Send us a Text Message. In this secretive episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer shares the story of the man who could (and did) eat anything, Tarrare. He ate rocks, bones, whole live animals, or anything else he could get his hands on. He's a medical mystery that baffled French doctors in the 1700s until he found a new calling as the world's worst so…

Send us a Text Message. In this freewheeling episode of Sorry We Tried, Free Talk Friday returns! This week is a smorgasbord of hijinks as the guys talk about some of the latest news, some repressed high school memories, and even some wild conspiracies. Geez, these episodes are always hard to summarize. Just trust us and listen to it, okay? Also in…

Send us a Text Message. In this rough-and-tumble episode of Sorry We Tried, the Punch Bowl segment makes it grand return, but in a new form— a royal rumble match! 20 contestants both fictional and nonfictional will enter the arena, but only one will be deemed the champion. Who will be the last man standing? With contestants like Harry Potter, Patri…

Send us a Text Message. In this infrared episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison takes us down the rabbit hole by sharing the unbelievable story of how night vision goggles were invented, what their side effects were, and how night vision goggles might have been what made America lose the Vietnam War. Trust me, this one doesn't go where you expect it …

Send us a Text Message. In this insane episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby shares the saga of how the Batman: Arkham subreddit slipped into a fit of insanity so intense that it almost took the whole internet down with it. How did it start? Where did it come from? Where will this rabid cult of lunatics set their targets next? And is there a lore reaso…

Send us a Text Message. In this honorable episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're talking about the man many call the greatest swordsman of all time, Miyamoto Musashi. He went on an undefeated streak of 60 duels and zero losses, and most of the stories of his fights are absolutely bonkers. Where did he come from? Who was he? And how did he use the oar of…

Send us a Text Message. In this unplanned episode of Sorry We Tried, we're breaking in a brand-new studio space in style with another edition of Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM. This week, there's a lot of news to discuss as Dwayne Johnson (a perennial punching bag of this program) made …

Send us a Text Message. In this momentous episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for the FIFTH ANNUAL GRIZZLY AWARDS (Part Two)! This is our yearly talk about the best, worst, and weirdest of the year in movies, TV, and pop culture. In a banner year for both amazing art and creatively bankrupt dreck, there is a metric ton to talk about! Listen to pa…

Send us a Text Message. In this momentous episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for the FIFTH ANNUAL GRIZZLY AWARDS! This is our yearly talk about the best, worst, and weirdest of the year in movies, TV, and pop culture. In a banner year for both amazing art and creatively bankrupt dreck, there is a metric ton to talk about! However, this conversat…

Send us a Text Message. In this bonus episode of Sorry, We Tried--- the first episode of 2024--- the guys discuss the ridiculousness that is the Christian film industry. Modern Christian filmmakers try to pull off everything from multiversal adventures to contemplative dramas or even apocalyptic prophecies... and most of the time, it's laughably ba…

Send us a Text Message. We've had one Christmas special, yes, but what about second Christmas special? In this madcap episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for another round of Everyone Is John! Anything is possible and failure is always around the corner in this insane dice-rolling game of strategy, luck, and lunacy. This time, the story revolves …

Send us a Text Message. In this holly and jolly episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for our 5th annual Christmas spectacular! Yes, we've been doing these for 5 years now. What a world, huh? Anyway, this year, it's time for the 2nd Annual Christmas Combat Showdown! We've created a bracket of Christmas movie characters both popular and obscure, and…

Send us a Text Message. In this life-changing episode, the guys continue their cartoon conversation from the last episode with 100% canon, confirmed information about both Gru and his Minions from Despicable Me. You think I kid, but the Despicable Me universe (the Gruniverse?) is ridden with dark secrets, from cousin marriages to werewolves to secr…

Send us a Text Message. In this fresh episode of Sorry We, Tried, we're back from hiatus and talking about all the hottest news. In part one of this conversation, we get sidetracked on Bee Movie for an absurd amount of time. This is the kind of content you listen to this show for, right? I hope so. Enjoy talk of daring stunts, phoned-in performance…

Send us a Text Message. We had an off week, so it's time for another installment of SWT Selects! This time, enjoy the most diabolical prank Robby and Spencer have ever pulled--- tricking Harrison into thinking they had gained access into a totally real, leaked draft of Sony's next Spider-Man villain spin-off, Morbius 2. They even managed to convinc…

Send us a Text Message. In this knock-out episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys continue their conversation from the last episode, which means our special guest is still here! This one goes in some unexpected directions. All I will say is that a rat is involved. Also in this episode, Harrison shares some spicy old high school rumors about a secret e…

Send us a Text Message. In this free-roaming episode of Sorry, We Tried, it's time for our longest and zaniest Free Talk Friday yet (with a special guest, too)! In part one--- yes, this episode has multiple parts--- we talk about psychotic college professors, the mystery of where eels come from, that weird feeling where you wake up in a hotel and h…

