00:01 Introduction; 00:40 Whales; 01:50 Slander and fictitious rumor; 02:50 Bee death liability; 04:25 Anxiety about similarity; 07:00 Out-of-the-blue designers; 08:40 Shields & Swords Ancients; 09:50 Mary's next game; 10:40 Monster's question; 11:25 Kaiju Table Battles logistics; 14:30 "I've been told that I'm reasonably frivolous."…

00:01 Introduction; 00:40 "That's not fair"; 01:40 Wild parties; 03:25 Stuff Going On; 04:35 Amabel's brain is bleeding; 06:55 Holiday game errata; 09:55 Focus and concentration problems; 10:40 Kaiju Table Battles; 11:15 Endurance; 13:00 Big depressing games; 13:45 Send Us Questions; 14:30 The best vegetable.…

00:01 The Guatemalan Handshake; 01:00 "Is this going in the podcast?"; 01:25 Start of our sale; 02:10 "Real" companies; 03:25 "Monster doesn't really do anything"; 05:30 Sex vacation; 06:10 Stress; 07:15 Then and now; 08:35 Collaboration; 10:25 More solo games; 11:45 Midnight and one-thirty; 12:30 The Hannibal story; 14:45 Mary sings.…

00:01 Introduction; 01:00 Horse & Musket V released; 02:40 The 2021 H&M Redux; 06:20 Ginormopod; 09:00 Dinosaur Gauge; 12:50 Different game design priorities; 14:20 Factory sub-system in Dino Gauge; 15:50 Airlines and building incentives; 17:55 A joke that doesn't work in an audio format.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 Monsterfied; 00:35 The speed limit in Montana between the years 1995 and 1998; 02:05 On the car; 02:55 Tennessee trip; 04:00 Rope safety tips; 05:20 Siege of Mantua bits; 06:05 Trunk bottles; 07:40 "I don't think I'll be able to take a bottle just yet"; 08:25 Long car trips; 10:15 "You kind of like dinosaurs a little bit";…

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 Our first episode; 00:35 We changed our names; 01:50 What Mary wanted to be; 02:10 "We should do some exposition"; 03:00 A chicken word; 04:50 Horse & Musket V; 05:35 "That's not number seventy"; 05:50 Ginormopod 2050 A.D.: Attack of the Giant Bug Monsters; 07:45 Amabel loves bugs; 08:55 "Them!"; 10:40 Kaiju Table Battles;…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 “This time I’m going to edit it”; 00:35 Empire at Sunrise; 04:10 Pretty Soldier Sailor Holly; 05:45 Table Battles: The Grand Alliance; 06:30 “Monster, what are you doing?”; 07:00 Wood bits; 08:00 Specialty components.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Questions and answers; 00:30 Dinosaur comment; 01:00 “It doesn’t say groat”; 02:40 Sci-fi games; 03:10 Pre-1800 games; 06:20 Three cup series; 06:55 “Dear Monster”; 07:30 Shot & Shell Battle Series; 10:05 Mary’s Picket; 11:55 Choo-choo games; 12:45 How are Tom and Mary; 12:55 “We’re not even small-big yet”; 14:05 “How are …

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Mary is funnier than Tom; 01:10 “We had a sale, and we wrapped it up”; 01:30 Out-of-stock updates; 03:00 Christmas; 03:50 Friesday; 04:40 Empire at Sunrise; 06:20 Charles Ex-eye; 07:00 Table Battles: The Grand Alliance; 07:15 “Better not be late February”; 07:50 Going at our own pace; 10:00 Horse & Musket; 13:40 Tom’s game…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Sale aftermath; 00:35 “Hey, where’s my stuff?”; 01:05 “That’s a lot of work”; 02:40 Handling the stress better this year; 03:10 Delayed orders for Boom & Zoom and Wars of Marcus Aurelius; 04:50 Good triples and bad triples; 06:00 “You knew this when you married me”; 07:10 Out of stock games; 09:15 “This is pretty easy”; 11…

00:01 Programming note; 00:40 Introduction; 00:50 New computers; 01:40 Mary is noiseless; 02:05 Hectic weekend; 03:05 The sale; 04:40 Dual Gauge; 06:00 New bits order; 07:40 Photoshop; 09:10 Emails.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dinosaurs; 00:40 Squiglets; 02:55 Claws got in trouble a lot; 04:50 Hollandays Sale starts November 23; 05:25 Dual Gauge; 07:10 Comparing Dual Gauge and Soo Line; 08:15 Ratboy.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 The Vote released; 00:30 "We sold a few billion"; 01:00 Sale coming November 23; 01:10 Tom has a bad idea; 01:40 Eye candy; 01:55 Wood bits; 03:00 Tom looks like her sister; 03:40 Technical difficulties; 04:05 Huge card order; 04:40 Mary is very talented; 05:05 "Tom forgot how to shave"; 07:10 Tim Taylor.…

