Beste Jake Yapp Podcasts (2024)

A post-festive catchup on stuff, and the launch of two new fun talking points. Also some music I've been doing lately and er. Well. There's no skirting round it. A Quick Chat - can we have a Quick Chat? - about Gregg Wallace... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Bloodthirsty Picnic 21:50

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1y ago21:50

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Today! Never heard before* Dora Dale from 2007! Movie trailers courtesy of listener Pat! Music with a Very Slow Crescendo! Berlusconi's Art! Also, can we have a quick show of hands... Are you a Fast Eater or a Slow Eater? Email jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com xxx *Apart from about 60% of the jokes which were repurposed, and not for the first time. H…

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It's All Gone A Bit Seventies 19:55

1y ago19:55

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Srsly. The music. And definitely the jokes. What I WILL say, is that if you buy a bed, it should, like, actually function as a bed. You shouldn't have to go back and buy an extra bit, separately, without being told, without which the bed will not function as a bed. You don't go and buy a car, only to be told ohhh if you needed the chassis, that'll …

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I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer 12:13

1y ago12:13

12:13

...And that's a PITY. So do tell. The new email address is jakeyappmusic at gmail dot com. I don't know why I'm typing that address all CRYPTIC, like. I'd welcome spam at this point. Oh! I meant to tell you on the podcast, I did a really lovely radio show with Bibi Lynch, in front of an audience. If you want to listen, it's the second half of this:…

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Not With A Bang But A Hamper 28:44

2y ago28:44

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In the last of the series, Molly Elwood joins me to share the love, with some of the best food I have ever tasted. I'll be on jackfm.co.uk 9am-12pm every weekday from the 19th December, and LIVE on BBC Radio 4 Extra every weekday evening in January, 7-10pm for Jake Yapp's Unwinding. Stay in touch, and have a good festive season xxx Hosted on Acast.…

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Victor Lewis-Smith 22:20

2y ago22:20

22:20

Some memories of one of the great innovators of radio comedy, Victor Lewis-Smith. Rest in peace, you brilliant bastard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Two Per Cent Salt 14:25

2y ago14:25

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That's all I'm saying. Chuck in all the firm veg you want - cabbage, carrot, maybe a little chilli, ginger, garlic, it's all optional - and add two per cent salt, by weight. At least. If you're nervous, go three per cent. And scrunch it in well and pack it tight into the jar. Leave it out of your fridge for a few days, depending on how warm your ki…

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What is the Meaning of The Line 10:21

2y ago10:21

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Sort of blew it. Oh well. Helluva run, guys. Helluva run. I'd tell you I love you, but it feels a bit manipulative, you know? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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All I Want For Christmas Is Shoes 10:55

2y ago10:55

10:55

Did this episode not upload? It bloody didn't, did it? FFS. Well, there's no point crying about it now. Here it is. I'd say it's late, but we promised each other this'd be a no-strings thing, didn't we? I just feel very connected to you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Make Your Own Damn Cheese 33:23

2y ago33:23

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BIG NEWS TO SHARE unless you heard today's AudioFreqs podcast, in which case erm carry on. Also, Mic Wright - go read him at brokenbottleboy.substack.com xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toon AF - Side B 54:36

2y ago54:36

54:36

A SEISMIC episode, with big announcements all OVER the shop. Also, it's quite funny. But when you've heard it, you'll probably want to head over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs xxVon Swanburst Media

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Man Cries Over Sausage 17:17

2y ago17:17

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Lots of music today! Here's a link to the article on key changes: https://tedium.co/2022/11/09/the-death-of-the-key-change/ And erm yes, if you fancy being a philanthropist and hem hem benefactor of The Arts hem hem (listen to the ep first) the paypal address is nottoday@swanburst.com hem hem how vulgar I never discuss money etc. xx Hosted on Acast…

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What Do You Get for a RED Card? 8:52

2y ago8:52

8:52

Good Monday to you. In today's show: Amol Rajan knocks it out of the park. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Musky Melons 7:48

2y ago7:48

7:48

Featuring a motivational speech and more business about K*vin the C*rrot. MUST DASH OK LOVE YOU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Toon AF - Side A 1:01:53

2y ago1:01:53

1:01:53

The first side of our romp through the world of animated audio. Featuring an utterly gobsmacking revelation about Pingu. No, I mean it.Von Swanburst Media

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Middle-Aged Wins 27:29

2y ago27:29

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Today! Hyper-local news, wonderful Champagne news (I really wasn't kidding when I said you literally cannot buy a pitchfork on Amazon) AND a new round of Celebrity Soup of the Day. I SWEAR to GOD I am going to make this game a cult hit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tiguan, hamie 11:59

2y ago11:59

11:59

Today! Whatever day that may be! Burglar alarms, retro Christmas tat, and putting things inside other things lol animals idk. Right. Off I go. HUGS xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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No Harmin' Lucan 36:37

2y ago36:37

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Today! Mic Wright on Lord Lucan and AI bias. And some nice music. And bits and a rant about the Nanny State and such. Oh, I'll be doing some cooking in a bit on youtube.com/jakjeyapp if you fancy it. And have a rummage through Mic's magnificent back catalogue at brokenbottleboy.substack.com. Bon weekend! xxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f…