Send us a Text Message. Welcome to our first "Leftover Potluck!" Sometimes, an episode has some good content that has to be cut for time. Last week's episode was no different! There were some good moments that had to be chopped out of the final edit for the sake of time. Instead of deleting them forever, they have been edited and preserved here! En…

Send us a Text Message. In this blockbusting episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're persisting in our excruciating return trip to the murky waters of the DCEU! Each film brings us further and further into the epicenter of pain. This is especially true with this week's movie--- the horrific Justice League (2017) film that failed so badly that the franchi…

Send us a Text Message. In this explosive episode of Sorry We Tried, we're filling in a gap in the schedule! This time, Harrison shares the baffling, life-threatening history of the USA's nuclear testing. You saw its creation in the Oppenheimer movie, but the real story of the nuclear bomb involved a lot more... stupidity. To put it briefly, Americ…

Send us a Text Message. In this quacking episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're talking about one of the most bizarre cases of intellectual property theft ever. Back in the 90s, an ex-Marvel Comics writer out for vengeance literally stole the character of Howard the Duck right from under the noses of Marvel executives in one of the most intricately-plan…

Send us a Text Message. In this imaginative episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys return to the wacky, random world of Everyone Is John, their favorite tabletop game where everything is determined by the roll of a dice. This time, John is lost in the streets of New York City, the city so nice they named it twice. Will Robby maintain his undefeated s…

Send us a Text Message. In this free-wheeling episode of Sorry, We Tried, Free Talk Friday... er, I mean, Free Talk Monday is back! Join us as we talk about a bunch of big news, including the latest dumb changes to the web platform formerly known as Twitter, the horrific last episode of Marvel's Secret Invasion, the Hollywood strike shutdown, and m…

Send us a Text Message. In this mythic episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're continuing with our lunacy-inducing DCEU revisit. This time, it's a double-feature, as we watched both Suicide Squad (2016) and Wonder Woman! There is a LOT to cover, as Suicide Squad had a cursed production that looked very similar to what happened to Zack Snyder with his Jus…

Send us a Text Message. In this dark and gritty episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're continuing with our DCEU revisit... it's time for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! This divisive superhero sequel split the world in two back in 2016, creating armies of haters and supporters willing to die for their opinions. 7 years later, is Zack Snyder's Justic…

Send us a Text Message. In this foot-tastic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer delves back into the world of weird bird stories with the unbelievable saga of Andy, the goose born without feet. With the help of an eccentric Shriner inventor, Andy was given shoes and born into the high-flying status of a nationwide celebrity. But how did the burgeon…

Send us a Text Message. On this super (heh) episode of Sorry, We Tried, we begin our journey through every movie in the DC Extended Universe with a revisit of its best movie, Man of Steel. Zack Snyder's modernization of American culture's most iconic figure gets dissected in depth, including his treatment of the Kent family, how Jor-El is a kung-fu…

Send us a Text Message. On this chaotic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison brings the story of the time that Kim Kardashian used emojis shaped like her butt to destroy a man’s life forever. Unwilling to let that go, the guy has sworn revenge and dedicated his life to spreading the anti-Kardashian good news. So, what did Kim and her supervillain f…

Send us a Text Message. On this special episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys come together to talk about The Flash, DC's latest superhero flick that is on track toward becoming its biggest bomb ever. With a never-ending list of challenges including Ezra Miller's crimes, nine years of delays, an ever-changing story and ending, an impending franchise…

Send us a Text Message. In this record-breaking episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison tells the unbelievable story of the world's fattest twins. They were wrestlers, bike riders, farmers, cattle branders, stuntmen, circus performers... some might even say, heroes. Spencer would definitely say that. You'll never believe where the story of Billy and B…

Send us a Text Message. On this Canadian episode of Sorry, We Tried, the boys are digging deep (ha) into the story of the cursed treasure of Oak Island. For hundreds of years, treasure-hungry miners have tried to solve the mystery of a deep mineshaft in Nova Scotia filled with odd artifacts and deadly booby traps. What could be hidden in the treach…

Send us a Text Message. In this honky-tonkin' episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys play a third round of their new favorite tabletop game, Everyone Is John. However, this time, they're using Google Street View to travel around the streets of Nashville looking for trouble. It's a tense competition as Harrison and Robby try their best to take home th…

Send us a Text Message. In this off-the-cuff episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys return to Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM. Basically, they just see where the conversation takes them! This week, they discuss their favorite movie rankings, the prospects of brain microchips, Robby's worst …

Send us a Text Message. In this off-the-cuff episode of Sorry We Tried, the guys try out a new segment— Free Talk Friday On a Saturday Edited On Sunday But Comes Out On a Monday, or FTFOASEOSBCOOAM. Basically, they just see where the conversation takes them! Everything— including odd supernatural experiences, childhood memories of Blockbuster renta…

