Eric discovers an untapped workforce that will revolutionize fast food. Ben can't hack it.Von Warped Rationale

The boys crash land in a cannibal holocaust, but win the tribe over with their general goodness and naive innocence. Eric would eat people if he had to. Ben would, too, but he'd complain more.Von Warped Rationale

Eric turns a final will and testament into a weapon of embarrassment when people are bound to follow the last wishes of the deceased. Ben invites a fun guest with treats to his funeral.Von Warped Rationale

The boys discover that living as toys would be just as awful as living as people.Von Warped Rationale

A great boon becomes a hefty burden pretty goddamn quick when you're neck deep in boon, stinking up the place all over.Von Warped Rationale

Eric confronts a world of reverse invisibility and finds it unfavorable. Ben flaps his gums.Von Warped Rationale

Sentient life flavors carbonated water in this week's Warped Rationale.Von Warped Rationale

Eric's secret life as second-in-command of an underground orgy club comes to light. Ben is tasked with leading the group after the current leader retires. Will the boys do literally anything for a paycheck?Von Warped Rationale