On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Whorephange At The End Of The Street 00:25:12 Introduction 02:34:03 The Not So Nice World Of Nice Girls 16:04:16 Two Female Cops Scream At A Drunk Livestreamer 21:51:21 Cops Encourage A Father To Beat His Son 25:24:12 Racist Chat Between President Nixon And Reagan 29:16:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:26:17 […] The post In…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 04:48:18 Customer Phone Call Meltdown 07:22:16 Angry Voicemail After One Date 11:45:22 Daddy’s Emotional Abuse 14:13:05 Carrying Your Breast Tumor To Full Term 19:16:05 A Wanking Nikocado Avocado Crashes A Zoom Meeting 20:43:24 Thursday Lane Returns 25:12:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:44:06 Vladimir Putin In…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 00:22:01 Phone Losers of America – Drone Window Flyby 03:14:22 America: Let’s Come Together To Eliminate Trump Songs And LGBTQ Anthems 09:56:22 Street Preacher Angela Cummings Crashes An Ice Cube Concert 13:23:09 Woman Keeps Getting “Chemical’d” And Has Swollen Privates 17:30:08 Toxic Couple Fights In Front Of…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:19:06 Fish Porn 05:19:06 Peeing In The Aquarium / Fish Crush 09:50:02 When You Have a Fish Fetish And Work In Fish Processing Plane 14:19:16 Mom And Daughter Cause A Sceme At Hotel 25:04:14 Jesse Lee Calls JD Vance A Beta Male 33:10:18 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 35:48:14 Denmark […] The post How To Incorpora…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:32:18 The Calendar Is Full Of Stupid Holidays 06:11:06 The Dumbest Gameshow – The Floor 10:25:00 High School Zoom / Google Meet Classrooms Are Wild 15:32:16 In Love With a Kmart Mannequin 18:59:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow 20:20:20 Little Girl Had To Clean Up Her Milk Shits 24:09:02 Book […] The post A Full …

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:46:15 Remember Getting Valentine’s Day Cards In Elementary School 08:25:16 Bebop And Rocksteady – Gay Lovers In The Technodrome 12:15:22 Tonetta Is Back And Making Ass And Penis Print Shirts 14:22:09 A 4 A.M. Neighborly Freakout 16:30:06 Terror On The Cul De Sac – Former Neighbor Comes To Fight 24:40:04 […]…

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:07:00 Reality Shifting – The Next Dumb Stuff From TikTok 15:03:17 The Sounds Of Fart Suffocation 16:37:05 Offensive Dirty Sexy Race Play Talk? 19:13:19 Our Favorite Crazy Man From The Streets Is Back 21:12:01 A White Woman Was Not A Fan Of The Super Bowl Halftime Show 23:52:12 Arizona Racist […] The post Yo…

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:09:00 Another Crack At An Uncensored AI Chat Bot 06:09:16 AI Generated Sex Story Sounds Like It Was Written By A Horny Teenage Indian 11:55:12 Vulgar City Council Outburst 14:36:20 Stand Up Comedy Crowd Work Goes Wrong 20:18:02 An American In The Unites States of America Freaks Out In An […] The post He’s A…

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:38:01 Black History Month – Big Black Dicks 08:08:06 Meade Gains *More* Weight 16:10:06 Sagittarius Gets Eaten Out 25:56:23 Drunk Man Gets Kicked Off Plane 29:59:10 Homeless Man Porking A Bench – Busted! 32:34:11 Support The Show! 34:58:21 Getting Your Penis Frozen To The Ground 38:50:02 Find A Trove Of […]…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:33:00 Stop Whining – Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners 08:40:23 My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died 12:29:10 Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology 20:01:00 UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler 25:19:18 UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out 27:33:14 “Rich” Guy Getting Ban…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:01 Introduction 01:54:17 Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia 09:46:17 I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I’m A Lovable Asshole. 16:34:07 Transperson Doesn’t Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now? 20:52:02 Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle 23:59:13 A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting 29:30:22 Support…

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On Today’s Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:01 Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless 07:07:21 Crazy Instigator Meets His Match 08:50:15 Will Blunderfield Is On To DV 12:25:11 I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration 13:29:04 Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him 17:44:09 Billy […] …

On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here’s the interview I did with my favorite subject – Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two. PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS […] The post Two Enemas For The Price Of One firs…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:13:18 My AirBnB For Mice Isn’t Going So Well 06:43:22 Checking In With My Favorite Religious Cult 13:30:06 God Says Stay Unemployed – He’ll Cover You 16:30:05 Momma Bear Protects Her Alcoholic Son At The Liquor Store 20:27:03 Black Man Drives Home From Work And A White Woman Feels Threatened […] The post Fl…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:47:21 A New Batch Of Weird Phone Service Commercials 06:35:13 1-900-Schadenfreude 08:15:17 Make Your Fantasies Come True 11:16:11 1-900 Gay Phone Fun 12:56:04 Another Extremely Annoying Vegan 17:43:12 Alpha Male Cashmaster 21:18:03 A Sissy Boy Doing His Traffic Cone Squats 24:13:21 Support Distorted View Da…

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On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode, but for right now here’s a Best-Of program where I interview the recently deceased Shane Lee. I mean, I interviewed him before he died, but he is now recently deceased. Video The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen […] The post Shane Lee Interv…

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:22 Vocal Runs 07:15:17 McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06 Incel Documentary 24:25:03 A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00 Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17 A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07 Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Endi…

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:22:17 Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication 07:53:20 A Christmas Antipasto Crisis 10:35:12 Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo 13:26:15 I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year! 18:48:05 My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays 20:57:19 My Italian Heritage 22:57:09 The First All Black Women Debate Champion…

On Today’s Show: I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we’ll resume with new episodes. Enjoy! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | […] The post Can I Smell A White G…

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:02 Introduction 02:01:23 Election Results 04:47:15 To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump 05:45:12 To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00 Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22 More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21 Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:0…