John and Alexx once again prove their allyship by dunking on Ethan Coen's "Drive Away Dolls."Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Season 4 comes to a close with a big bunch of heavy junk. Marceline and the Ice King play the Omnichord. Erik cries. Alexx doesn't cry because apparently he's got no heart. The Lich returns and a beloved hero's death is revealed. Erik and Alexx eat chocolate and marzipan. S4E25 - I Remember You S4E26 - The Lich This episode wraps up our own season …

Marcy Phillips from the podcast Idle Ride joins us to talk about one of her favorite comfort films. Get cozy and hear us talk about growing up, being nice to evil dogs, and water park enemas.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The fellas talk about the recent Best Picture winner The post Oppenheimer appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

This episode is positively Shakespearean. Our discussion of the nature of the Fire Kingdom leads to a little bit of philosophical pondering around the D&D alignment system. How evil is Flame Princess? Should we be worried about Finn? But no amount of evil can top the Reign of Gunters. No matter where you turn, danger awaits! Join us for a delightfu…

John and Alexx put in the final word on feminism (Spoiler: It’s great!) while discussing Yorgos Lanthimos’ “Poor Things” The post Poor Things appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

There's already a podcast called "No Soap Radio," so we had to pick a different title for this marvelous episode, wherein Alexx and Erik cover two season four episodes of Adventure Time: Episode 19: "Lady & Peebles" Episode 20: "You Made Me" In this episode, Erik predicts the next president using Tarot cards, we talk about Frankenstein a lot, and d…

Erik (from some podcast called Wiz Biz) joins the fellas to talk worm. The post Dune: Part 2 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

We couldn't decide whether to call this episode "Nonplussed by the Prepuce" or "The Humbug in Alexx's Navel," so make sure you find us on Bluesky and tell us we picked wrong. Cutting through enormous piles of bullshit, Alexx and Erik cover two excellent Adventure Time season four episodes in this podcast episode. Episode 17 "BMO Noire" Episode 18 "…

Many years ago Alexx made John sign a contract in blood. Today, John and Alexx discuss Phantom of the Paradise. A connection? You decide. The post Phantom of the Paradise appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik ponder the unponderable theology of Grob Gob Glob Grod, alongside far more ponderable questions like Martian monarchies, magic hats, tiny manticores, and fiery princess romances in this amazing analysis of two excellent Adventure Time episodes from season 4: E15 "Sons of Mars" E16 "Burning Low" And yes, you are correct: this is final…

Jason Statham is the Beesatz Haderach. The post The Beekeeper appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik talk about microphones, spirit worlds, gnosticism, and (most importantly) these season 4 episodes of Adventure Time! Buckle up and join us for some rollicking fun! S4E11 "Beyond This Earthly Realm" S3E12 "Gotcha!" S3E13 "Princess Cookie" S3E14 "Card Wars" Check out these links! Check out these links! Our discussion of the Lich episod…

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This is an exciting episode, being the first we've recorded in the year 2024! The future is finally here, which Erik demonstrates with some sick riffs on his brand new sexy keytar!!!! Yes, you read that correctly. In this episode, we cover these season 4 episodes: Episode 8: Hug Wolf (very briefly) Episode 9: Princess Monster Wife Episode 10: Golia…

Join John and Alexx as they live up to their title while watching Saltburn. They hated it, just to be clear. The post Saltburn appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Where's Marceline? That's what we're trying to figure out in this episode, which covers the following season 4 episodes of Adventure Time: Episode 5: Return to the Nightosphere Episode 6: Daddy's Little Monster These are excellent core episodes, featuring some of our favorite characters, like Hunson Abadeer and Marceline. Buckle up, grab your banan…

Join John and Alexx as they torture the location of Alexx’s missing Pez dispenser from the winner of their “Meet the boys contest.” Also, they discuss Denis Villeneuve’s “Prisoners” Spoiler: it was under the desk. The post Prisoners appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

In this episode, Alexx and Erik discuss: S4.E1 ∙ Hot to the Touch S4.E7 ∙ In Your Footsteps Why the weird episode order? Well, blame HBO Max! They have their episodes all out of order and we didn't catch it in time. Plus, we want to make sure we do the Nightosphere episodes at the same time. Check our show notes for proper episode order, if you're …

Hope no one gave you two guys talking about a zero-budget alien movie because we can’t return this. Happy Holidays! The post Feeders 2: Slay Bells appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

The fellas are joined by Rob Campbell from the podcast Green Shirt to discuss what might be the greatest movie of all time. The post Step Up 3D appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Get ready for season 4! It's going to be mathematical!! What's coming up this season? So many good things! The Lich returns! The Nightosphere beckons! Lemongrab whines! BMO brightens our day! Disastrous fiery smooches! Season 4 of Wiz Biz with Alexx and Erik will be arriving on December 19th! Get ready!…

