🎙️ On Today’s Show: Today’s Sideshow horrors include: Plus: 🔒 Support the Show / Sideshow InfoThis episode is a Distorted View Sideshow exclusive. Want in on the filth? All this plus listener voicemails, Tim’s ongoing beef with rental car companies, and the comforting diagnosis that we’re all suffering from a terminal case of n-word-ism for […] The…

On Today’s Show: On today’s show: Sponsor / Links: Contact / Community: Chapters / Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:50:07 Today’s Listener Sponsor: The Jamhole: thejamhole.com 04:23:11 6 7 Is Dumb And Demonic – Satan’s Chant! 10:46:13 A Lesbian’s Life Is Ruined Because Of The Internet 16:19:14 Tonetta Is Back After Being Victimized (In A Good W…

On Today’s Show: Today’s episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays. Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a […] The post Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke A…

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Distorted View shambles in a little late thanks to Tim’s ongoing car disasters, but your Sideshow Thursday is fully loaded: dangerous jogging advice, a homicidal mall Santa, racist Florida homeowners, and an in-depth exploration of men who want to be crop-dusted into oblivion. In today’s episode: Plus: TikTok doctors who tell [……

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On Today’s Show: 🚗 Rental Car & Tire Nightmare 💉 Mom’s Cancer Update 🙏 TikTok Holy Ghost Prayer Stream 🎶 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame: Pedo Death Metal 🧠 Galileo2333’s Hot Take on Mexico’s President 📰 News #1 – UK to Ban Choking / Suffocation Porn 📰 News #2 – Facebook Sperm Market (“Sperm Vending […] The post Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed D…

On Today’s Show: Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show: We then jump back to Tuesday, March 8, 2016, Sideshow-era Sextastic Tuesday. Opening / Twitter & Period Blood Diva Cup Slam Poetry Sextastic Clips: Tourette’s & Teeny Peenies Sextastic Story: Abraham Lincoln Presidential Fuck Machine […] The…

On Today’s Show: 🧠 Episode Summary Tim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and […] The post The Minivan Messiah And His Di…

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly On Today’s Show: 🧻 Segment 1: The Narcissistic Wall-Shitter Tim opens with a viewer-submitted clip of a man explosively decorating a wall with diarrhea. 👠 Segment 2: Lulu the Glue Girl 🧦 Segment 3: The Sock Sniffer 🧘‍♂️ […] The post Tropi…

On Today’s Show: Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the sho…

On Today🩸 Today on the Program It’s a Sideshow-exclusive Sextastic Tuesday, and Tim’s serving up one of the filthiest fan fictions ever read aloud — a Jetsons-themed story that takes a dark, wet turn involving Jane Jetson, her robot maid Rosie, and a very eager Astro. Spoiler: it ends with Rosie filming evidence that will […] The post Long, Thick R…

On Today’s Show: DV Community Texts & Voicemails (Highlights) 00:00:00 Shop.GetGoodFeels.Com – 20% Off Your Order – PROMO CODE FREAK 00:10:12 Introduction 02:15:12 Sponsor: Satan’s Porthole / Happy Birthday Special K! 04:09:20 Antifa Has Put A Hit Out On Meade Skelton 12:05:19 Upset Because She Isn’t Wifey Material 16:13:17 Old White People Will Ca…

On Today’s Show: Date: Friday, October 31, 2025 • Sponsor: Sideshow listener Bellboy (Lifetime Member) Cold Open Special(ish) Guest: Satan (…briefly) Holiday Hellfire Viral Clip Commentary: DoorDash “Assault” News Buffet (Short & Twisted) Sideshow & Support Text & Voicemail Lines 00:00:05 Introduction 00:24:02 Berry Popobawas! 02:05:24 Theme / Toda…

On Today’s Show Clips & Bits News Roundup Listener Stuff Voicemail: Patrons first! Also: the ancient DV video “Tim Henson Is a Cat” origin story—Cat Mail, 99 Luftballons, and the H2 Hummer ending. Texts: Shout-outs to Blanche (intro clip) and Lube Job’s wife reporting from the Exxxotica floor: uncanny “Your Best Girl” sex dolls with […] The post My…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The …

🩸 Episode Summary Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy…

🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DV’s new text hotline — the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (that’s 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hell—literal…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT) 00:18:08 Introduction 01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels 06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby’s 10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump 16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea 20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: […] The …

On Today’s Show: Cold Open Sponsors & Support Main Segments 1) “Gourmet Out of Nothing” (…from a can) 2) Mom Check-In ❤️ 3) Mugshot Mayhem 🚔💦 (Content warning: slurs, bodily fluids) 4) Baby Andy Update 📞🍼 5) Keanu Close Call 😬🚗 6) “Who’s White?” with Nick Fuentes 🙄 7) Crazy Bizarre Twist-’em-Ups (News) Voicemails 00:00:02 […] The post Hentai Pornst…

It’s a wild Thursday Sideshow exclusive of Distorted View Daily — sponsored in a rare double-feature by both Greg from Austin and The Wife from Austin, celebrating their 16th wedding anniversary and listener Gauntlet’s birthday. Tim celebrates the only way he knows how: with fat activists on oxygen, penile surgery performed in a Toyota Corolla, […]…

On the Show Today: 🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II […] The post Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fa…