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 New Releases; 01:00 Our mustard years; 03:50 Cards and cash-flow; 04:20 Flooding in the basement; 08:00 Bagging wood bits; 08:40 The Vote sample game video; 11:00 Editing styles.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 We have returned; 00:20 White Eagle Defiant released; 01:00 Adventures; 01:40 Four squirrels, plus a chipmunk; 02:40 Lefty; 03:50 "Everybody should play Dino TB"; 04:55 Dino TB expansion; 05:40 Holly the Hollandspiele spokesdinosaur; 06:40 Tiny baby ships; 10:40 Ugly, unhappy fish; 11:30 Mary's dad's boat; 12:20 Mary's dad…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Stilicho released; 01:25 Four years of our nonsense; 05:20 Charles S. Roberts nominees; 05:50 White Eagle Defiant; 06:45 Iberian Gauge licensed by Capstone; 07:50 Following directors; 09:50 Dual Gauge; 11:00 Dinosaur Gauge.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Mary rescues caterpillars; 01:40 Holes; 03:45 Upcoming releases; 04:50 Christmas sales; 05:20 Mary's mom's shop; 06:00 Fast food jobs; 08:35 The Saga of Mary's Frosty; 09:20 Gift cards for Appleby's; 10:05 Grand opening; 12:20 Buffets; 13:35 Garbage City; 15:10 "Get out of my driveway".…

00:00 Introduction; 00:15 Horse & Musket plans; 01:00 Final, final, final rewrite of the core rulebook; 01:35 Yes, we are actually going to call it "Because Mary Demanded It"; 02:30 Releases for 2019; 03:10 Tom's radar; 03:25 Dinosaur-themed 18xx; 04:50 Systems versus standalones; 07:25 Long deferred projects; 08:35 It is not shtick; 09:05 Playtest…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "Stay out of our house, guy from Police Academy"; 00:45 Business strategy; 01:35 "Between now and the heat death of the universe"; 03:20 "You just want more dinosaurs"; 05:05 Stilicho, Last of the Romans; 06:35 The door; 07:50 "Moses wore a bowtie"; 08:30 Call for questions.…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "You love me so much, you gave me twice as many ovens"; 00:25 "That's the one that cracked you up?"; 01:30 The old oven; 04:05 We're frugal people; 06:10 "Stop that"; 07:00 Totally okay if you buy some games from us; 08:15 The Field of the Cloth of Gold; 10:00 Flexibility; 11:50 "Buy a second one, she will not mind".…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dinosaur Table Battles Microbadge; 00:30 Digging into Dinos; 01:05 Anti-expansion; 04:00 "The fantasy game and the sci-fi game"; 04:45 A printing disaster; 06:30 Formats and shoehorns; 08:20 Art budgets; 10:55 Shipping & release delays.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dinosaur Table Battles released; 00:45 Topics on our list; 01:15 Maniacal laughter; 01:55 "I can't believe this"; 02:50 "One"; 04:00 Mammals; 04:35 "I always wanted to be an astronomer, but math"; 05:10 Awful math teachers; 07:00 Folks helping Tom with game-related math; 08:20 Calculus is not arithmetic; 09:00 Professor Ca…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dino TB Update; 02:10 June releases; 02:55 Mary gets Tom some water; 03:30 June unreleases; 03:45 Operation Unthinkable; 04:45 Dynasty; 05:55 Russelloids and Hollanders; 07:00 Richard's Egyptian game; 08:20 Pricepoints & components.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Dino TB update; 01:00 Missouri; 01:15 Ypsilanti; 01:30 Indianapolis; 02:00 The wrong tucky; 03:10 "Kentucky, you're okay"; 03:15 The Vote; 04:00 Working with artists; 05:10 Tom is not a map artist; 06:10 Reign of Witches; 08:35 Stuff we used to get at the library, 08:55 Sondheim; 11:05 Nixon in China; 11:50 "Daydreaming ab…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Cards update; 00:40 "It's a factual statement"; 01:40 Wood bits update; 02:10 Dino TB update; 03:20 Priority number one; 03:35 "Dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs"; 03:50 Insulting our customers; 04:50 The Vote; 05:00 Dual Gauge - Detroit map; 06:40 Chicago police scared to drive through Detroit; 07:45 New Years; 08:10 "I als…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 We have nothing to talk about; 00:25 Dinosaurs, again; 01:00 Going slightly stir crazy; 02:10 Peter's grandma's house; 02:35 Taking off Mary's birthday; 03:05 Failed birthday surprise; 04:35 "I bought a pizza for you boys"; 05:10 The carpet stays; 06:30 Playing a mean trick on two dogs; 08:25 Mary disavows Tom's mean trick…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Mary steals Tom's punchline; 01:15 "No, dinosaurs"; 02:25 Cards; 03:00 Eleven million dollars; 03:40 Impossible amounts of money; 04:15 "Would they?"; 04:50 Nerfing Utahraptor; 06:00 Dinosaur Table Battles coming in May; 06:30 Streets of Shadows delayed; 09:00 Who doesn't want to play Dinosaur Table Battles; 09:35 Field of…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 One hundred; 00:30 "A person or two who listens"; 01:05 Shrink-wrap; 01:22 The subtitle for Dinosaur Table Battles; 02:10 DJ Spinosaurus; 03:15 Animals in school; 04:25 Tom's favorite game; 04:40 Tom's favorite game to play solitaire; 05:10 Working on Dinosaur Table Battles; 07:20 The bestest game; 07:55 White Eagle Defian…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Send us questions; 00:20 "Monster, that's not your purse"; 01:25 Grandma; 04:45 No release for April; 06:20 At All Costs! released in March; 06:40 Getting caught up; 07:10 Dinosaur Gauge, a pick up and devour game; 08:00 Testing Dual Gauge on Tabletop Simulator; 08:45 Tom is loud apparently; 09:15 Appearance on Armchair Dr…

