Phew, another spooky season in the rearview and Russ and Jared are back to those sweet, sweet rom coms you crave! The guys are checking out the trailer for Mother of the Bride (2024) starring Brooke Shields, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Sean Teale, Chad Michael Murray, Rachael Harris, Wilson Cruz, Tasneem Roc, and Michael McDonald. Stay tuned …

Ever wondered how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Saw trap? Of course not, that's a ridiculous thing to wonder! Russ and Jared are wrapping up Saw IV (2007), starring Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent, Athena Karkanis, Justin Louis, Donnie Wahlberg, and Angus Macfadyen. They've even gotten into a …

Russ and Jared are back to burst through the rib cage of Saw IV (2007), starring Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent, Athena Karkanis, Justin Louis, Donnie Wahlberg, and Angus Macfadyen. You're in for a great episode, lots of Fast Facts, some excellent Hollywood Pitches, and plenty of trap ratings and shenanigans…

Spooky season resumes with a fan-favorite franchise as Russ and Jared get into the trailer for Saw IV (2007), starring Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Patterson, Betsy Russell, Lyriq Bent, Athena Karkanis, Justin Louis, Donnie Wahlberg, and Angus Macfadyen. The guys are loving this short, blender trailer and have some good predictions for how th…

Russ and Jared are back to wrap up Tarot (2024), starring Harriet Slater, Adain Bradley, Jacob Batalon, Avantika, Humberly González, Wolfgang Novogratz, Larsen Thompson, and Olwen Fouéré. When we last left the guys, they were talking about the road trip to find Astrology Alma, and how you should totally show up to strangers' houses unannounced. Don…

What's in the cards for this episode? Russ and Jared are back to conjure up some thrills as they dive into Tarot (2024), starring Harriet Slater, Adain Bradley, Jacob Batalon, Avantika, Humberly González, Wolfgang Novogratz, Larsen Thompson, and Olwen Fouéré. Spooky season continues with part 2 on Thursday, stay tuned!…

Spooky season is finally here! Russ and Jared have 2 horror movie specials for you this October. And the guys are kicking it off with Tarot (2024), starring Harriet Slater, Adain Bradley, Jacob Batalon, Avantika, Humberly González, Wolfgang Novogratz, Larsen Thompson, and Olwen Fouéré. Tune in to find out what's in the cards for this flick, and sta…

When we left Russ and Jared, they were talking about how our main characters were just about do go on their big murder-date! That's right, stay out of the sun and listen to the fellas wrap up Midnight Sun (2018), starring Bella Thorne, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Rob Riggle, Quinn Shephard, Nicholas Coombe, Ken Tremblett, and Suleka Mathew. Stay tuned …

Russ and Jared are back with a medical mystery! No, it doesn't have to do with Jared's alleged face blindness; the guys put that one to bed dozens of episodes ago. It's the mystery of why years of staying out of the sun can be undone in ~10 minutes. We're talking about Midnight Sun (2018), starring Bella Thorne, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Rob Riggle, …

Have you ever wondered what Twilight would be like if it didn't have vampires, but instead had more montages like The Kissing Booth? You're in luck! It seems like that's going to be case here as Russ and Jared dive into the trailer for Midnight Sun (2018), starring Bella Thorne, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Rob Riggle, Quinn Shephard, Nicholas Coombe, K…

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about how Medivh was burning Magic Boy's research and things were starting to look suspicious. The guys are back to charge through to the end of Warcraft (2016), starring Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster, Dominic Cooper, Toby Kebbell, Ben Schnetzer, Robert Kazinsky, Clancy Brown, Daniel Wu,…

Leeroy Jenkins! This movie would have been a whole lot better if it took itself less seriously. Russ and Jared are here to break down Warcraft (2016), starring Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster, Dominic Cooper, Toby Kebbell, Ben Schnetzer, Robert Kazinsky, Clancy Brown, Daniel Wu, Anna Galvin, and Burkely Duffield. Stay tuned for part 2 on Th…

Time for Russ and Jared to tackle another terrible video game adaptation! The guys are here to trash the trailer for Warcraft (2016), starring Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster, Dominic Cooper, Toby Kebbell, Ben Schnetzer, Robert Kazinsky, Clancy Brown, Daniel Wu, Anna Galvin, and Burkely Duffield. If you like sloppy CGI and the plot of every…

When we last left the guys, Russ and Jared were talking about Zara making things happen in her world, forcing the breakup of mom and lover, becoming associate producer, etc. It's time to wrap up A Family Affair (2024), starring Zac Efron, Joey King, as well as Nicole Kidman, Kathy Bates, Liza Koshy, and Sherry Cola. Plenty more accent work and age-…

So many friends and enemies of the pod in this one, we love to see it! Russ and Jared are finding life after love for A Family Affair (2024), starring Zac Efron, Joey King, as well as Nicole Kidman, Kathy Bates, Liza Koshy, and Sherry Cola. Plenty of accent work, heavy film analysis, cool names, and jokes abound in this one. Stay tuned for part 2 o…

