Madison gets to speak publicly for the first time. Freddy wants to be commemorated when he dies. We find the most pointless talent in the world. Tom can’t read someone’s name (because it’s stupid) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Many of you have engaged with him after being baited in the comments, many of you have watched on in joy knowing he's trolling, now you can meet the religious obstetrician from the comments of Sloss and Humphries reels as Kai navigates the conversation cautious not to get trolled himself. Listen to The Dave Longley Breakfast Show at your own peril…

I imagine Adam doesn't need an introduction for most of you. We're constantly asked to get him on so here he is and honestly, his story about Edinburgh is one of the funniest stories we've heard! Sadly a bit short cause the room was needed and a chunk needed censoring... Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsor…

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Liam Payne is dead which is very sad obviously. Freddy has an old man moan about Halloween. Someone eats a gigantic sandwich. We solve a problem by buying a bike. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

THE BOY FROM BELFAST IS BACK! We love all of the Belfast gang and Shane is no exception. What a guy! Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app or wherever you get your pods. Vid…

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Geordie legend Gav Webster joins us as we work out all the things the King has never done. A landlord demands to see women’s clothes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elliot's father and esteemed legend of comedy Mark Steel joins the podcast as he's thrust into continuing a story he'd started off air about an incident with a cottage pie. We get to hear all of the problems Elliot had at school and found out exactly how he came to be the way he is, and not a member of the SAS.…

The most 2D man in Hot Water is BACK! We all love Doug and now he's back to be extremley honest with us and make a a shameless plug for his show, Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast o…

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Jacob Hawley has a big, slow heart and used to have a sex doll. Russell Brand has been a naughty boy again. We find the weirdest romantic gesture ever. Freddy and Rob disagree about gifts (and everything, obvs) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Muggins and his guest host (Elliot Steel) accidentally coordinate their clothes as is becoming a running theme of the pod. Sat in the garden at the start of Kai's tour with three shows in the bag to discuss and an almost scrap with an overfamiliar banter merchant. Elliot discriminates hard against short men.…

The Man, the myth, the... Fionn is back! Pod favourite, Mr Barclaysman returns for another weird and wonderful Football Pun filled episode, Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your…

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Frenchy is back! Freddy meets his biggest fan, and the worst waitress. Rob has an emergency. A man lives in a bin. Check out Frenchy’s podcast, with a special episode recorded with Freddy and Rob here https://youtu.be/RIwdCkB05uI?si=8C9FuMcoMuYv4JAn And follow him on insta obvs https://www.instagram.com/sungaattack/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p…

Two years ago Muggins spoke on the podcast about a young urchin he picked up off the streets after seeing him do an open spot and added him to some professional line-ups to kick start his career, two years later young Jack Traynor is taking the prison scene by storm. They shun the subscribed religions and speculate alternative ideas about life and …

Legend of the circuit Kai Humphries joins us today, we talk fucking elbows, encounters with bouncers and Jamie finds a new level of racism that none of us knew existed! Enjoy! Tickets to Kai's tour: https://www.kaihumphries.com/all-live-shows Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks f…

Tickets for Have A Word Live shows as well as Adam and Dan's tours and previews: Have A Word Live | https://haveawordlive.com Dan Nightingale & Fiends Tour | http://dannightingale.com Adam's Tour | https://adamrowe.co.uk Comedian's Club Chester: https://www.comediansclubchester.com Finn's Liverpool Gig: skiddle.com/e/39298815 As Adam and Dan said, …

Rory Paints has painted the Dead Men and it is HORRIFIC. He also tells us about how rubbish India is and why he’s being sued by Hasbulla (but not Erling Haaland) See the uncensored painting in our discord https://discord.gg/X2J5j8zE Follow Rory and buy his book! https://www.instagram.com/rory.paints/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/Paintings-Erling-Haalan…

Muggins and Cream discuss their very different strategies if they came into billions of pounds after suggesting the societal rule that there could be only one. Kai "does a Kai" and puts chicken stock in his wife's Whisky. Daniel struggles with the change of the goalposts that all the drinking and drugs he did in his 20's is no longer cool to the ne…

The Queen of the Green Room and co-host of the amazing "Bit Much Babe" podcast, Kay Nicholson is here today! We talk about Magic Mike, we get free Ice Creams and Big sexy gets… well… He get's SEXY! Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us o…

Tickets for Have A Word Live shows as well as Adam and Dan's tours and previews: Have A Word Live | https://haveawordlive.com Dan Nightingale & Fiends Tour | http://dannightingale.com Adam's Tour | https://adamrowe.co.uk Comedian's Club Chester: https://www.comediansclubchester.com Finn's Liverpool Gig: skiddle.com/e/39298815 As Adam and Dan said, …

Kai Humphries learns how to get rid of a blended woman. Tom has a new pair of glasses and they look stupid. Freddy is even closer to death. Follow Kai, he’s very funny https://www.instagram.com/kaihumphries/?hl=en https://x.com/kaihumphries Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