00:01 Introduction; 00:10 Dinosaur negotiations; 00:50 COVID-19 related disruptions; 02:30 "I forgot the name of it, Mary"; 02:55 Shame; 03:30 Playing it by ear; 03:50 Field of the Cloth of Gold; 04:35 The next transit of Venus is in December of 2117; 05:30 An opportunity to get caught up; 06:15 New title announcements; 06:40 Empire at Sunrise; 08:…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Social distancing; 00:35 Mary is a loner and a rebel; 01:15 The two reasons Tom purchased a DVD player; 02:40 Shelves, who knew it?; 04:20 Groceries; 06:40 Spaghetti with salsa; 07:25 Mashed potato soup; 08:20 "I did not just throw vegetables in a blender"; 09:30 Horse & Musket Annual 2 released; 10:10 "Why are there no di…

Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Hollandays Sale update; 01:20 "Out of stock"; 01:50 Cold hands and feet; 02:15 Tom's terrible back; 03:00 Mary runs over Tom's foot with the car (twice); 03:20 Dinosaur-toed; 03:50 "The first of many games with dinosaurs"; 04:00 "I want a serious, non-dinosaur answer"; 04:55 Mary moves the pillow; 06:40 Dual Gauge does not…

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 The sale so far; 00:35 Compared to last year; 01:50 Westphalia doing really well; 02:20 Dinosaur corner; 03:05 Westphalia advice from Mary; 03:50 Increased sales for Hades and Matchlock; 04:10 Traffic and Teutons reminder; 04:25 Thanksgiving; 04:55 Family from the inside; 05:55 Tom used to swear, and Mary used to not to; 0…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Belabored set-up for a dumb joke; 00:22 Punchline for said joke; 00:40 "This is an audio medium"; 00:55 First visit; 01:25 Second visit, and a diagnosis; 02:10 Mary is better at phones; 02:55 Third visit, and a correct diagnosis; 03:10 Wait a minute hang on; 04:00 "No you did not"; 04:50 The sale starts today; 05:15 Our an…

00:01 Introduction; 00:08 It's cold in here; 00:30 Cataloguing videos of all NASCAR races from 1994 to 2005; 01:20 Why not let Mary design the dinosaur games; 02:10 What is your favorite dinosaur and why is it a triceratops; 02:50 "You want all dinosaurs to die?"; 03:20 Dinosaur Table Battles; 04:05 Hollandays Sale; 04:35 Canvas maps list for the s…

