Beste ChapoFYM Podcasts (2024)

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WFYM 262 - Lagos Sperm Palace 1:03:35

13h ago1:03:35

1:03:35

We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, all of that needs to come backVon WFYM Talk Radio

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WFYM 261 - Pee Bank (PREVIEW) 5:59

4d ago5:59

5:59

I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two mirrors at the sperm bank where I hand them an Arnold Palmer I made with a Brisk pink lemonade and McDonald's breakfast and some magazines and a lot of effort Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/…

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WFYM 260 - Polish Roulette 1:05:01

8d ago1:05:01

1:05:01

CD six shooter in the trunk of my car One through five are blank CD-Rs Six is the brown note that can make me shart Evergreen Terrace like im Homer BartVon WFYM Talk Radio

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WFYM 259 - Zynga Legs (PREVIEW) 5:28

11d ago5:28

5:28

Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded by the Yakuza at 5000% APR. Please remember to use your coupon for a free digital converter box before June 12, 2009 or Obama gets to keep the money Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…

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WFYM 258 - Human Kief 1:02:28

14d ago1:02:28

1:02:28

Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebrities will drive you around Los Angeles for free? Why is the weather report always wrong? Did I rizz up my swizzle stick and have a Diddy party on myself? This and other questions are answered within…

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WFYM 257 - Marvin's Hole (PREVIEW) 5:19

17d ago5:19

5:19

We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and black sheep and Chuck Wendig and Bluesky daydream planners and Heavyweights and the Vlogs Economy and how you should carry a decoy dog to protect against alligators…

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WFYM 256 - Hairless Chimeras 1:05:24

22d ago1:05:24

1:05:24

In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should get guns but also body cameras. Illegal gamblers should not be executed with a Buster Sword. Squatter's rights applies to soda…

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WFYM 255 - Starburst Pineapple and Chill (PREVIEW) 5:32

25d ago5:32

5:32

My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka. Now he hides all his candy in the urn that he said my grandma was in but both of mine are still alive unlike LOOM Full episode at https://www.patreon.co…

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WFYM 254 - Pony Express Wrecker 1:02:30

29d ago1:02:30

1:02:30

I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is too good for 1850. Factcheck: I confused Zimbabwe with Zaire because I also have money from Zaire but that money is in too good condition to keep in my walle…

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WFYM 253 - A Mylar Poop That Looked Like A Juicebox (PREVIEW) 6:08

1M ago6:08

6:08

Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress shoes and you would be issued a Hawk Tuah gf named Reagan who helps you shoot up Rick Simpson Oil once the 1973 oil embargo eliminates your factory job in Gary, Indiana. We talked about how someone needs…

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WFYM 252 - Cuatro Crazy 1:03:00

1M ago1:03:00

1:03:00

Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro Crazies the cane sugar Four Loko they sell in Mexico. If you try to take the sugar out you will have to get through some real loco blanco gringo americanos who are ready to make your legs into a ham sa…

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WFYM 251 - Big Rascal (with Andrew Hudson) (PREVIEW) 5:59

1M ago5:59

5:59

My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurricane headlining Coachella because they drove past a nude beach. Tell all your friends Alfalfa is a fascist https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun…

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WFYM 250 - The Buttofguy Effect 1:03:35

1M ago1:03:35

1:03:35

I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I win I promise to buy nudes from a certain Canadian and split them with all my coworkers unless they quit once they have enough for a PS5 and then move to the 7th ring of suburbs around Houston to take a…

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WFYM 249 - New Yeller (PREVIEW) 5:44

1M ago5:44

5:44

I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughter from being bullied at school in the process. Plus he could have had asymptomatic rabies and he never got to have his own Kazooie and my son Tarn Carroll or a Texan Devil was liable to eat him. And w…

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WFYM 248 - Candirus of the Nephilim 1:04:23

2M ago1:04:23

1:04:23

The only immigrants we hate are Canada Geese. I was attacked by a Canada Goose while backwards peeing up a small candiru in Dave Grohl Alley while he was getting Kate Middleton pregnant with a bastard using his 22 foot drumstick that only Tom Bunyan could of used. Beware of Unculums & Uncubi & Homouncubus…

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WFYM 247 - Silento Generation (PREVIEW) 5:37

2M ago5:37

5:37

We talked about ruining sleepovers by eating the new Taco Bell Top Meal and starting HipHopHeads arguments about A Tribe Called Quest and how our generation used to drink from the hose and now we drink with the hoes and our grandparents used to drink from the well but now they are in hell. I have a 7/11 roller in my house with a crumb catcher and I…

