theory to put to Dane, that Mick loves ratbags. And we hear more about Mick's 'jam' passion. We talk about Ralphy's slightly misleading Bucks headline about Dane not wanting Bucks to coach, the longer version is that…

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Would Dane coach in Tassie? And Maths Science. 40:20

4M ago40:20

40:20

Dane has come in croaky AF today. Self inflicted? Maybe in part. Swan FC have had another win and Ralphy wants to know what has caused this turn around in form. We run through some listener questions, most good, one in particular far too personal. Bucks has responded to Dane's comments last week on him coaching, and Ralphy wants to know what it wou…

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Guest Friend - Russell Robertson 42:46

4M ago42:46

42:46

We fear he may never show, traffic in Melbourne, is diabolical, as we know. However, he is a great man, with great stories and happens to be supporting a great cause (Fight MND) so a few minutes in, we were finally graced with the presence of Robbo, one of the Dees greatest boots. Follow us, share the pod with a mate, and support us if you feel the…

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Dane responds to Rooey Rat Pack rip & Maths Science - Round 12 36:15

4M ago36:15

36:15

Sam believes that being up all night chest feeding and still wearing nappies herself is good enough reason to not turn up again. Who knows when she will save us from our selves. So, it is just us unpacking the week that is ahead of us, Round 12...while we wait for our guest who also didn't turn up last week and seems to be stuck in traffic, this. W…

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I thought I Was Gonna Lose a Kidney! Spot-Betting, and AFL Maths Science. 59:28

4M ago59:28

59:28

Well this has gone pear-shaped. A guest has been a no show, what a mess. Can Dane and Ralphy recover? Only one way to find out. But the pod gets off to a rough start, Dane is feeling flat following Glen McFarlane's list of the Top 10 Pies of all time, which criminally left him off. It's a dreadful oversight and Dane and Ralphy treat it with the dis…

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Guest Friend David Rhys-Jones: 'When I Knew I Was Done' & 'Robert Walls Was Brutal' 48:44

4M ago48:44

48:44

Guest friend this week is the legendary David Rhys-Jones, always a good chinwag. Aside from a catchup telling old footy stories, David is raising awareness of Prader-Willi Syndrome, David's son lives with PWS. You can find out more here, and for just 15 bucks buy a ticket in the PWS raffle, major prize a luxury trip to Bali. David talks us through …

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Dane Gets Turned On Watching Baby Reindeer & Maths Science: 'Playing the Tigers is Like a Bye' 29:37

4M ago29:37

29:37

Big show today with some Maths Science to crunch shortly. But first things first. We get an update on the Tom Brady roast, which both Dane and Ralphy have now seen. Plenty of thoughts including repeating an explicit (yet typical roast) joke about Gisele Bündchen, Toms ex-wife. Dane has now seen Baby Reindeer and thought it was okay, and episode 4 w…

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Roasts, The Return of Richo, and Dane Comments on Scott Pendlebury's Schlong 53:40

5M ago53:40

53:40

Guest friend today is Jason Richardson and after Ralphy's horror last week at watching episode 4 of Baby Reindeer, as you'd expect on a footy focused podcast we kick off with Ralphy asking Richo about Baby Reindeer. He hasn't seen it, and Ralphy recommends against it. But what Richo is planning to see, and Dane has, is the Tom Brady roast. We kick …

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Dane: 'If the Dogs Don't Beat Richmond, Bevo Won't Make it to Monday'. And Round 9 Maths Science. 31:43

5M ago31:43

31:43

With Sam having had her beautiful baby, but being a lazy-arse and not coming back yet, we've roped in Jason Richardson to help us with a bit of Maths Science today. Before we get to that though, we bang on about a bit of shit for a while. Dane reckons that Bucks definitely put him up as trade bait at some point. And Dane doubles down and says despi…

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Never Mind the Draw. Baby Reindeer WTF! And Will Sam Wicks get 'Hopoated' This Week? 38:20

5M ago38:20

38:20

Big show today. Dane and Ralphy chat extra time in the AFL. Should it come in or not? There is vigorous disagreement and one of the boys calls the other a 'liar'. Trouble in paradise. Swan FC update, 3-1 so far this year, in good form, and Dane explains his warm-up routine....which involves pretty much no warm-up, but plenty of something else befor…

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Dane: 'Collingwood are Miles off at the Moment'. AFL Maths Science for Round 8. 14:25

5M ago14:25

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Back with some more Maths Science to pick the lines and some of the boys best bets of the week, but before we get to that, Ralphy has read a Robbo article that he wants Dane's opinion on. Giving Brayshaw and BT a bit of a whack...always fun. Is Dane going to the Carlton v Collingwood game this week, and can he tip with his head or his heart on this…

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Guest Friend Dr Peter Larkins. Dane: 'I Played Footy as a Kid, Cos Online Porn Didn't Exist' 52:11

5M ago52:11

52:11

A cracking guest friend today, the highly respect Dr Peter Larkins joins us and we find out how he got his start in the media, and the extraordinary scenario he found himself in with The Duck at Waverley Park in his very first game! The Doc tells us a couple of the most significant injuries he's ever seen. He tells us about getting chewed out by Ge…

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Dane: 'Unfortunately I Don’t Produce Milk' & AFL Round 7 Maths Science 45:03

