Beste Fandalites Podcasts (2024)

ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE GOVERNOR? CW: There's discussion of child abuse in our final z-space transmission. If you'll find it distressing, please skip the last 5 minutes of this episode.Von Fandalites

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Episode 50 - HP/MP Restored! But you still can't morph shoes. 33:13

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Find out why lawyering is useless and means nothing on this week's Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Episode 49 - You Can't Eat Dignity 36:59

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FEATURING ANDALITE POKEY MANSVon Fandalites

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Z-Space Transmissionsode 1 - The Love Song of J. Alfred Fandalite 39:51

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Games mentioned in this episode: Unknown Armies Misspent Youth Henshin! The Burning Wheel MasksVon Fandalites

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Episode 48 - The Rat King 38:51

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"What kind of animorphs book you want ghostwritten?" "Just fuck me up, fam"Von Fandalites

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Toominsode 1 - Ready Player Ellimist 57:51

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In the beginning there was a bird person gamer, and he said "let there be memes" and it was good.Von Fandalites

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Episode 47 - Five Beavers Are Better Than One 45:44

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Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Episode 46 - Australia is down there like "WTF, mates?" 31:41

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The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer HoleVon Fandalites

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Episode 45 - Barely Full of Rachels 38:58

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If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.Von Fandalites

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Episode 44 - Hop-a-long Cassie-dee in "Call of the Outback" 29:31

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Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.Von Fandalites

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Episode 43 - Tunneling 👏 Into 👏 The 👏 Yeerk 👏 Pool 👏 Never 👏 Works 👏 43:37

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We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet. The unschweetest.Von Fandalites

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Episode 42 - Not Anything You're Going to Like 40:29

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It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody! Thanks. I hate it.Von Fandalites

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Episode 41 - Turning the Moon into a Sun: Good Idea or Best Idea? 50:23

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Life’s cool when you share your head! Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.Von Fandalites

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Megasode 4 - The Steel Cage Match of Duty 1:10:16

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Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake. Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess 1 part Crater Lake Gin 1 part King's Ginger liqueur 3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tincture Sparkling Rosé pince of edible pearl dust Shake gin, ginger liqueur, firewater and pearl dust with ice. Pour into a champagne flute, top with c…

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Episode 40 - Rob Liefeld Andalite 38:42

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It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Episode 39 - Man: The Most Infuriating Scent 32:42

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They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffaloVon Fandalites

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Episode 38 - You Are Having a Reaction to Mouth-Pleasures 35:26

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The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate. All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Episode 37 - I've Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary 33:42

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Did they just Let the plane Go? And crash wherever? Oh no okay they Crashed it into the yeerk pool 1998 was a different time OH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NOVon Fandalites

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Episode 36 - Vantablack Submarine 35:56

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Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser. Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec. All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)Von Fandalites

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Vissersode - My Slime Layer Is So Dry & Stiff 1:05:57

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There is no room for random chance in the limited human cosmology of this week's super-sized Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Episode 35 - A Wise, Mellow Dracon Beam 26:35

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Marco’s dad has a girlfriend, & Marco is a HUGE jerk about it. The Animorphs are not exactly the poster children for mental health week on this episode of Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Episode 34 - Against All Probability a Humpback Whale Had Suddenly Been Called Into Existence Several Miles Above the Surface of an Alien Planet 33:16

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2 Minds, 1 BodyVon Fandalites

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Episode 33 - Quench Your Lake-Thirst 48:07

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We built this community center! We built this community center on rock AND roll!Von Fandalites

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Minisode 1 - OOPS! All Bullshit 5:42

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A collection of outtakes from Fandalites Episode 32 that didn't do much for the episode, but Brent liked them enough to share. Named by @AngryAria.Von Fandalites

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Episode 32 - Left Brained People Love Everyone, Right Brained People Love Knives 34:08

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Being killed by a tunnel, or turning into a cockroach? It's a real Rachel's Choice on this week's Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Alternasode 2 - Paupipo, Prince of the Giraffe Star 39:40

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When pizza's in a Sanrio Rip you can have pizza anytime because time no longer maters. Fuck time."Von Fandalites

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Alternasode 1 - Marco Touches His Huge Gorilla 1:18:11

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"But what is the giraffe for?"Von Fandalites

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Episode 31 - Hendrick Chapman Goes Antiquing 41:39

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Jake makes bad decisions: a story in one actVon Fandalites

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Episode 30 - visserone77@aol.com 37:20

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They got the metric system in France, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Yeerk isVon Fandalites

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Megasode 3 - The Gang Kills Hitler 1:09:03