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WFYM 246 - Chirp 1:04:05

2M ago1:04:05

1:04:05

We had to work on Labor Day to talk about the Top Diet and how lot lizards are going extinct because linemen are poaching them to turn them into bucket bunnies and we need to breed more using the methods of Dr. Ruth. The new McDonald's burger in Canada is too big and the guy making it is nodding out imagining John C. Reilly is in Lord of the Rings.…

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WFYM 245 - Prima Hoctua (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW) 5:27

2M ago5:27

5:27

Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joined us to discuss Joe Rogan's standup special and toilet candirus and Adolf Hitchler and Richard Dawkins on Club Random explaining how sperm works and cops catching salmon in the waterfall Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMVon WFYM Talk Radio

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WFYM 244 - Doo Doo Gauze 1:02:13

2M ago1:02:13

1:02:13

I do want the world to hear this because you WILL understand. RFK stole a whale and it sprayed all over his daughter Kick and she had to go to Success Class for plagiarizing David Cross and then Skeeter Braun got Justin Bieber's wife pregnant with an apple and Ben Franklin got Thin Lizzo pregnant with a 200 year old baby Bonus episodes and videos a…

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WFYM 243 - Despicable Them (PREVIEW) 5:05

2M ago5:05

5:05

What would you do as the titular character in Hollow Man 4? Hopefully not the dolphinian pursuits exhibited in the original film. Plus Tom gets acknowledged by Cameo star "Picrob" and Chet finds out Aliens was just puppets Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYMVon WFYM Talk Radio

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WFYM 242 - Emanuel Masturbacion 1:02:42

2M ago1:02:42

1:02:42

We checked up on the death predictions from 1990 and found out a new animal RFK Jr is sexually menacing and learned the true name of the Pope back in Argentina when he was determining the doctrinal position on Lovense and remembered how much we hate Hans Blix 🎼Sly and the Family Stone - (You Caught Me) Smilin' Bonus episodes and videos at https://w…

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WFYM 241 - Candiru Cat (PREVIEW) 5:43

2M ago5:43

5:43

On this one we cover needing some more Nitrus and how Captain Save-a-Twink uses a trampoline to rescue the exes of a Dracula and uncover more details about what happened to RFK Jr. during his encounter with a Pallas cat and explore the secret world of killing bald eagles and selling their feathers to Paul Simon so he can make a headdress and the se…

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WFYM 240 - Bigpox 1:02:46

3M ago1:02:46

1:02:46

In twelve short years Andy Richter will have the opportunity of a lifetime provided we get the Bernie Mac serum developed from scabs and tested intrarectally on monkeys. Richter was the good Andy because Andy Dick dicked over Carlos Mencia as he stepped off the plane at LAX after promising him the neighbor role in Costello. Thanks to Barron for the…

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WFYM 239 - Yellow Solo Cup (PREVIEW) 5:29

3M ago5:29

5:29

Festivalgoers have found a new way to forego long lines for the bathroom at Bonnaroo – carrying around a backpack filled with cat litter. Cat litter is not only for classrooms and the floor of your car but also the drawers in your dorm room that your roommate pees in. Put on your 1950s tie die and strap on your CamelFront and enjoy the show. Robert…

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WFYM 238 - Rog 1:04:58

3M ago1:04:58

1:04:58

Ohio can finally sell that day 1 rec weed that sweats like a frog and hops like a rabbit and my replicants are growing it in the back of a Spirit Halloween with their happy bunny bitches. We addressed the tampon controversy and the feud between Cyanide & Happiness and Cathy and Beetle Bailey Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/Chap…

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WFYM 237 - Neighbor Jelly (PREVIEW) 5:18

3M ago5:18

5:18

We have some amazing new ideas for the Red Cross that will revolutionize the harvesting of blood and also a deep background in diamond mining but you will find no blood diamonds here. Plus we refute some Ali Spagnola slander from a woke teacher and imagine using a human ass as bait for a dolphin trap Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…

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WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief 1:01:21

3M ago1:01:21

1:01:21

Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watching the Olympics and leaving several perfectly crisp apple pies to warm on the windowsill and if someone tries to grab one they will be punished sevenfold in the culinary circle of hell where they will…

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WFYM 235 - Reverse Exterminator (PREVIEW) 5:15

3M ago5:15

5:15

Someone stole our idea to release bugs at an anime convention but they did it to Netanyahu instead. We are going to break into your parents' house with a big bag of bugs and put motion blur back on their TV and change the channel to JoystickVon WFYM Talk Radio

