This holiday season, join Sam and Beth for a festive episode of Boozy Book Reports as they unwrap The Story of Holly and Ivy by Rumer Godden. This 1958 Christmas classic is filled with hope, wishes, and a touch of holiday magic. Paired with the creamy, minty Grasshopper and the tart, sparkling Holly Berry cocktail, this episode is the perfect way t…

Welcome back to Boozy Book Reports! This month, we’re dusting off our high school English books and diving into Tennessee Williams’ classic The Glass Menagerie. A tale of fragile dreams, messy family drama, and the delicate nature of reality—aka a perfect pairing for cocktails! Join Beth and Sam as they unpack the emotional depth of this timeless p…

Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we're reading Little Miss Giggles and tasting instant cocktails by craftmix. Mentions: Little Miss Giggles by Roger Hargreaves craftmix instant cocktails Broad City (TV show) Emergen-C Nick Lachey Le Chatelier's princi…

Get ready for a fright! This month on Boozy Book Reports, we’re stepping into the spine-tingling world of Scared to Death by Jahnna Malcolm. This 1992 thriller takes us on a wild ride with the mischievous Bullock kids and their creepy nightmare-inducing babysitter. As we sip on classic Manhattans and a creepy concoction called The Taxidermy, we’ll …

Let’s get cultured! This time, we're diving into Robert Frost's ‘Nothing Gold Can Stay’ with a delightful shot called All That Glitters. It's a golden, glittery shot that perfectly complements the fall theme! As we sip on this delicious concoction, reminiscent of a pineapple upside-down cake, we explore the melancholic beauty of Frost's poem. Join …

This month, we're exploring the whimsical world of "Sideways Stories from Wayside School" by Louis Sachar. Published in 1978, this book takes us on an absurd journey through a school built sideways, with 30 stories high and one classroom on each floor. From evil teachers turning kids into apples to the mysterious 19th floor that doesn't exist, this…

Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we’re reading Little Miss Trouble while braving the infamous Four Loko Pregame challenge! Mentions: Little Miss Trouble by Roger Hargreaves Little Miss Trouble (1983) four loko pregame Allen's Coffee Brandy Pet Shop Bo…

Grab your favorite drink and join us for a nostalgic deep dive into Carolyn B. Cooney’s, The Face on the Milk Carton. This month, we’re tackling a book that's been on our radar for ages, only to find it a bit of an uphill climb! With a plot that left us wanting, this episode promises candid critiques, hearty laughs, and of course, some deliciously …

Let’s get cultured! We’re diving into the quirky world of Shel Silverstein with his poem "Sick," while sipping on a unique and somewhat terrifying shot called The Sack Lunch. This peanut butter and jelly shot, made with Concord grape juice and peanut butter whiskey, will have you reminiscing about school lunches in the weirdest way possible. The Sa…

Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we’re reading Little Miss Tiny while tasting The Midtown Room Prosecco cocktail mixers (you know the interesting mixers you see at TJ Max or Home Goods around the holidays). Mentions: Little Mis Tiny by Roger Hargreave…

This month we're reporting on a series that had every 90's church lady in a choke hold! Yes, we're diving into the world of Chicken Soup for the Soul, specifically the Horse Lover's Soul II. Get ready for an episode brimming with horse girl energy as we share touching stories and nostalgic moments from this beloved collection. And of course, we're …

This month we’re headed back to the complicated world of middle school girls in Dear Diary #1: The Party by Carrie Randall first published in 1989. Join us as we follow Lizzie’s trials and tribulations from the first day of sixth grade to a questionable room makeover to the pinnacle middle school social experience… throwing a slumber party; all whi…

Let’s get cultured! Poem: She sights a Bird—she chuckles by Emily Dickinson Shot: The Lint Roller Recipe (for two): ½ cup coconut water Splash of lime juice 1 sugar cube Stir to dissolve sugar cube Shake with ice to chill Strain and pour into two glasses Top with shredded coconut _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood …

In this episode of Boozy Book Reports, we delve into John Steinbeck's timeless “classic”, Of Mice and Men. Join us as we explore the themes and unforgettable characters that make this novel a cornerstone of High School literature all while being slightly buzzed. This month we’re drinking two delicious cocktails: a refreshing Bellini and our special…

Join in as we discuss the most unhinged children’s book we’ve reported on yet! First published in 1960, Casey the Utterly Impossible Horse by Anita Feagles, is a wild ride featuring a sassy talking horse, who gives a masterclass in emotional manipulation! Listen in for lively discussions and unexpected twists, paired perfectly with our Bourbon Rene…

