🎙️ On Today’s Show: Tim Henson opens this Sideshow-exclusive Tuesday edition of Distorted View Daily by proudly announcing DV’s new text hotline — the unforgettable 4HAIRYCUNT mobile line (that’s 442-479-2868). You can now text in your freaky finds, filthy thoughts, and cursed memes directly to Tim. From there, the show dives deep into hell—literal…

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It’s a wild Thursday Sideshow exclusive of Distorted View Daily — sponsored in a rare double-feature by both Greg from Austin and The Wife from Austin, celebrating their 16th wedding anniversary and listener Gauntlet’s birthday. Tim celebrates the only way he knows how: with fat activists on oxygen, penile surgery performed in a Toyota Corolla, […]…

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🧠 Today on the Show Tim dives headfirst into one of the strangest moral panics to ever hit Reddit — women furious about being “non-consensually masturbated to.” Yes, apparently even your own boyfriend needs written permission before thinking about you while jerking off. Tim explores this absurd new frontier of sexual “thought crimes” and introduces…

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🎙️ Episode Summary Tim Henson returns with a Thursday Sideshow exclusive packed with bizarre arrests, deranged pickup artists, and the triumphant return of the Merkin. From a drunk woman’s self-arrest to Kim Kardashian’s new “pubic hair thong,” it’s another deeply twisted day in the Distorted View universe. 🧩 On Today’s Show 💄 Featured Story: Kim […

On This Bonus Segment Show:💻 The Great Network Meltdown of 2025 Tim kicks off a short bonus show by recounting a midnight tech disaster: his home’s wired network goes down while Lord Douche is in Florida, triggering a long-distance IT meltdown. What follows is a symphony of FaceTime frustration, flickering patch panels, and 4% phone […] The post An…

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On Today’s Show: 🧠 Mead Skelton’s Holy Email War ✝️ Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime 🎶 Jan Terry’s Triumphant Return 🏫 Teacher of the Year (From the 1850s) 🌮 News of the Weird 🏃 The Taco Bell 50K Ultramarathon 🍔 Drive-By Cheeseburger Assault 🍑 The Butt Lady Murder Trial 📞 Listener Voicemails A mystery […] The post From Incel Hymns to T…

On This Bonus Segment Show:🐢 Cowabunga! Porn Parodies Gone Green Tim dives into EFUKT’s latest compilation, starting with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that features “tubular titties” and dildo-fueled pizza parties. There’s also an overachieving cum cannon that defies physics and a cheating boyfriend who multitasks by phoning his girlfr…

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🧠 Episode Summary Tim kicks off this Sideshow-exclusive episode with a blast from the past — a classic “Demolition Guy Raped Me” gay porn audio that sparks yet another breakdown of just how naïve these fictional twinks really are. From dubious “doctors” offering rimjobs as medical treatment to Trump’s new fragrance line that allegedly captures […] …

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