Listen as John bravely tolerates Alexx’s depression talk in the episode about Lars von Trier’s Melancholia. The post Melancholia appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik ejaculate all over the rest of season three in this blockbuster of an episode! We do quick coverage of these episodes: S3E22 "Paper Pete" S3E23 "Another Way" S3E24 "Ghost Princess" But then they dive into full coverage of: S3E25 "Dad's Dungeon" S3E26 "Incendium" Explore some family history and get introduced to Finn's new love intere…

What will you do while the world burns? Sure you could stand up to the systems that oppress us, but real heroes will watch a movie where that happens and then podcast about it. The post How to Blow Up a Pipeline appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time Season 3 episodes 19-21, "Holly Jolly Secrets (Parts 1 and 2)" and "Marceline's Closet"Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

John and a shape-changing alien mimicking alexx discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing. Spoiler: John is also a Thing; and the microphones; and the RSS feed. The post The Thing appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time Season 3 Episodes 16-18 "Jake vs. Me-Mow"; "Thank You"; and "The New Frontier" https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-matters-podcast/episode-8-useless-obscure-wordsVon Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Don’t let the title spoil the movie for you, let us do it. The post No One Will Save You appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time Season 3 episode 14 "Beautopia" and 15 "No One Can Hear You"Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Alexx ain’t afraid of no ghosts while John cries at the sight of Fischer Price phone. The post Skinamarink appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time season 3 episodes 11 "Apple Thief," 12 "The Creeps," and 13 "From Bad to Worse."Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Special guest Roejen joins the fellas to talk about this Andy Sidaris 80s classic of big hair, big explosions and big…fun! The post Hard Ticket to Hawaii appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

On this episode Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time Season 3 Episodes 9 "Fionna and Cake" and 10 "What Was Missing."Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Shoehorned needle drop: John and Alexx discuss…. Yet another needle drop: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. I dunno, a David Bowie song maybe? The post Guardians of the Galaxy Vol: 3 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

On this episode of Wiz Biz, Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time Season 3 episodes 7 "Still" and 8 "Wizard Battle."Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Life’s a beach and then you…grow old?!?! Take an oceanside trip with M Night Shyamalan, as he explores the mysteries of aging and the dangers of Boneitis. The post OLD appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Slap on your sunscreen because, baby, we’re going on summer break! Or, you know, we’re skipping an episode. Please Enjoy this Patreon Bonus episode for “You, Me, Madness” The post Summer break! appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Tonight Alexx and Erik discuss Season 3 Episodes 5 (Too Young) and 6 (The Monster).Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Loose yourself from the shackles of your water addiction and rejoice, for John and Alexx have decided to take to the desolate wastelands of podcasting and discuss Max Max: Fury Road. The post Max Max: Fury Road appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx would like to formally invite all vampires to visit him at home. But wait, that's not all! Invading memories, punching witches, hiring hitmen, and eating sentient meat---WHAT COULD GO WRONG? Join Alexx and Erik as they discuss Adventure Time season 2, episodes 3 "Memory of a Memory," and episode 4 "Hitman." Links Puncha-yo-buns (the Baby Finn…

John and Alexx bust out their favorite TikTok dances to discuss M3GAN. Also: John power washes Alexx’s face with Roundup. The post M3GAN appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

On this episode Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time season 3 Episodes 1 "Conquest of Cuteness" and 2 "Morituri Te Salutamus."Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time Season 2 episodes 23 Video Makers and 26 Heat Signature.Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

Pretty much a movie about John and Alexx. Instead of doing battle nude on a volcano. They are mind warriors, fighting their brain battles nude on podcast. They also announce an exciting, super butch new show branding. The post The Northman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time season 2 Episodes 24 "Mortal Folly" and 25 "Mortal Recoil"Von Alexx Bollen and Erik L. Arneson

In this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering. The post Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves appeared first on John and Alexx Hate S…

It's another whizzer, where we learn that girls love fun more than anything! In this episode, Alexx and Erik burn through four season 2 episodes of Adventure Time: S2 E19 "Mystery Train" S2 E20 "Go With Me" S2 E21 "Belly of the Beast" S2 E22 "The Limit" We are rapidly approaching the amazing season two finale, but in the meantime, enjoy some classi…

Though the title sounds like a FB post from your most unemployed uncle about no longer being able to use the microwave at 7-11, it’s actually a muddy film from George Clooney. The post Confessions of a Dangerous Mind appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Von John and Alexx Hate Stuff

In this amazing episode, Alexx and Erik discuss Adventure Time season 2, episodes 17 "Death in Bloom" and 18 "Susan Strong". If you want to help out the podcast, all you need to do is tell one friend about it! Word of mouth is a great way to help your favorite indie show. Don't forget to eat your vegetables—unless they talk back! Links Check out th…