Yada yada something about can't pick your family, but you can pick your nose. We let "yada" do a lot of the heavy lifting around here! Russ and Jared are reminding you all that when you're here at ITMT, you're family, as they get into the trailer for A Family Affair (2024), starring best-friends-of-the-pod, Zac Efron and Joey King, as well as Nicol…

Russ and Jared are generally on good terms with the devil, but this movie is really putting that to the test! The guys are spelunking to the deepest depths of cinema trash to finish The Devil Below (2021), starring Alicia Sanz, Adan Canto, Will Patton, Zach Avery, Chinaza Uche, Jonathan Sadowski, Jesse LaTourette, and William Mark McCullough. Stay …

They say the devil you know is better than the devil you don't... but what they don't tell you is that The Devil Below is much worse than either of those other devils! Russ and Jared are sinking to a new low with The Devil Below (2021), starring Alicia Sanz, Adan Canto, Will Patton, Zach Avery, Chinaza Uche, Jonathan Sadowski, Jesse LaTourette, and…

No, your phone screen hasn't been mysteriously reversed, don't worry! We just flipped the title around a little, same great Trailer Trash as always. And speaking of "same great Trailer Trash," Russ and Jared are back in their wheelhouse with a terrible horror flick, The Devil Below (2021), starring Alicia Sanz, Adan Canto, Will Patton, Zach Avery, …

Well this is embarrassing... Darren, The Episode Management Intern, seems to have forgotten to post the most important episode in ITMT history... Episode 300! 🥳🍻✨🎊 Russ and Jared have a firm "no apologies" policy, so instead of apologizing they want you to know that Darren has been formally banished to the ITMT Character VOID, from whence none have…

299 let's gooooo! Russ and Jared are rising up to bring you the scene-by-scene breakdown of 300: Rise of an Empire (2014), starring Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Hans Matheson, Callan Mulvey, David Wenham, Rodrigo Santoro, Jack O'Connell, Andrew Tiernan, and Igal Naor. This CGI slow-mo fest waits for no one, enjoy it and stay tuned fo…

This! Is! A podcast!!! Russ and Jared are firing up a very special movie to usher in their 300th episode! The guys are talking about 300: Rise of an Empire (2014), starring Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey, Hans Matheson, Callan Mulvey, David Wenham, Rodrigo Santoro, Jack O'Connell, Andrew Tiernan, and Igal Naor. Did you ever wonder what …

We've got a 415-3 in progress! Despite Russ and Jared's best efforts to tone down their rhetoric, they're getting a little too fired up about 211 (2018), starring Nicolas Cage, his son, Weston Cage, Dwayne Cameron, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Cory Hardrict, Ori Pfeffer, and Alexandra Dinu. Stay tuned next week for an all new Trailer Trash a…

What's better than a heist movie? You tell us, we're not your supervisor! Russ and Jared are breaking down 211 (2018), starring Nicolas Cage, his son, Weston Cage, Dwayne Cameron, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Cory Hardrict, Ori Pfeffer, and Alexandra Dinu. There's a lot of setup in the first half of this movie and the guys are having a field…

Everybody's favorite best-friend-of-the-pod, Nic Cage, is back with a vengeance! The guys are breaking down the trailer for his recent flop, 211 (2018), starring the aforementioned Nicolas Cage, his son, Weston Cage, Dwayne Cameron, Sophie Skelton, Michael Rainey Jr., Cory Hardrict, Ori Pfeffer, and Alexandra Dinu. You won't want to miss this Trail…

What's not to love about a part 2 full of laughs and random torture facts that are also somewhat love-themed? What a bizarre sentence. Anyway, here's the finale of Love Again (2023), starring Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Sam Heughan, Céline Dion (yes, really), Sofia Barclay, Russell Tovey, Lydia West, and Nick Jonas. Stay tuned for an all-new Trailer Tra…

Why love once when you can love, actually? Wait, wrong episode. The guys are loving again (there we go) with Love Again (2023), starring Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Sam Heughan, Céline Dion (yes, really), Sofia Barclay, Russell Tovey, Lydia West, and Nick Jonas. Stay tuned for part 2 on Thursday!Von Russ Capasso and Jared DeLuca

Love love love love love! Russ and Jared can't get enough of the stuff! That's why they're heading back to the land of rom coms to bring you Love Again (2023), starring Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Sam Heughan, Céline Dion (yes, really), Sofia Barclay, Russell Tovey, Lydia West, and Nick Jonas (for two minutes). Is this movie going to be exactly like P.S…

The zomboys are back, baby! Russ and Jared are careening through part 2 now that the movie has ditched horror in favor of pure comedy. The guys are finishing up Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, and Shari Watson. Half of this epi…

Grrraaahhh... Braaaains! This week, Russ and Jared are feasting on Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, and Shari Watson. Groooan... So much gnarly guts and mindless mayhem. The guys gnash their teeth over plot holes, eat up the ter…

If you've been craving a classic ITMT double colon title (it's been a few weeks), you're in luck! Russ and Jared are getting back to the gore with this cursed George Romero remake, Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2017), starring Sophie Skelton, Jeff Gum, Johnathon Schaech, Marcus Vanco, Lillian Blankenship, Ulyana Chan, Mark Rhino Smith, Shari Watson, …

