Buckle up partner, because we've got a bit of a bumpy ride for you this week. But as we say here at The John Clay Wolfe Show, in the absence of a Christmas miracle, we can turn a perceived Christmas disaster into a pretty good time: When John gets snowed in out in rural Pennsylvania for the Penn State/SMU game, without a functioning remote rig, you…

What's that in the sky? A bird? A plane? No! It's Santa with a heaping serving of JCW show Christmas throwbacks for your aural pleasure! We take a trip through Christmas past with the crew and we even hear from Randy the chipmunk and Satan, the lord of darkness! I hope you'll sing along to our favorite Christmas songs as we sit cozily by the fire a…

On this episode of Our American Stories: sometimes the catalyst to success can sound like the words of a tragic country song. After Mom died, the dog died, and the wife took off, John Clay Wolfe became paralyzed all in the short span of about a year. Then came the worst news: someone had been stealing his company's money, and he was millions in deb…

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Ho Ho Ho it's Christmas time! A time to gather around with your loved ones, enjoy each others company and inevitably argue about what's wrong with you and your family! It seems that whether it be with parents, cousins or even your step brother's life partner, there's always a way to throw a wrench in to Santa's sleigh. The crew shares their experie…

Hey there neighbor--are you ready for a fast ride down a slippery terrain? 'Cause this week, we've got one for you: there's so much going on in Walnut Springs, ol' Johnny C. is bursting at the seams to tell you all about it--what with the 'soft opening' of his new Bosque Cantina fine Mexican restaurant, W6 Steak House about to open up right across …

We've got a real doo wah ditty doozy for you this week! Our pal Wallace Edwards drops off his classic tale of Mannfred Mann and his band's journey through American rock n roll. We take a look behind the music to find out just how torturous Bruce Springsteen was to the English band while they were on tour. John tries to keep up but him and JD Ryan h…

Friends, believe us when we say: it is damned good to see ya! We've all been on a hard-timing work bent again, what with John spending the week checking on business on the West Coast, Turley holding the reins of our multiple hubs of buyers, who are cocksure and buying cars like candy bars, and the rest of us hangin' on for dear life! So yeah, we're…

We were listening to some Kenny Rogers records with our buddy Adam Carrolla when Adam revealed the true story behind the music. It seems Kenny had a bit of a morbid streak on some of his hits, like "Ruby" and "Coward Of The County" which tell dark tales that we have a good laugh at! John's even got a theory that Kenny Rogers was influential in the …

Can't help pointing out, you picked a great time to join us neighbor, because this week the Wolfe Pack is finally all together again! Gigi is back from her medical scare, with one procedure down and one to go, and she'll share all the details the way that only Gigi can. Meanwhile, Johnny C. has got a progress goal or something today, because he's b…

Set HUT! Thanksgiving is coming around the bend and that means it's time to talk football with your favorite cousins! John was in for a surprise when his happily married cousins schooled him on the latest sports stats, stadiums and players and he had the genius idea for a new segment: Football Talk With Lesbians. Bobbo's all for it while JD tries t…

Welcome back, Wolfe Pack! You're going to be glad you stopped by--we've got a great show for you! While Johnny C. is buying cars like candy bars, JD Ryan has some news items you won't believe (but we SWEAR, they're all true), Bobbo calls Señor Wolfe out on some sloppy timing, Turley is a master of culling the best bet/win scenario out of this week'…

Rise and *BURP* shine! The crew is all ready for a great Saturday morning show but Bobbo seems a bit off. Turns out him and the neighbor Danny had a bit of a wild night! From spaceships to drunken karaoke, the dynamic duo could be heard from across the ranch, but I think Bobbo might still be feeling a bit fine from the wine. Luckily, neighbor Danny…

Ooh wee, have we got an overstuffed basket of fun for you this week! The Wolfe Pack is, for once, taking our responsibilities seriously, and...wait, come back! Don't get us wrong, we're still a bunch of goofs, and a hell of a good time to hang with...but Johnny C. has a bee in his bonnet about a rumored, recent election on his mind, and he'd like y…

Hey dude, don’t make it bad! Aging rock stars can have a tough time maintaining their talents *cough* Vince Neil *cough* but John says the last great Beatle’s still got it! John goes through a lot to get these expensive tickets and luckily he made it to a great show but he expected a little more bang for his buck. We even hear from Axl Rose about P…

Hey there Wolfe Packers, get in here--and find somethin' to hold onto, because we've got a bumpy ride for you this week, and it's going to be a hell of a lot of fun! Johnny C. is up to his ears in cars: classics, collectibles, Mom's minivan, at least a dozen diesel trucks, a Falcon 2000 aircraft (if he can talk the guy out of it at the right price)…

AWOOOOOO! You know the Wolfe man loves Halloween! From Ozzy flavored ice cream to politically correct tales from the crypt, John and the crew are always down to get spooky. We even hear from Satan himself to see how his costume parties in Hell compare to our very own at the office. Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #JCWArchive. Plea…