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Get ready for some dark teen business on this week's Fandalites. Drink along with us! Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #3: Tobias - Red Tailed Hawk 1/2 part Galliano 1/2 part Killepitsch 1/2 part fresh lime juice 1 part brandy splash of grenadine brandied cherry for garnish Shake brandy, Galliano, Killepitsch and lime juice with ice. Pour a small splash …

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Episode 29 - Kandrona: It's Got What Yeerks Crave 37:01

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Five Eels Blown From the End of a Fire Hose Arcing Through the Air Toward a Burning BuildingVon Fandalites

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Episode 28 - Kissing: It's Definitely Got A Purpose 44:41

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Ax discovers that four legs is not always better when he struggles with the sentience of cows in this (surprisingly) not Cassie-POV book. Fandalites will return after these messages.Von Fandalites

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Episode 27 - The Chee-Net Privacy Act Signed By Bill Clinton in 1995 45:58

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Oh my god ax ate a snail with his hoofVon Fandalites

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Alan Fangorsode 3 - Uzumaki 2: Junjimorphs 52:34

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Keep Air Hoods™ Brand Anti-Asphyxiation devices out of reach of children due to risk of accidental asphyxiationVon Fandalites

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Alan Fangorsode 2 - We Are Young, Heartache to Heartaches We Stand 40:44

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Dr. Pepper™ Presents: Andalite Chronicles Book 2 - Alloran's Choice (an Elfangor side story)Von Fandalites

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Alan Fangorsode 1 - You Look Like Centaurs, Only With No Torsos 40:05

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Part 1 of 3! Brent & Jenna dive headfirst into the Andalite Chronicles, careful to keep their hooves out of the gore.Von Fandalites

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Episode 26 - This Podcast Certified Free of the Spirits of Fictional Characters 33:24

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JAKE AND CASSIE KISS!!! Oh, yeah, also the Ellimist sets up a Space Jam with the alien devil. Why would anyone ask for help from this clown college? Find out on this week's Fandalites!Von Fandalites

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Episode 25 - Actual Cannibal Taxxon LaBeuof 41:49

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A ANIMORPHS BOOK INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE EXTREME AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MORPHS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, MARCO. I DO EVERY MORPH AND I DO EVERY MORPH HARD. MAKIN SHLOOPING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME VENBER BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPE…

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Episode 24 - If You Die in the Morph, You Die in Real Life 28:59

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Go forth, mighty podcasters! Go forth into the internet! All the airwaves shall tremble before the Fandalites. All will obey us. All will be our slaves. For only we are truly worthy to be Lords of the Podcast. - Posthumous Exhortation of the Emperor. From the log of the Fandalite ship, Galaxy Blaster Read along with us! Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW…

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Episode 23 - The Size Is Embarrassing, Really 43:54

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Alan. Fucking. Fangor. Read along with us! Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW Book 25: http://a.co/3ZrwRDWVon Fandalites

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Episode 22 - Halloween Face, Earth Day Heart 34:49

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This episode is the biggest bummer yet. Rachel makes some hard choices & struggles with making some hard choices. The Animorphs are Outrageous, insane, out of control, and violent in this week’s Fandalites! Read along with us! Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBU Book 24: http://a.co/6o7KKRW…

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Episode 21 - No One Has Prettier Bloodsucking Mouthparts Than Me 48:40

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The David situation escalates! Learn about the Letterman code, hologramception & those fucking popular kids in this week’s Fandalites. Read along with us! Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KC Book 23: http://a.co/2K7fvBUVon Fandalites

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Episode 20 - Prepare to Be Depressed 42:08

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There's a new animorph in town - Brent and Jenna feel *very* differently about him. Come hear Brent rush to the defense of a white male sociopath in this week's Fandalites! Read along with us! Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyG Book 22: http://amzn.to/2F1R9KCVon Fandalites

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Hork-Bajirisode 2 - Rolling in Father Deep 43:05

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Hork-Bajir Chronicles part 2: Esplin is somewhat competent so... what happened? It's the entire series in miniature on this week's Fandalites! Read along with us! The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrD Book 21: http://amzn.to/2CE3GyGVon Fandalites

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Hork-Bajirisode 1 - Fear & Loathing in Sector 5, RG-22578-4 36:28

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It's Hork-Bajirisode #1! In which we learn some upsetting things about Andalites, the Hork-Bajir are very chill, and at least the grass tastes fine. Read along with us! The Hork-Bajir Chronicles: http://amzn.to/2EJponI Book 20: http://amzn.to/2EHAxrDVon Fandalites

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