Muggins and Cream answer questions thrown into the ring by their patrons about their careers, personal lives and plans for the future. This was recorded as a double bill in order to get through them all so if you want to hear the rest consider this clickbait and subscribe for Thursday's bonus episode (Part 2) Maybe even throw in a question yourself…

Old Friend of Tony's and previous regular on the comedy circuit Lewis Calvert joins us today and we talk about comedy, Tony's fighting technique and charity… F*ck the Donkeys! Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels …

Tickets for Have A Word Live shows as well as Adam and Dan's tours and previews: Have A Word Live | https://haveawordlive.com Dan Nightingale & Fiends Tour | http://dannightingale.com Adam's Tour | https://adamrowe.co.uk Comedian's Club Chester: https://www.comediansclubchester.com Finn's Liverpool Gig: skiddle.com/e/39298815 As Adam and Dan said, …

Powder Chugger Crawford tells us what he will and won’t eat, how he became a tiktok star and whether or not he’s stupid Give him a follow and watch him eat weird stuff https://www.tiktok.com/@c.r.a.w.f.o.r.d6 https://www.youtube.com/@williamcrawford-mb3dm https://www.instagram.com/billycrawford570/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in…

Rosco pulls up a seat at Muggins' kitchen table to alternate seamlessly between real world irks and wild flights of fancy in a way only he does best. He tells about his ambitions as a troll to provoke a civil uprising against his local Asda and the time he accidentally blue balled a scammer. To receive an extra weekly episode, early access on these…

We are on a roll here! This episode is another that is just about fire from start to finish! Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks for listening. Make sure to follow us on all social channels and subscribe to the podcast on your app or wherever you get your pods. Video episo…

Tickets for Have A Word Live shows as well as Adam and Dan's tours and previews: Have A Word Live | https://haveawordlive.com Dan Nightingale & Fiends Tour | http://dannightingale.com Adam's Tour | https://adamrowe.co.uk Comedian's Club Chester: https://www.comediansclubchester.com Finn's Liverpool Gig: skiddle.com/e/39298815 As Adam and Dan said, …

THIS ONE IS VERY DARK YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Dave Longley tries to settle the argument of whether Freddy is autistic or not. Then he says some horrible, horrible things. We advise headphones for this one. NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION But if you do like it then check out Dave’s new podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Hosted on A…

Baldy man Ryan Cullen joins Muggins in the kitchen to tell all about his recent recreational MRI scan. Kai has been absolutely fleeced in a one sided wager with his wife. The pair go after practitioners of Karate safe in the knowledge their licence to kill isn't worth the paper it's printed on. #41 www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLY…

This week, all the way from Sydney, Australia we have the amazing Abby Boom. It's always a dice roll when we get guests we've never met before but Abby fit right in with the lads from the first minute. Unreal guest and an Unreal episode! Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK from Rokit Drinks Thanks…

Tickets for Have A Word Live shows as well as Adam and Dan's tours and previews: Have A Word Live | https://haveawordlive.com Dan Nightingale & Fiends Tour | http://dannightingale.com Adam's Tour | https://adamrowe.co.uk Comedian's Club Chester: https://www.comediansclubchester.com Finn's Liverpool Gig: skiddle.com/e/39298815 As Adam and Dan said, …

Gbemi Oladipo thinks about going to the slavery museum, Freddy kisses his Dad and a man gets a terrible reward from work. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Muggins and Cream get the old band back together to discuss holding onto relics when moving house, whether it's appropriate to get off over porn of a deceased partner and what your last words might be in the wake of Fat Man Scoops dying doing what he loves, getting people to make some noise. #40 www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLO…

No guest this week so the public get another taste of Patreon life… That's if youtube lets the episode stay up after it sees Jamie resting his packet on his waistband! Yes you will all see Jamie's dignity covered only by the thin material of his boxers... Enjoy!Enjoy! Use code GREENROOM for 20% off and Free shipping @manscaped.com Sponsored by ABK …

Tickets for Have A Word Live shows as well as Adam and Dan's tours and previews: Have A Word Live | https://haveawordlive.com Dan Nightingale & Fiends Tour | http://dannightingale.com Adam's Tour | https://adamrowe.co.uk Comedian's Club Chester: https://www.comediansclubchester.com Finn's Liverpool Gig: skiddle.com/e/39298815 As Adam and Dan said, …

Jack Skipper fails at his Mastermind specialist subject. Freddy takes laziness to a new level. Tom learns about 4D. Follow Jack Skipper on insta, he’s really funny https://www.instagram.com/mrjackskipper/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After meeting in Altitude festival and swift becoming changeover buddies in their Edinburgh venue, Kai and Nina share stories, green rooms and even crabs, in an action packed episode where Nina scales a wall before breaking into a sleeping comedians pad. #39 www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: THISTLYSLOSSAUGUST…