Let’s get cultured! Poem: The Steamboat - Anonymous Shot: Green Tea Shot Recipe (for two): 1 oz. Sweet and sour mix 1 oz. Peach schnapps 1 oz. Irish whiskey Shake with ice to chill Strain and pour into two glasses Add splash of sprite _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicio…

Join us as we dive into the thrilling world of The Transall Saga by Gary Paulsen. Embark on an epic adventure through time and space as we explore a mysterious world filled with blue light, rites of passage, and monkey nuts! And what better way to accompany our literary journey than with a refreshing Mai Tai and classic Rum and Coke? Grab your drin…

Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we’re reading Little Miss Sunshine while tasting BuzzBallz cocktails! Mentioned in the Episode: Little Miss Sunshine by Roger Hargreaves Little Miss Sunshine(1983) BuzzBallz Canned Cocktails _____________ Monthly book …

Let’s get cultured! Poem: Wild Nights - Wild Nights! by Emily Dickinson Shot: Wild Nights Recipe: 2 oz. Baileys strawberry cream liqueur 1 oz. Plain or vanilla vodka Shake with ice to chill Strain and pour into two glasses Garnish with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA …

Get ready for a journey to the iconic world of Sweet Valley! This month we’re reporting on Sweet Valley Twins #1: Best Friends! Shocking betrayals lurk beneath the surface of matching sweater sets and the surprisingly sinister Unicorn Club! Join us as we uncover the drama, secrets, and unexpected twists while we sip on a French Kiss and Champagne B…

Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we’re reading Little Miss Neat while tasting store bought old fashioned drinks. Mentioned in the Episode: Little Miss Neat by Roger Hargreaves Little Mis Neat (1983) On the Rocks Old Fashioned Cocktail Bulleit Old Fash…

We going deep this month! Dive into spiritual enlightenment with our latest episode featuring the prolific journey of 'Siddhartha' by Hermann Hesse! Join us as we pair soul-searching discussions with the serene elegance of sake and the exotic allure of our Samsara tiki drink! Plus, we have a special treat - Sam's husband, Kevin, joins us for this i…

Unwrap a dose of merry mischief with our newest episode featuring The Best Christmas Pageant Ever by Barbara Robinson! Join us as we dive into this hilarious holiday tale filled with laughter, chaos, and the true spirit of Christmas! Sip on our festive drinks (a zesty Lemon Drop and spicy El Diablitos) as we blend nostalgic vibes and a touch of boo…

Dive into nostalgia with our latest episode featuring Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends”! Join us as we journey back to the cherished pages of childhood, savoring the whimsical poetry that once adorned our bookshelves. Indulge in the poetic magic while sipping on our specially crafted cocktails, a Silverstein Sling and a Peach Me. Mention…

Boozy Book Reports is BACK from a short hiatus, and we're diving headfirst into the nostalgia of the '90s. Brace yourselves for a spine-tingling ride with our next episode, featuring R.L. Stine's classic chiller, 'Goosebumps: Night of the Living Dummy'! Join us as we revisit the eerie world of ventriloquist dummies, creepy twists, and thrilling enc…

Let's get cultured! Poem: First Fig by Edna St. Vincent Millay Shot: A Bay of Figs Recipe: ½ oz. fig syrup ¼ oz. lime juice 1 oz. rum or spiced rum Add a dash of Angostura bitters Shake with ice Strain & pout into a shot glass _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cockt…

Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book collection while trying out a variety of canned cocktails! This month we’re reading Little Miss Naughty and drinking a variety of mocktails by Curious Elixirs! Mentioned in the Episode: Little Miss Naughty by Roger Hargreaves Little Miss Naughty (1983) Curious Elixirs Curious Elixir …

Calling all horse girls! This is not a drill! We’re bringing all the horse girl energy to this month’s book report on Misty of Chincoteague by Marguerite Henry. Get your Mint Julep and Blackberry Bramble ready! Mentioned in the Episode Misty of Chincoteague Sam’s Country Playlist Uncle Val’s Botanical Gin Wild Hearts Can’t Be Broken (1991) Real lif…

We’re starting a new mini series! Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book collection while trying out a variety of canned cocktails! This month we’re reading Little Miss Bossy and drinking margaritas!! Mentioned in the Episode: Little Miss Bossy by Roger Hargreaves On the Rocks - The Margarita Chi-Chi’s Original Margarita …

New month, new amazing story! Grab a copy and follow along as we take a look at the award winning, modern classic….The Skin I’m In by Sharon G. Flake! We’re drinking New York Sours and a Honey Crisp mocktail. Mentioned in the Episode: The Skin I’m In Uncle Nearest Whisky and Rye Frichette Wines Sheffield Cider Curious Elixirs Mocktails Punky Brewst…