Hey there neighbor, hope you're ready to saddle up for a wild ride with the Wolfe Pack! Though we're back to Business as Usual following Johnny C's HUGE Rattle & Roll car show here in Walnut Springs, we've got a LOT of show for ya: John's got a whole new barn full of newly acquired classics and collectibles to talk about--and of course he's still b…

Hoebots, ROLL OUT! Elon Musk’s new robots just dropped and while serving drinks and chatting with tech bros is cool, our aspiring entrepreneur DJ Pre-K knows what the people really want! Good thing he just opened up his new store full of promiscuous robots with price points for any budget. I think Elon’s got some competition. Your move, creep! Than…

Neighbor, if you know us, you know the Wolfe Pack is ALWAYS down for a party on the weekend...but this particular weekend? It's a downhome, wheels on party times a hundred--because our Rattle & Roll rally and car show is this weekend in our own little hometown of Walnut Springs, Texas! And you'd better know, we've got a TON of classic cars, bikes, …

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Well howdy partner, come on in! The Wolfe Pack is down one member with Bobbo out sick--but we pulled off a fantastic show anyway--John's concerned about his ol' buddy Joe Exotic, who's in isolation for a strange infection that's going around the federal medical facility where he's incarcerated; Speaking of good times, it's Texas/OU weekend in Dalla…

We're going to the beach! An EXPENSIVE beach that is. John was recently home from his family vacation to the Bahamas and it turns out he's giving off more Griswold vibes than he thought. From bogus charges to expensive drinks, it seems like the island is trying to leave his pockets flat. Yet, you find joy in the small things, like your teenage son …

Hey there neighbor, welcome to Saturday! You're gonna be glad you stopped by, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has got some good stuff going on: Johnny C. is slowly but surely putting our little home town of Walnut Springs, Texas on the map, and in a good way! Of course, we're beaming out from our studio South of town, with JD Ryan's briefcase full of news, B…

Let a joyful noise rip! After John's breakfast is ruined by a distracted fart wrangler, he ponders upon his own faith in the goodness of this world. Luckily, our own Reverend Charles is there to lend a prayer for John to help him get through these gaseous times. The wise reverend waxes poetically on how to avoid the pitfalls of gas and how to DO BE…

Well, what a difference a week makes! While we were congratulating ourselves on such a nice little program on behalf of our "skeleton crew" of diehards after last week...it sure is good to have the whole team together again! Yes, JD and Gigi are back, we're ready for our farewell to September edition of the John Clay Wolfe Show--and we've got a LOT…

Hot momma! Everybody has that one friend who they'd REALLY like to get closer to their friend's family. It turns out there's a lot of folks out there who have sealed the deal! John and Bobbo recount their own memories of cougars, but the listeners have had some real in the field experience. From keg stands to pineapples, we hear from EVERY side of …

Welcome back to your favorite Saturday fun time! This week, the Wolfe Pack has stacked the program in a perfect form to catch us in our best light--despite the fact that we're on a Skeleton Crew this week: JD Ryan is off on family business, and Gigi is dealing with an all-new health challenge...so we're bringing you a "classic" five-man show, with …

A good memory can last a lifetime through a bad tattoo and our listeners have plenty of them. John sets it off by recounting a drunken Spring break that resulted in his friend getting a Best Western logo inked, but I think the listeners have him beat. From a pair of lips where the sun don't shine to Chilean flags on proud Texans, these mistakes are…

Grab a seat gang, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has BIG stuff happening on this week's show! John Clay welcomes our special guest, Dee Snider--lead singer of Twisted Sister, host of radio's House of Hair with Dee Snider, and tireless purveyor of all things Rock! Plus, our friend Joe Exotic has a lot to say about life in the joint, his varying degrees of pr…

These are the tales, the freaky tales! And boy, do our listeners tell them so well. John puts out the question "Where is the strangest place you've done the deed?" and our proud audience answered in droves. From rooftops, to horse troughs to while SKYDIVING??!! I thought our crew was a wild bunch but we've got nothing on the people tuning in every …

Good news Wolfe Packers, there's a party at the W6 Ranch--and you're invited! Join John Clay in his quest to enhance and dominate the wholesale car biz--Classics, Collectibles, run-of-the-mill domestics and imports, trucks, RVs...it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it, and he's The Man! Of course Gigi is on hand to keep the conversation hot n…

Money can make your dreams come true but is it the key to making MILFs?? John noticed a plethora of dimepiece moms dropping their kids off at a private school and it got him wondering, just how much does money play a factor in attractiveness? The crew takes a deep dive into classism, social economics and..oh who am I kidding, we're all just trying …

Well hey neighbor, come on in! We're smack dab in the middle of good ol' John Clay's birthday week--and we are celebrating! You'd think such an atmosphere of pure joy would hold up the old "work time" clock, but...well, Johnny C. has still got cars to buy--a lot of 'em--and it's a good time listen to hear him do it! Meanwhile, our own Gigi Drummond…

