The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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USMNT in panic mode, USL’s pro/rel announcement sparks more heat & Berhalter has Chicago on fire
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1:11:49Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to back-to-back embarrassing losses for the USMNT in the Nations League. Where are the USMNT on the panic meter and can these issues be fixed before the World Cup? Christian and Alexis then react to some comments from their USL promotion/relegation chat from last week. What do the fans think of promotion…
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USMNT prepare for major litmus test, USL makes historic announcement & Anton Ferdinand tells us why West Ham is home
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1:04:51Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview the USMNT’s upcoming nations league semi-final against Panama. They tell us who will be the US’s players to watch for as well as what players will have a point to prove going into this match. Christian and Alexis then react to the bombshell news that USL will be introducing promotion and relegation to …
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Messi gets revenge in Atlanta, Dani Pereira previews Austin FC's season & Newcastle ends 70 year drought!
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1:26:09Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to major MLS and NWSL storylines over the weekend including Lionel Messi and Inter Miami beating Atlanta United on Sunday, getting revenge for their playoff loss to to the same team last season. They also break down a weird no-penalty call in the Galaxy vs. Timbers game. The boys then take a look at 17-y…
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Real Madrid advance amongst controversy + Deyna Castellanos debuts her signature shoe
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1:15:09Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Real Madrid’s controversial Champions League win against inner-city rival, Atletico Madrid. The boys debate whether or not Julian Alvarez’s double tap penalty should have counted or not. They also break down Liverpool’s shock exit to PSG and what it means for Mo Salah’s Ballon d’Or chances. Christian …
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Noise around Mikel Arteta gets louder, Lo’eau Labonta talks NWSL & are the LA Galaxy in trouble?
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1:26:54Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Arsenal’s draw against Manchester United that effectively ends the title race in March. Are fans overreacting to Arsenal’s recent struggles or should Mikel Arteta’s job be up for grabs? Christian and Alexis then bring on KC Current midfielder and celebration queen,Lo’Eau Labonta, to preview the upcomi…
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Real Madrid continue Champions League Dominance, Alisson saves Liverpool & an early Marta award contender!
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1:01:44Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap Real Madrid’s impressive performance against cross town rivals, Atletico Madrid, including Brahim Diaz’s incredible solo goal. They also react to Diaz’s on-field beef with Diego Simeone and Real Madrid’s continued Champions League dominance. Christian and Alexis react to the other marquee Champions Leagu…
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Messi’s missed game causes MLS stir, Ricardo Clark talks transition from player to coach & can Manchester City still salvage their season?
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1:07:45Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the Houston Dynamo’s public apology after Lionel Messi was absent from their game. Should MLS try to market the sport outside of Messi to fans? The boys also react to Wilfried Zaha’s debut for Charlotte FC. Christian and Alexis then chat with 2010 World Cup USMNT midfielder Ricardo Clark about his tra…
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Mohamed Salah states Ballon d’Or case, “Onside” EPs talk show & Lionel Messi’s angry side finally comes out.
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1:13:41Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros debate whether or not Mohamed Salah deserves more Ballon d’Or buzz as he continues his record-breaking season. They also react to Barcelona and Atletico Madrid’s thrilling 8-goal draw in the first leg of the Copa del Rey. Christian and Alexis then chat with Executive Producers of the Apple TV docuseries, Onsid…
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MLS is BACK, NYCFC-Inter Miami controversy & Liverpool in driver's seat for the Premier League title
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1:24:03Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap all the big storylines from the first weekend of the MLS season, including a controversial VAR call in the New York City FC-Inter Miami clash that led to extra time and a late equalizer. They also discuss an impressive debut for San Diego FC, with a victory over reigning champions Los Angeles Galaxy. Chr…
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Man City & Milan BOOTED from UCL + Steve Cangialosi & Keaton Parks preview 2025 MLS season
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1:15:58Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the biggest UCL results of the week including Manchester City looking absolutely abysmal against Kylian Mbappé and the Real Madrid squad. AC Milan drew Feyenoord, ending their UCL run, after several poor decisions on the field like Theo Hernández’s dive in the box and Christian Pulisic being benched…
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Jude Bellingham sent off amid misunderstanding & FC Cincinnati duo Matt Miazga and Pat Noonan preview MLS season
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1:14:46Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Jude Bellingham’s red card in La Liga after a misunderstanding of words with the referee. Also, the boys break down Manchester United’s problems as their horrid season continues. Christian and Alexis then chat with FC Cincinnati defender Matt Miazga as well as Head Coach Pat Noonan ahead of the team’s…
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Real Madrid stun Man City again, Fafa Picault chats being Messi’s new teammate & how USL’s shock announcement will change the soccer landscape!
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1:03:40Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros recap Champions League action including Real Madrid’s stunning comeback against Man City. The boys also react to an insane Merseyside derby, a fitting end to the matchup at Goodison Park. Christian and Alexis then chat with Inter Miami forward, Fafa Picault, ahead of his first season as Lionel Messi’s teammate…
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The man behind NYCFC’s new stadium, Councilman Francisco Moya, chats dream to bring soccer to Queens
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1:03:48Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on Queens’ 21st district Councilman, Francisco Moya, to chat about his important role in bringing NYCFC’s new soccer stadium to Queens. The trio discuss what obstacles Francisco dealt with along the way as well as what fans, as well as queens residents, can expect as the stadium gets built. Christian and…
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Gio Savarese chats his experience with the Timbers & Wilfried Nancy tells us the three things he looks for in a player
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48:20Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros bring on former Portland Timbers head coach, Gio Savarese, to chat his experience as a head coach as well as the growth of the league on the eve of it’s 30th anniversary. Later, Christian and Alexis bring on MLS Cup winning Columbus Crew head coach, Wilfried Nancy, to chat his coaching style as well as what he…
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Arsenal's teenagers impress, Emil Forsberg chats Red Bulls’ 2024 season & Cucho Hernandez heads to Spain!
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1:06:00Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down Arsenal’s convincing win and the impact their teenage duo had on the game. They also react to Marcus Rashford’s loan to Aston Villa and how this can revitalize his career. Christian and Alexis then chat with Emil Forsberg about his first season in MLS and the experience of being in “Onside”, Apple T…
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Grading the new Champions League format, Luis Miguel Echegaray chats ‘Messi Mania’ & Neymar heads back to Santos
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1:09:42Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the conclusion of the new Champions League format and whether it’s proven better or worse than before. They also recap some great performances by Americans across the Champions League including goals from Christian Pulisic & Ricardo Pepi. Christian and Alexis then chat with Luis Miguel Echegaray abo…
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Amorim’s feud with Rashford continues, Cavan Sullivan chats “Onside” & USMNT check-in
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1:04:36Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Ruben Amorim’s latest quotes on Marcus Rashford situation, including Amorim’s comments he would start Manchester United’s goalkeeper coach ahead of Rashford right now. The boys also chat Miles Lewis-Skelly’s controversial red card and the part VAR may have played in it. Christian and Alexis then chat …
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