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Carry On AF 48:39

2y ago48:39

48:39

Being a highly trepidatious 'romp' through one of the most 'popular' and 'successful' British movie franchises of all time, namely the Carry On films. TW: Contains Swanee Whistle.Von Swanburst Media

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'Happy Monday to you' ffs 15:01

2y ago15:01

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All over the shop this week. I thought it was Monday. What on earth. ANYWAY. I have a stirring clip of SIR Gavin Williamson you may not have heard, plus more on Melon Musk, Hot Greys, and why everything's better in Italian. HAPPY WEDNESDAY TO YOU ffs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Doggy AF - Side B 50:06

2y ago50:06

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sir sorry sir sorry its late sir but the dog ate it Presenting a second hack up the Dog Park of esoteric audio, as Davey stands patiently by Jacob, wishing he didn't insist on making eye contact throughout, before resignedly fishing in his pocket for one of those little black bags.Von Swanburst Media

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Greys Anathema 15:01

2y ago15:01

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Today! The return of several old friends. Um a strongish word crops up pretty sharpish. Just FYI. And we look forward to the uncomplicated fun of the Qatar World Cup. Plus more Theme Park Ideas, Immersive Experiences, and your Favourite Celebrations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Guinea Pigs 35:16

2y ago35:16

35:16

Mic Wright Returns! He's a bit sweary. Just a heads up. Also! We play a new game and it Sort Of Works! Plus cheap theme parks and political tyrant pet novelties xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Truss Fund Bunnies 12:54

2y ago12:54

12:54

TODAY: More on the Blue Tick, Truss' legacy, the death of much-loathed technology and a NEW THEME PARK is opening and WOW, they spent nearly £200 on the movie franchise tie-in license! Back on Friday with Mic Wright, all being well x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh HELLO 5:11

2y ago5:11

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CRUMBS I thought I'd have a go for a bit. No pressure. Are you still here? It's nottoday@swanburst.com. How have you been? What have I missed? I'll be doing two or three of these a week between now and Christmas, if you're up for it...? xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Doggy AF - Side A 1:03:06

2y ago1:03:06

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In an episode which sprawls like a labrador on a cream sofa after a long and muddy autumnal walk, we take in dogs*, Beyonce, Trick or Treating Memories, even though we're not doing a halloween special, and there are a lot of sodding quizzes. But we have FUN, MAKING MEMORIES. All of which I have forgotten. There was definitely a bit I meant to edit …

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SPECIAL DOUBLE CASSETTE BONUS Anniversary AF - Side C 53:02

2y ago53:02

53:02

Really, some would argue, somewhat over-milking our first anniversary, since we're now more than 6% through the second year. But, you know. STUFF is GOING ON, ok? But thank you for bearing with us, and sorry for the late-running of your scheduled Friday service etc. Back to normal next week, I PROMISE xxx…

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Anniversary AF - Side B 49:35

2y ago49:35

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In which we continue our celebration of the podcast's first anniversary to an increasingly inappropriate degree, but ACTUALLY there is some properly BATSO audio in there, so maybe you should turn down your RANT KNOB. There's a THIRD tranche, if you're interested, over at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs for the people who are so extraordinarily generous in…

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Anniversary AF - Side A 51:54

2y ago51:54

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Part of a SPECIAL, DOUBLE-CASSETTE, TRIPLE-SIDED edition. We're looking back at some of the topics we covered in the last year BUT WAIT WAIT - it's ALL FRESH and NEW STUFF. And as part of our first anniversary celebrations, we're making this week's bonus available to all - so look out for a special extra episode next week! Hugs and that xxx…

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2UP AF 44:37

2y ago44:37

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Continuing our deep dive into Video Game sound and music. This time it's an Italian Job. I think. It was a week ago now, so I have definitely forgotten. Everything. Also, apologies if you downloaded the original version of this episode and couldn't hear any music. The wheels are NOT falling off and actually we're putting in bold measures to build t…

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1UP AF 45:21

2y ago45:21

45:21

In which we celebrate our fiftieth episode in true Audio Freq style, arriving late and with a missing kingle at the top and the music bed running a 44.1/48KHz sampling mismatch. Ennnjjjoyyyyy ittttttttt xxVon Swanburst Media

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Many Happy AF - Side B 48:33

2y ago48:33

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And really, the Birthday party is in full swing, by which I mean I've been sick and burst into tears and had to come upstairs with my yellow towel. Jake and Dave take a birthday trip through some of the least celebratory birthday songs ever written. Hope it's your birthday! Hope this doesn't wreck it! xxx…

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Many Happy AF - Side A 46:20

2y ago46:20

46:20

In which I spectacularly fail to mark the half century of one of the most important people in my life. But HI HO I BRING JOLLY CHAOS, and I'm going to pretend to myself that counts for something. Enjoy xxxVon Swanburst Media