Let's get cultured! Poem: This Is Just to Say by William Carlos Williams (1934) Drink: Choya Umeshu With Plum _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book …

🎶Say hello to your friends (Baby-Sitters Club). Say hello to the people who care. 🎶 This month we’re diving into our first Baby-Sitters Club book —— Mallory and the Ghost Cat! Get your kid kits and cocktails ready! We’re drinking a Horse’s Neck and a Scott the Italian Stallion. Mentioned in the Episode: The Baby-Sitters Club Mystery #3 - Mallory an…

Let's get cultured! Poem: The Red Wheelbarrow by William Carlos Williams (1923) Shot: The Wheelbarrow 1 oz. Jägermeister Scharf 1 oz. Peach Schnapps 2 oz. Cranberry Juice "The Red Wheelbarrow" is published by Carcanet Press in the Collected Poems of William Carlos Williams, Volume 1, edited by Walton Litz and Christopher McGowan _____________ Month…

Aqua Net? Check! Swatch? Check! Delicious cocktails? Double check! This month’s book report covers the cult classic, “Remember Me” by Christopher Pike! Join in the ghostly fun of this late 80’s gem! 🖤 We’re sipping on Cosmos and Stockholm Harbors! Mentioned in the Episode: Remember Me by Christopher Pike Veronica Mars Chris Crocker - “Leave Britney…

We’re traveling back to our Scholastic Fair, elementary school days with the all American Girl classic, ‘“Meet Samantha”! Paired with a porch poundable traditional daiquiri and sassafras & molasses champagne cocktail! Mentioned in the Episode: American Girl: Meet Samantha Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (2004) Scholastic Book Fairs Visible Mendi…

First kisses, peak mean girl behavior, and an especially sassy cat make up this month’s book report! Join in as we revisit “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging” by Louise Rennison. As a special gift to ourselves were drinking some of the first “cocktails” we tried back in the day! A TP Bomb (equal parts Pepsi and beer) and The Mistake (a sugar…

In a world where you’re a ten year old girl left orphaned by a virus that has killed everyone over the age of twelve, what would you do to survive? Would you succumb to the bleakness of your reality or would you rise up to become the ruler of your own castle on the hill? This month we’re diving into the apocalyptic tale, “The Girl Who Owned a City”…

'Tis the season to be jolly with a side of snark! On this month's Boozy Book Report we're drinking nog and reminiscing as we report on 'Gift of the Magi'! Featuring the Country Bumpkin Eggnog cocktail by Basics with Babish! Mentioned on the episode: Gift of the Magi Captain Morgan Gingerbread Spiced Rum Country Bumpkin Eggnog Cocktail Gift of the M…

Are you there God? It’s us, Boozy Book Reports. This month were celebrating that special time in a girl’s life when she hits puberty and also contemplates the nature of God. Yes, we’re reading the classic Judy Blume tale, “Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.” Featuring our very first special guest and some delish cocktails. Mentioned in the Episo…

It's spooky season and we're celebrating by reading the classic children's horror book Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark! Featured cocktails: “The Toe” (aka a Kir Royale) and a Jack O'Lantern Rose! Mentioned in the episode: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories The Green Ribbon Banned Book List Bloody Mary H…

Damn those Pedro eyes! On this month’s Boozy Book Report we’re looking at the spicy 90’s bestseller, Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel. Featuring Sam’s Spicy Abuelita and a Zhuzhed Amaretto Sour cocktails! Mentioned in the Episode: Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram Like Water for Chocolate on Goodreads Tita’s Diary Like W…

Button, button, whose got the button? Join us as we revisit an essential Gen X and Millennial classic…..Go Ask Alice. Featuring a Revolver and Last Word cocktail (with a shot of Baileys on the side)! Mentioned in the Episode: Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram Unmask Alice (2022) Was Go Ask Alice the Original Literary Con? You’re W…

It’s our very first episode we taking it back to one of the MVPs of every 80’s Scholastic Book Fair! That’s right, we’re reading The Boxcar Children. ________________ Mentioned in the Episode Drink recipes available on our website or Instagram Vanilla Bean Vodka by Cedar Rain Spirits JUSTNOMIL SNL: Old Enough! Longterm Boyfriends! TikTok Forager - …

Boozy Book Reports is your new favorite way to revisit childhood classics with a fun, grown-up twist! Each month, we select a beloved book from our adolescence, pair it with delish cocktails, and dive into hilarious, insightful, and sometimes slightly tipsy discussions. Join us as we relive the stories that shaped us—from Like Water for Chocolate t…