Love is in the air! Our recently retired Uncle Roy stops by the studio to give us his 3 major rules on dating and why you cant break away from them. Some of these laws might surprise you, but he swears they work for him. We also get a breakdown of how Uncle Roy came around and became part of the family. It sounds like his rules are a bit controvers…

Hey there gang, how ya doin'? We're awful glad to see you again, but before we bury the lead, this week's big news is: Gigi's back! And she'll fill us all in on where she's been and how she feels after a VERY difficult health scare--and how happy she is to be back with the Wolfe Pack on a fine Saturday morning! And, speaking of our time together, w…

On your mark, get set, almost die! John's enjoying the spoils of the car business by taking a Lamborghini out for a drive and of course, a car like that is going to attract some Challengers. John's not one to pass up a chance to show off, but as soon as he thinks he's got a hold on it, here comes a dip that launches him in the air. Fortunately the …

And just like that--it's Saturday again! Lucky we ran into ya too, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has got a LOT of show to handle, and a short crew to handle it with: Johnny C. is still on a buying spree, fresh in from a week's worth of car shows, rallies and races in Cali--with lots of stories to tell and car market wisdom to share; our own JD Ryan has the…

Esteemed rap producer John Clay Wolfe is trying to get his Suge Knight on by helping our call screener DJ Pre-K with his latest record and we've even enlisted the lovely Gigi to provide a sample of her sensual voice for the hook. The crew likes the record but they don't LOVE it, so John calls upon the tactics of great white hype Vanilla Ice to try …

Hey there Wolfe Pack, welcome back--are you ready for a wild ride? Johnny C. is jet setting the Southwest this week, buying cars like candy bars and building the GMTV biz, and his climactic last stop is in the Big Chair at KLOS studios in Los Angeles! Luckily, we've got high-powered digital doodads and enough technical savvy to bring him in live, r…

THIS JUST IN: John can be a bit hard to please and a bit distracted as well so when the esteemed professional JD Ryan keeps on tryin' to read the stories, John decides to have a rundown to see if any of them are worth diving in to. They run the gamut from hooking up in a middle eastern taxi cab to the 2004 Dodge Intrepids, they cover a bit of every…

Hey there, it's always great to see you at the W6 Ranch...hope you dressed lightly though, because kicking off August is already a damned hot proposition...lucky, we've got an awesome AC and a truckload of ice-cold, tasty beverages to share! AND, we've got a hell of a great show to lay out while we shelter from the heat...our own JD Ryan has got yo…

John's trying to stay out of trouble while his wife is out of town so he decides to hit the town and runs into a bunch of his ol' running buddies! It seems like John is late to the party though, and when he finds out why, he's ready to open a can of whup ass. From asking to borrow John's jet to bragging about his son taking John's daughter out, his…

Howdy neighbor! We've got a hell of a good show for you today: John's making a mark in our new little home town of Walnut Springs--and yes, he's buying those cars like candy bars! Meanwhile, our own newshound JD Ryan has got all the news that's fit to talk about, Bobbo's got some crazy stuff to share as usual, we do a rundown of all things pertaini…

Bobbo shares the experience of “breaking down” a brick of marijuana, which reminds John of his friend that was selling his dad's stash. Turns out his buddy's father would leave a lasting impression on John. From full frontal to unique sayings, John will never forget the lessons he learned from an early example of the world's biggest SOB Thanks for …

Friends, it just doesn't get any better than what the Wolfe Pack has slated for this weekend! Johnny C. has his hands plumb FULL of classic and collectible cars and motorcycles--and there are a lot more on the way, as we host the Ms. Rattlesnake Pinup Contest in Walnut Springs, Texas tonight! So, we've got more than a few guests in to talk about pu…

Well neighbor, you picked a perfect time to catch us. Because this weekend, the Wolfe Pack is 100% focused on having a good time: Johnny C. has opened his GMTV Saloon, in what's becoming the fastest-growing party destination in the Texas Hill Country--Walnut Springs! Keep in mind though, we've still got a radio program to get up and running...lucki…

Run boys run! John got to talk to the man Charlie Daniels himself about a year before he passed and he shared his experience in being on the road at 82 and how age ain't nothin' but a number! Charlie tells us whether you can predict a hit or not and goes through the process of making some of his favorite tracks . He also told us about his book and …

Howdy neighbor, you've once again shown up at the best possible time--it's the Wolfe Pack's annual 4th of July Weekend Special Edition (the one that usually gets us in the most trouble with at least a few of our countless network affiliate stations)! And we are ALL loosened up and letting it all hang out: for the first time ever, we've got comedian…

Teens and weed go together like peanut butter and jelly, so its only right that John and the crew recall some of their angst filled years and their first encounters with the herb. We even get an opinion from a real teen! Turns out John's son thinks there are bigger problems. The crew also shares what it's like now being the parent and finding your …