That's the Body of Augustus Gloop

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Tom and Julie give The Business to Fatman and Rifkin's Festival and they honor the latest scientific discovery in the field of funny voices - this time, a BBC scientist and her assistant reveal what Neanderthals REALLY sounded like - and it's NOTHING like Tim Allen! Plus Tom and Julie have a few bones to pick with the flour industry and dictate three complaint emails to Hecker's Flour. Tom pitches a Taxi Driver sequel called Uber Driver! Tom and Julie's definitive ranking of the kids from Charlie and Charlie Factory! Julie's wisdom tooth horror story - she had to listen to Sgt. Pepper on shuffle! Tom' story of Barkley the horse! And more!

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THIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:

*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?

*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?

MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:

*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy

*Quarantine Mask that says "Put your fingers under my mask… If you like getting chomped!"

*Quarantine Mask that says "You may not know it but I’m eating a Milky Way under this b*tch!" (using the official Milky Way logo)

*"BRETT?"

*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"

*Tom on Barkley the Horse

*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"

*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!

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Theme song by Mike Krol

Artwork by Michael Kupperman

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