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WFYM 234 - Horsamine 1:03:52

3M ago1:03:52

1:03:52

Maa Durga cursed George Washington with not having orange rodentoid dontoids which would ruin any road trip you tried to take with him if there was hard food in tow. Namaste everyone. Happy Quantum Kwanzaa. We teach you how to Kilz or Zinss your booger shirt so you can key cars hands free Edit: someone did the bug plague to Netanyahu lol https://ww…

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WFYM 233 - Antam Sanskaar for Lou Dog (PREVIEW) 5:13

3M ago5:13

5:13

I'm Sikh. of Bradley Nowell and his dead dog trying to make Santa create obscene celebrity scenarios and deliver fifi gifts and Venoms and Charleston Chew and turquoise dentist candy and gay porn disguised as Jesus statues to prisonVon WFYM Talk Radio

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WFYM 232 - Uncubus 1:03:00

4M ago1:03:00

1:03:00

We have insider information on how Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons died and where to get horse bones for a knife for your dad for his birthday and how to trick CubeSmart into throwing away 30 bags of rotting food for you for free and how to forget whether you are Albanian or Armenian and how to protect yourself from an uncubus whatever tomorrow brings…

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WFYM 231 - Sputum Splat (PREVIEW) 5:33

4M ago5:33

5:33

What is the viscosity of the loads that Joe Biden the Non-offending Sperm GOAT is spewing out? Watery or floury? You can find out on Joystiq.tv and if you want to donate you can walk on the side of the highway looking for coins at night but look out for spiders. Plus some insider info about the size of Nate Ruess's wallet and the new Happy Birthday…

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WFYM 230 - Homemade DoorDash 1:05:19

4M ago1:05:19

1:05:19

We are in the dog days of Hawk Tuah Summer and Pharrell roped with a hat in Israel because Kentucky Fried Chicken is now the Keffiyeh Fedayeen Caliphate. Undercover cops are doing pube stings and they murdered every cartoon because they microwaved lunchmeat in the break room Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…

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WFYM 229 - Enbiawit Ankle Monitor (PREVIEW) 5:40

4M ago5:40

5:40

We talked about woke rollercoasters and the existential malaise of Drunk Mario Kart and the cool non-binary judge who lets everyone go and unschoolers and The Story Shofar and A Kid in King Arthur's Court and ordering a fake ankle monitor on Alibaba to trick your family Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-229-ankle-107725701…

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WFYM 228 - Wet Raisins 1:03:34

4M ago1:03:34

1:03:34

Arcade Matt was hacked by crypto scammers and they turned his house into a giant Coinbase logo for him to live inside. Wings is coming back on TV and the band Wings is also coming back. Chelsama Bin Clinton is being sent back to Arabia. The worst man in Las Vegas is bringing rock 'n' roll energy to food delivery. The name of grapes is being changed…

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WFYM 227 - Two Ropers No Ebert (PREVIEW) 5:18

4M ago5:18

5:18

We talked about how long it would take to get Biden and Trump to "release" if you were "gripping" them as Doc would say and how old is too old to be on Snapchat and reheating pizza and what may have happened during the last days of Michael Hutchence when he was roping and Bob Geldof licked it off the floor like a dog Full episode at https://www.pat…

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WFYM 226 - Medical Malpractice 1:03:26

4M ago1:03:26

1:03:26

Two of streaming's most predatory doctors have been cancelled by cancel culture causing an uptick in forklift blockers. Plus the South Park of X and LDS spinoffs and an interview with Bowser and roofing with meconium and Hawk Tuah 🎼Little Feat - Rock and Roll Doctor Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…

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WFYM 225 - Live at The Yard (PREVIEW) 5:11

4M ago5:11

5:11

We unboxed our $10,000 WhatNot delivery and cracked our packs of Election 1992 trading cards and talked about Australian Border Patrol and Morgan Spurlock and John Fetterman's driving and Brandon Schaub and Dianne Feinstein's cremation and bringing a horse to a glory hole Sorry about the audio quality, I forgot the adapters to plug my Tascam into t…

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WFYM 224 - Get Free 1:01:09

4M ago1:01:09

1:01:09

What is your favorite song by The Hives? Mine is Buttertooth Jimmy (With His Big Crackling Box Mod Vape). Do you know about the secret Property Brothers who are the Serbs in Nelk? Crazy Frog is called C-Frog now and he drinks Nemo's Nutcracker. Scotsmen are the greediest race. Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM…

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WFYM 223 - Utah Brotherhusbands (PREVIEW) 5:19