5M ago45:03

45:03

AFL Maths Science is back this week for Round 7, and before we get to it Dane expresses his displeasure with Josh Rachele 'fucking' his multi last week. And he reckons everyone needs to calm the farm on Harley Reid saying that while he may well be a great player, he's not even in the Top 5 of the West Coast 2024 Best and Fairest count yet. We have …

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Guest Friend: Kate McCarthy; Swanny says 'There's No Way Mick Malthouse Could Coach Today' 1:00:39

5M ago1:00:39

1:00:39

Kate McCarthy, former AFLW player and current Triple M Footy commentator is our guest friend today, and Swanny wants to know what the hell he has to do to get a gig with Triple M as he reckons everyone except him has one. He explains Swan FC to Kate. She is suitably impressed (or is she?) and suggests a slogan - Swan FC, Any Where, Any Time, Any Pr…

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AFL 2024 Round 6 Maths Science, Swanny says 'Luke Hodge Has No Idea' 29:03

5M ago29:03

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Round 6 of the AFL Season and Swanny & Ralphy are guessing lines, giving tips, ripping the piss and generally being unprofessional. Swanny talks about Nathan Murphy's loss for the Pies, and explains how the AFLPA payment system works for players who are forced to retire due to injury, how much do they get? Swanny runs through it. In the line guessi…

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Swanny: 'Essendon Are Such a Low Team' & Guest Friend Corbin Middlemas: "What the AFL have gotten wrong" 1:09:38

6M ago1:09:38

1:09:38

A great pod today, with guest friend Corbin Middlemas, ABC radio superstar. But first we get the rundown from Dane on the big boxing match, what did he think of Daisy's performance? The phrase 'not much chop' may have been used. Corbin reveals what Mick Malthouse loves to do every time he is in Adelaide, and what Mick is really like. Hard arse or g…

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AFL 2024 Round 5 - Maths Science 16:04

6M ago16:04

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Round 5 of the AFL Season and this week Swanny and Ralphy guess the lines, give their tips, and generally talk shit. They each give their best tip of the round. Swanny also makes the bold claim that for the right price there is nobody on the planet he wouldn't take on in the boxing ring. And Ralphy gives some top notch racing tips. Follow us, share…

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Live from Adelaide with Dane the Boxer 44:35

6M ago44:35

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Online this week as Dane continues giving back around the ....Well, in Adelaide as thats where Gather Round is and he can sniff out an envelope or 6 when they are up for the grabbing! He is also fighting Dale, incase you've been under a rock!k We talk about his diet, fight prep and strategy and then get in to the Round 4 Maths Science incase thats …

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Sometimes I wish I wasn’t relevant 51:35

6M ago51:35

51:35

Caroline Wilson got a lot of air time on this weeks pod, Dane even called Ralphy the male Carro. Perhaps we should get her on?! We hear some little sound grabs from our friend Dermott Brereton giving Dane a drive by compliment and chat Dane's theory on how pre season changed so they can get a root via instagram. We discussed the hot topic of the AF…

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 3 27:02

6M ago27:02

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It is Round 3 of the AFL Premiership season & this week for a little bit of fun the lads had to guess what they thought the line would be for each game. It's new, its different and its a world first. There's a bit of shit talk in this one too plus some interesting takes on where sides are at on a sliding shit scale. Ralphy gives his best racing tip…

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Guest Friend - Jack Watts 45:09

6M ago45:09

45:09

Hear how Jack's Mum walked in on Nic Naitanuii and while we didnt think we'd take that turn, we were relieved we did when some of the other topics covered were, well...not appropriate to be written in show notes! Other topics that were discussed in the episode that we can mention here were Jack's take on what is like to be so shit at something you …

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AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 2 43:19

6M ago43:19

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Yes, this one does look long for a Maths Science Episode but thats because we don't forget about the people. You come first so we open the show with a bunch of listener questions and then unpack the round ahead! Follow and support us elsewhere Podcast : @swannyandfriends Dane: @danes84 Samantha @samanthariches Ralphy: racetrackralphy.com.au Support…

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The hard hitting topics of Listener questions 14:14

6M ago14:14

14:14

In this weeks episode of "Listener questions" our catch phrase was "Anything can happen" We covered everything from Racing in the 80s to Boxing is a dangerous sport. We discovered the Perfect Job for Eddie and discussed whatever that Helmut tap was? There really is nothing we wont chat about...except whatever it was that was sent in and Ralphy cens…

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Season 2024 preview Maths Science with Heath Shaw 1:04:11

6M ago1:04:11

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We came out the gates strong this year, Heath came in! Here's a list of what we chatted about... Mummy V Cox Mick's individual dossiers - "the spray book" Heath's rebuttal on the Sam Kerr arrest Betting on footy and sticking fat to "not guilty" Those who study poo Helicopter timings at Dale's wedding Life as a Pool side pest What happens when fatig…

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Opening Round - AFL Season 2024 Maths Science 20:40

7M ago20:40

20:40

Whell, here we are! Back for another go on the merry-go-round and much to Dane's surprise its actual footy starting this weekend, in Opening round. His brain was pickled in this weeks part 1 with in minutes over the fact that this round will be played over two rounds, non consecutively. Once he recovered, we unpacked what is a head in the clashes b…

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