We last left Russ and Jared discussing the walk-and-talk in the rain with our hero and the lady from The Facts of Life and things were getting serious. The guys are wrapping up A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for random violin facts and lots of…

What's a nice person like you doing with a podcast like this? Listening to Russ and Jared break down terrible movies every week, no doubt! The guys are playing not-so-nice with A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for Hollywood Pitches, Fast Facts, …

Russ and Jared are back with a new trailer and right at home in romantic comedy territory! The guys are talking about A Nice Girl Like You (2020), starring Lucy Hale, Leonidas Gulaptis, Mindy Cohn, Adhir Kalyan, Jackie Cruz, and Stephen Friedrich. Tune in for a sexy good time (you'll see), and stay tuned for the full, scene-by-scene breakdown next …

When we left Russ and Jared, they were discussing the "laundry list" of tools that our hero needs in order to do surgery on John (drill). Time for the guys to conclude Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Tune in for plenty more torture facts…

Open up the Book of Saw and it turns out there's a lot of subpar stories to share. Russ and Jared are diving headfirst into a pit of needles with this listener request for Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. The guys are ranking traps, shari…

Never say we've never done anything for you, our beloved listeners! Russ and Jared are back this week with a VERY SPECIAL FAN REQUEST! Big shout out to Ciara for making us do Saw III (2006), starring Tobin Bell, Shawnee Smith, Angus Macfadyen, Bahar Soomekh, Donnie Wahlberg, Dina Meyer, Leigh Whannell, and Mpho Koaho. Are the boys going to be a cou…

Part 2 plus part 2 equals 4. Divide by 2 again to get to 2 happy podcasters! Russ and Jared aren't happy about the movie really, but rather the joy of talking about what enemy-of-the-pod, Zack Snyder, should have done differently. The guys are wrapping up Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel …

Come for the wildly long and unclearly punctuated titles, stay for the buddy banter you can't just find on any other dozens of podcasts! Russ and Jared are rebelling against logic and watching the sequel to one of their most-hated movies from last year. It's time for Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Houns…

Dark days indeed! Russ and Jared are revisiting one of their favorite franchises... Star Wars! Just kidding, it's the Star Wars ripoff universe of Rebel Moon as they dive into the sequel, Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver (2024), starring Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Michiel Huisman, Ed Skrein, Bae Doona, Anthony Hopkins, Staz Nair, Elise Duf…

Russ and Jared are on fire! Not baking in the Texas sun fortunately, but on fire with the jokes. If you like to be entertained, this part 2 is for you. The guys are making a deal with the devil to finish Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to fi…

Do you like "unthinkable" deals with the devil? Or like medium unthinkable? Actually pretty thinkable if you think about it... Regardless of what you think you're thinking about in terms of unthinkableness (unthinkablosity?), Russ and Jared are here to do your thinking for you and give you plenty of random Texas facts while they do it! The guys are…

What's that sound? Must be the pile of babies nearby playing with rattles... Or... It's a snake! Russ and Jared are slithering through the trailer for Rattlesnake (2019), starring Carmen Ejogo, Appy Pratt, Theo Rossi, Emma Greenwell, Debrianna Mansini, Bruce Davis, and Joy Jacobson. Tune in to finally understand Jared's alleged face blindness and m…

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were talking about our heroes getting kicked out of the resort in Mexico and being banished to the scary hotel. The guys are wrapping up Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Stay tuned for an all-new movi…

Desperate for more ITMT shenanigans? Your wait is over! Russ and Jared are here to fulfill your every dream as they get right into Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Tune in for your favorite segments and weekly dose of good time, and stay t…

Russ and Jared are going to beautiful Mexico! Not in real life, but virtually with you all! And isn't that better than standing in line for airport security? The guys are flying through the trailer for Desperados (2020), starring Nasim Pedrad, Anna Camp, Sarah Burns, Lamorne Morris, Robbie Amell, Izzy Diaz, Jessica Chaffin, and Rodrigo Franco. Stay…

When we last left Russ and Jared, they were doing a cliffhanger with the restaurant scene where the heroes were taking a snack break and a mysterious waiter made a suspicious phone call... That's right! The guys are about to finish True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andre…

Look! Up there! In The Cloud™! It's your old pals, Russ and Jared, here to take you on an adventure of international intrigue and delight! The guys are diving out of a helicopter (better odds of survival) and into True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifk…

What's better than a book (buy HOST by Russ Capasso wherever you buy books)? A movie about a person writing a book! You guessed it, Russ and Jared are talking about the trailer for True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016), starring Kevin James, Zulay Henao, Maurice Compte, Kim Coates, Andrew Howard, Ron Rifkin, Rob Riggle, Leonard Earl Howz…

Russ and Jared are back to bring you the thrilling conclusion to Pain Hustlers (2023), starring Emily Blunt, Chris Evans, Catherine O'Hara, Chloe Coleman, Andy Garcia, Brian d'Arcy James, Jay Duplass, and Amit Shah. There will be chaos and FBI raids, some accent work and social commentary, big pharma losses (kinda), and more! Stay tuned for a brand…