5M ago5:19

5:19

We learned that masseuses prefer to be called sex therapists and if Robin Williams had one he would still be here with us. Also discussed were Anakin playing in the NBA and lax fitness standards in the Air Force and gross new sports mascots and Tom's parents going to the midnight release of Altoids Vote for Utah Outlaws: https://nhlinutah.com/ Full…

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WFYM 222 - Too Tall Cop 1:02:15

5M ago1:02:15

1:02:15

Owls and eagles are invasive and you can get $20 from the government for shooting them because they keep eating the Africanized bees and making it too hard to keep weeds off your lawn. Plus a discussion on Sino-Japanese relations and anti-natalist trolls and a cop too big to fit in the courtroom 🎼Suburban Lawns - Janitor Bonus episodes and videos a…

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WFYM 221 - Upper Decker (PREVIEW) 5:22

5M ago5:22

5:22

Tom is back from Japan where he got to watch Harold and Kumar on the plane but didn't want to pee and he went to the Frog and Mosquito Cafe. And he respected the toilets even though there are nearly infinite ways to destroy a toilet. Also Fake Hulk Hogan is fighting with Fake Iggy Azalea about memecoins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QIL6h-44Ak h…

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WFYM 220 - Fed Bruschetta 1:03:01

5M ago1:03:01

1:03:01

We talked about getting roped into a voicemail based uncle tussle and going to Hooters for Hair where they cut your hair at the bar unlike Mr. Hair and the new band Big Time Fat Rush and OxyContin and hating Wordies and being a white surrogate for dreadlocks and Neve Campbell signing autographs while in the bathroom and the $500 version of Streamya…

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WFYM 219 - St. Ratrick (PREVIEW) 5:11

5M ago5:11

5:11

Kevin Costner's ex-wife is being extradited to China to be prosecuted for loose morals and sent to a Uyghur work camp to make supplies for Waterworld at Universal Studios Beijing. Also Donald Trump is being sent there as well for putting meat in the ceiling tiles at Old Style Buffet and being so horny he could suck the nose off a Sphinx Full episod…

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WFYM 218 - Lighter Code 1:05:25

5M ago1:05:25

1:05:25

Pink lighter means you are gay. White lighter is unlucky. Yellow lighter means you like watersports. We talked about the Great Youngstown Bank Robbery of 2024 and what Rush is up to with the South Park guys and mountain lions and lyrebirds and getting degloved by power windows (not the Rush album) and cat burglars and Dr. von Schmidt and the Canadi…

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WFYM 217 - Beary Beary (PREVIEW) 5:47

5M ago5:47

5:47

Thin Cartman was our doing and we are so proud of him. He got the shots and he looks great and now there is no reason for whaling ships to target him for his blubber. But shows were better in the old days when we had Tinky Winky Dipsy La La and Po and all cartoons were gay. Plus some disturbing updates about the worst family in Canada Full episode …

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WFYM 216 - Shirley Temple 1:01:58

5M ago1:01:58

1:01:58

We have an exclusive interview with an ex-Nielsen household plus we got confused about golf and the ingredients of various cocktails like the Shania Twain and if Jim Carrey fell off and if Rick Moranis fell off and if it would be cool to hang out with the parents from South Park and the Non-Traditional McDonalds rugpull https://tjukanovt.github.io/…

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WFYM 215 - Baleen Veneers (PREVIEW) 5:17

5M ago5:17

5:17

Long May or May long? Should we respect veterans? Is Morse code useful? Should cops have to pick up litter instead of trying to ruin golf tournaments? Would it be cool to have baleen veneers so you can filter feed on krill? Is the one chip challenge really deadly? All these questions and more are answered within Full episode at https://www.patreon.…

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WFYM 214 - Laughing Out 1:03:26

6M ago1:03:26

1:03:26

We got to the bottom of whether Jerry Springer was real and the best type of senior prank to do involving numbered or labeled pigs or stolen gnomes and the Family Circus and Bruce Springsteen getting horny and what kind of restaurants Tom is going to in Japan like Drunk Bears and American Hot Dog Thomas and what the Air in Airbnb stands for Bonus e…

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WFYM 213 - Gloria fraternitati foraminum in balneo (PREVIEW) 5:59

6M ago5:59

5:59

We talked about how it sucks when school makes you do dividaby and timesing and Twisted Tea and Summer Shandy and then figured out what the app WhatNot is how glory holes work and how woodpeckers and Aziz Ansari use them and people shove a Sprite straw through the hole into your penis Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/104081407…

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