Don-s Identity Crisis Deepens

Don Woods

According to some half wit who appeared on the ITV morning news programme there are 100 different choices as to what gender you want to be.....so now it's not just LBGTQyou can add on another 95 "genders"....so there you go.....and this nut case is actually given television time to tell us that this is what children should be taught in school....Piers Morgan had a field day with this fool.....he told him it was like interviewing Dianne Abbot....because she didn't know what she was talking about either......so Vince we can be one of 100 things.....today I think I'll be...er....a mountain goat.....I might even march through the city with a big banner. I've just got my car tax reminder....£235....I speak to people who pay as little as £15.....some don't pay anything...because their vehicle isn't "damaging the planet".....soI get PENALISED for driving a car of my choice!!.....we are supposed to think that this will stop us buying diesel cars.....which it won't....it will just make money for the vehicle licensing lot.....so we must all rush out and buy electric cars which will save the planet and ...oh yes....make a fortune for the car manufacturers.....I fail to see what difference FUEL makes to the roads we still go down the same pot holes....it's like putting up the price of cigarettes or alcohol....it won't STOP anything all it will do is make the greedy cigarette producers and brewers even richer....we are getting conned rotten. We have just had the National Cycle Tour of Britain.....now I know that this is of interest to a lot of people but personally I fail to see what the attraction is in standing and watching a bunch of superfit cyclists flying past.....part of the event went past the end of my road so I popped down to take a look....I watched them all hurtle past and that was it....possibly the biggest none event of the year....but folk do enjoy it which is fair enough but what was annoying was the main road was closed for a couple of hours which causes a lot of inconvenience as you can imagine....not to mention the odd emergency and for what?.....I must be missing something.....mind you they do put signs up telling you that the road will be closed for a couple of hours and to "expect delays" so that's O.K. then. Obesity has raised its ugly head (and other parts) on the news....with "experts" pointing out that we are wrongly being told that fat ladies can be beautiful....showing them in their full glory on magazine covers....and they shouldn't be celebrated because of their size....the point of it being it is bad for your health .....apparently we are the second most obese country in the world....mind you we have got a long way to go before we catch up with America....a visit to Disneyworld clearly shows that.....and the point of "fat shaming" was brought up pointing out that skitting at people because of their weight can be very upsetting.....but the bottom line is it's your own fault if you are overweight in most cases and if you are not prepared to do something about it you need to learn to ignore morons who skit at you....it's bullying by insecure idiots and if they succeed in upsetting you they win.......I have never understood what pleasure neanderthals get from putting scams and immature comments on social media....it would be nice to have them found out and their computer rammed down their throat....which I feel would solve the problem....oh sorry I forgot about human rights. Back in the 80's I wrote and produced 21 songs for wrestler Adrian Street.....10 of which we put on a vinyl album called "Shake Wrestle and Roll....a few years ago this was re-released by a record company in America called Burger Records which they released on clear vinyl with blood splattering...and which is doing O.K. ....this week Burger have been on to me as they want to re-release the second album I produced for Adrian called "Naughty But It's Nice".....I'm not sure whether the world is ready for this but I knew it would come back to haunt me....this weeks song is from that album and it was one I wrote for him to enter the ring to....so here it is "Exotic Adrian"