00:01 Introduction; 00:10 Special Guest Host Monster; 00:15 Escape From Hades released; 00:35 Waiting for the sale; 02:00 "So I injured myself earlier"; 03:15 "Falling over was not part of my plan"; 03:40 Pigeon-toed; 04:40 Horse & Matchlock coming soon; 05:50 Announcing Kingdom of Dyflin; 06:15 Mary uncharacteristically works blue; 07:10 Announcin…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 We have returned; 00:25 Westphalia wood bits; 01:25 The driveway saga; 04:30 Minimal noise outside; 05:05 Shooting a movie right by the airport; 05:35 "You're really into plays" (ouch); 06:15 Tom's black-and-white student film; 07:15 Color films in black and white; 08:10 That horrible play; 09:00 "I've done a lot of charac…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Double confirmed; 00:15 Discourse on the nature of time and the ephemeral nature of podcasts; 00:40 District Commander Maracas; 01:25 Dinosaurs (of course); 03:00 Speaking of Brians; 03:35 "Frozen" custard; 05:00 "What did I do?"; 05:10 Lawrence of Arabia; 07:20 The big Leone argument; 08:50 Playtime; 09:45 Trafic; 10:15 B…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 GrandmaCon; 00:55 Paternity Court; 01:55 Dinosaur Table Battles is a real thing; 02:55 "He needs to be a DJ"; 03:50 Tom is in no position to critique facial hair; 04:15 A lack of hair awareness; 04:40 Tom's unfortunate hair choices; 05:10 Stupid bets; 05:45 Something Tom regrets; 08:40 Irish Gauge; 09:00 GrandCon; 10:10 Wo…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "I've seen you around"; 00:25 Three year business anniversary; 00:55 "I like my employee"; 01:00 Thanks; 01:30 A tough year; 03:10 Figuring out our niche; 04:55 Mary sees the garlic baker; 05:40 A gassy little Monster; 05:55 Escape From Hades; 09:20 "We can publish things just because we want to"; 10:10 Westphalia.…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 WBC; 01:10 Missing the plane; 03:15 Mousers; 04:05 Table Battles: The English Civil War releasing this week; 04:30 Still no dinosaurs; 05:00 Games in our pipeline; 06:20 "No, we want dinosaurs now"; 06:45 People apparently listen to this thing; 07:10 Engaging with people; 08:00 People don't look like their avatars - or do …

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Claws; 00:50 Siege of Izmail released; 01:00 Slower release schedule; 01:50 Working in Offices; 02:55 Tom was an adequate manager; 04:25 Right and wrong fits for a team; 06:05 Mary lays out a book; 07:10 Exploding keyboards; 08:10 Table Battles: English Civil War; 09:45 District Commander: Maracas; 10:00 Page count follies…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "No one would pay for this show"; 00:25 Siege of Izmail; 01:10 Videos; 01:35 Birdus interruptus; 02:40 Tactile and personable; 03:30 "There are running gags and then there are running gags"; 03:50 Incendiary political commentary; 04:45 Who's a Good Boye; 05:05 "Good news, Mary: they are dead"; 05:20 Podcast sponsor Ford Mo…

00:01 Introduction; 00:15 Didn't go to Origins; 00:35 Lots of little sneezes; 02:10 With It Or On It sales; 02:55 Trouble working on the next medieval game; 03:15 Those poor horses; 05:10 "That was a big sneeze"; 05:40 Siege of Izmail; 06:20 ZOC and mandatory combat in Izmail; 07:30 Introductory wargames: Lost Provinces; 08:50 Shields & Swords II s…

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 "Start talking"; 00:10 With It Or On It release eminent; 00:25 "I assume they have a house"; 01:35 Smell-o-vision; 02:20 The internet; 02:35 On the phone; 03:20 A couple words in Tom's defense; 06:05 Claws and Doc; 09:40 Very zippy; 09:45 Origins; 10:30 Glasses.Von Amabel Holland & Mary Holland

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Monster is not super-happy; 02:10 Attempted jailbreak; 03:20 Grown-up fun-time stuff; 04:30 "Just tell her it's purple"; 05:20 With It Or On It; 06:25 Red Rose figurines; 07:05 Proxy miniatures for D&D; 07:45 J.D. was bad at Sweden; 08:15 Testing Westphalia; 08:45 First round problems; 09:30 "Gabe, our friend Gabe"; 10:00 …

00:01 Introduction; 00:05 Canvas map sale; 00:20 Special guest star Monster; 01:00 Monster's ultrasound; 01:50 Shaved belly; 02:40 A joke which didn't land; 03:25 Origins; 05:05 WBC; 06:05 Rent paid in worms; 06:30 The robin's nest; 07:35 No chainsaw for Tom; 08:05 The Legend of Stumpy; 09:55 With It Or On It Without Dinosaurs; 10:25 A change in ou…