Send us a Text Message. In this galaxy-hopping episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys play a second round of their new favorite tabletop game, Everyone Is John. However, there's a new rule— Spencer assigns Harrison and Robby their skills! This time, John is trapped in space with seemingly no way out. How will Harrison and Robby escape the alien flags…

Send us a Text Message. In this mind-blowing episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby brings the story of the most insane celebrity stalker of all time, Mattan Evens. He's famously crashed the NBA and the Game Awards; not just that, he's managed to track down dozens of celebrities as part of bizarre viral stunts. You will not believe how crazy this saga g…

Send us a Text Message. In this tomfoolery-filled episode of Sorry, We Tried, we go through some of the biggest news of the last few weeks, including the new Star Wars movies and the big Twitter meltdown. However, that's not all— Robby and Spencer have spent weeks setting up the most elaborate prank they've ever pulled and are ready to spring it on…

Send us a Text Message. On this imaginative episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer gets Harrison and Robby to play a ridiculous game called Everyone Is John. Spencer controls the story, presenting challenges to the players. The players take the role of voices in the head of a man named John, trying to get him to complete their obsessions in order to g…

Send us a Text Message. In this stranger-than-fiction episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer tells the absolutely insane story of how "Miracle Mike" the Headless Chicken became a nationwide celebrity in the 1940s. Yes, that's right--- a headless chicken was one of America's biggest stars in the 1940s. How did an ordinary Colorado farmer accidentally c…

Send us a Text Message. On this romantic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison makes Robby and Spencer play an impossible guessing game. Using ChatGPT, Harrison generated a bunch of fake Hallmark romance movies (both of the normal and Christmas varieties) and gathered a list of real ones, too. Using nothing but their guts and smarts, Robby and Spenc…

Send us a Text Message. Happy April Fool's Day, everyone. This episode is 100% serious, though. Not a joke in any capacity. Nope. 100% a real episode that gives nothing but important information. Website: sorrywetried.com Merch: bit.ly/swtmerch Instagram: @swtpodcast Twitter: @sorrywetried Email: thepodcastmen@gmail.com Use offer code "swtpodcast" …

Send us a Text Message. On this powerful episode of Sorry, We Tried, the guys delve deep into the insanity that broke out after Shazam 2's release. Zachary Levi and Dwayne Johnson are in the middle of a very public beef, and more information than ever before is coming out about how The Rock's ego killed two separate DC universes. You'll never belie…

Send us a Text Message. On this ancient episode of Sorry We Tried, we're turning the clock back about three years to present an old episode back from before we were ever "Sorry, We Tried"... this time, it's an AI-generated murder mystery starring a Private Investigator named Norbert (who just so happens to be a caterpillar) and a drunk, out-of-cont…

Send us a Text Message. In this... odd episode of Sorry, We Tried, Robby fumbled the bag by not preparing an episode topic. However, not even that can stop the content train. The grind never stops at SWT Studios; so, against our better judgment, we tried to pull together an episode. The results have to be heard to be believed. Is this a bit of a ho…

Send us a Text Message. In this historic episode of Sorry, We Tried, Harrison tells the unbelievable story of how a highly-skilled cavalry unit saved the city of Vienna from a dude with an onion hat. It's a little more complicated than that, of course, but this is a teaser! You'll have to listen to the episode for the full story. Also in this episo…

Send us a Text Message. In this mysterious episode of Sorry, We Tried, Spencer recounts the incredible story of how six gold miners went to battle with a monstrous army of "apemen." Did one of the miners involved make it up? Probably. But is it still amazing, with a shockingly huge historical impact? Definitely. Also in this episode, Harrison negot…

Send us a Text Message. On today's distinguished episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're reacting to James Gunn's recently-announced slate of projects for the brand new DC Cinematic Universe. This is a jam-packed episode with speculation, emotions, and a lot of bleeps. It's a fun ride! Also on this episode, Harrison meets a tough customer. Spencer has so…

Send us a Text Message. On this slam-tastic episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re breaking down all the insane Vince McMahon/WWE news that’s dropped the last couple weeks. Even if you aren’t a wrestling fan, this saga is a DOOZY, with twists, turns, flops, and even a surprise Saudi appearance (??!). The end might be near for the world’s premiere wrestli…

Send us a Text Message. On this reflective episode of Sorry We Tried, we’re going through the best, worst, and weirdest of 2022! Was The Batman overhyped? Does Morbius truly deserve the title of worst movie of the year? And who is Top Dolla? Answers to all these questions and more on this week’s episode! Also on this episode, Harrison has some Thor…

Send us a Text Message. On this holly, jolly episode of Sorry, We Tried, we're celebrating the Christmas season with an old-fashioned smackdown! We've created a bracket of some of the most iconic Christmas movie characters... only one will leave the tournament the victor. Which Christmas character is canonically the strongest? Today, we shall (obje…