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Le Queem Is Dead 6:36

2y ago6:36

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Marking the day HRFH The Queen died. It might not be quite what you expect. Hope you're ok. xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Smashed AF - Side B 48:38

2y ago48:38

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Von Swanburst Media

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Smashed AF - Side A 53:44

2y ago53:44

53:44

It's not easy, being green. Or angry. Today's episode, brought to you in sparkling holiday-grade audio (actually, Davey sounds fine, but I sound awful. I just mean editorially) is all about everyone's favourite anger-management epic failure. Enjoy!Von Swanburst Media

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Rollin’ AF- Side B 57:27

2y ago57:27

57:27

In which I present this week's episode late and of an inferior quality. In rock and roll terms, I guess this is bang on, but I am neither rocker nor roller, and therefore I believe I have acted fraudulently. I sincerely apologise.Von Swanburst Media

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Rollin’ AF - Side A 47:46

2y ago47:46

47:46

ROCK? What even IS THAT? Roll, baby, that's where it's at. So come and jump, jive, boogie and bop and etc etc with Jake and Dave etc etc. Because there's nothing so rock 'n' roll as two middle-aged straight white guys posturing. Well, it worked for the Stones. And they ROLLED. They didn't ROCK.Von Swanburst Media

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Cribbins AF 1:08:39

2+ y ago1:08:39

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A late podcast, celebrating the late Bernard Cribbins. What a man. I realise I have left off my own homages to Bernard Cribbins and this episode is so late already. Can I just give you the links instead? Here are the links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFRdzFjnUiE and https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p08b78mt THANK YOU for your KIND UNDERSTANDI…

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WOMADAF - Side B 44:28

2+ y ago44:28

44:28

Continuing our celebrationnnnuhhh of worlduhhhh musicsssss. In this episode! Swedish Loch Ness Monsters! French-speaking problematic actors! And James Bond, played at Boss Level! If you fancy coming to our fun live festival, hop over to www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs to find out how you can come along to our goodtimes party! xxx…

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WOMADAF - Side A 49:50

2+ y ago49:50

49:50

AYIA? Are You Into Acronyms? DYLT? Do You Love Them? Fairly Unusual Compressed Kinds? Well, play the damn podcast and we'll uncompress together. If that even makes sense. Also, we have some exciting news for people with moderate social anxiety! xxxVon Swanburst Media

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NFK AF 50:45

2+ y ago50:45

50:45

**FOLK TRIGGER WARNING** Time to stick a finger in an ear, ideally your own, and warble out some stuff about comely maidens fair with sentence construction haphazard. Davey's been checking out the broads.Von Swanburst Media

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Manual AF - Side B 48:38

2+ y ago48:38

48:38

Continuing our deep delve into the sweaty felt world of puppetry. I'm afraid some of it may be fairly triggering if you watched much UK children's TV in the seventies. Supporters of the podcast get an extra bonus full-length podcast every other week - sign up at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs! xxVon Swanburst Media

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Manual AF - Side A 57:42

2+ y ago57:42

57:42

This episode is basically like Puppetry of the Penis, only without the puppePENIS I MEANT PENIS. There was one, but we whipped it out. It's about puppets. That's literally all. Next week, though, we might discuss Nookie Bear, which, you know. Is BEYOND problematic.Von Swanburst Media

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Platty AF - Side B 44:27

2+ y ago44:27

44:27

It's time for our QE2 2, continuing our SEVENTY-EPISODE LONG CELEBRATION (note to self: must inform Davey about this) of HRFH LE QUEEM'S anniversary of sitting down etc. If YOU TOO ARE A PATRIOT, there's a bonus jubilee episode available to our supporters at www.ko-fi.com/audiofreqs - go and have a look, or you are a traitor to your country, and ha…

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Platty AF - Side A 45:52

2+ y ago45:52

45:52

Prolonging the unending celebration of HRFH LE QUEEM, featuring some of the most meretricious odes ever composed in tribute to, and this joke only works if you've heard the podcast, and you probably haven't, the second-longest monarch in history. So maybe go and have a listen, and then I won't look as bad as I appreciate I do right now. Then again,…

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Moogy AF - Side B 55:10

2+ y ago55:10

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In which we examine more closely Robert's extraordinary organ. Oh, Robert. Thank you for the precious gift of your bleepy business.Von Swanburst Media

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Moogy AF - Side A 1:00:48

2+ y ago1:00:48

1:00:48

We love to Moogy We love to Moogy Jitterboog Moogy Etc I'd love to type out a nice elaborate thing about synths, but I was very suddenly asked by Jon Holmes to compose a parody of the BBC News Jingle done in French. So that's all gone right out of the window. Still. I hope you enjoy it. Are yiou enjoying these? I do hope so. Consider signing up for…

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Eurovision AF - Side B 1:01:31

2+ y ago1:01:31

1:01:31

More of the best and worst of Eurovision, much, if not all of which was suggested by listener Neil. Thanks, Neil! Here's my own playlist of tunes I like from Eurovision. I say like. That might be strong. 'Time', by Izabo is fascinatingly bad. But Verka Seduchka is, and will always be, utterly glorious. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/43tlnt9JHaue…

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