In this sixth episode, Kemper and Bill return after a too-long hiatus to wrangle with friends and their various benefits, really mean bosses, how to wait out a long dry spell, and the morality of Elf/Dragon dating.Von Monologamous

In this fifth episode, Kemper and Bill climb to new heights with mountaintop proposals, fancy feasts, overpriced gifts, and close carpooling quarters.Von Monologamous

In this fourth episode, Bill and Kemper pull some powerful farmyard impressions out of their back overall pockets to a heap of relationship trouble: birthday proposals, secret cousins, and dead chickens abound.Von Monologamous

In this third episode, Kemper and Bill tell you how to get organized, split up household chores, and mitigate your love for fictional animals.Von Monologamous

In this second episode, Bill and Kemper try to solve some of life's deepest questions: Can a couple truly have "a song"? Just how "extreme" can farting be? And why would anyone keep a shrimp tank in their apartment?Von Monologamous