This week we're building a better community. Join us as we discuss how to acquire a house for $2,500, paying to not be racist, and extreme swing safety.Von Acid Pop

This week we're bringing this podcast in. Dead or alive. Join us as we discuss how to rebrand kidnapping, the importance of double checking addresses, and how to change a career in horse thievery to an empire of dead priests.Von Acid Pop

This week we're sticking it to the man. Join us as we discuss how to mosh while sober, why punk bands aren't allowed on SNL, and when it's appropriate to punch Nazis.Von Acid Pop

This week we explore the darker side of the rainbow. Join us as we discuss the cost of the whitest white, how poisonous is too poisonous for a school bus, and how to torture paint out of cows.Von Acid Pop

This week we're venturing into the underground to talk about the Yakuza. join us as we discuss proper sweating techniques, how to count to 9 and three quarters, and how to turn a group of butchers into a worldwide power.Von Acid Pop

Things are heating up this week as we talk about mating. Join us as we discuss bracelet length sperm, how to prove verility by vomiting into your partners mouth, and the infallible confidence of drone bees.Von Acid Pop

Bring it in for a hug. This week we're talking about cephalopods. Join us as we discuss octopus cities, donut brains, and how to manage 90 arms. Also, we're all together in one place for the first time ever!Von Acid Pop

This week we return with the rising of the moon. Join us as we discuss the laundry list of ways to turn into a werewolf, the thin line between serial killers and werewolves, and how to retire by killing a large wolf.Von Acid Pop

This week we're razing animals. Join us as we discuss the reproductive point of no return, Wybrand van Warwijck's Walghvoghel, and the shortest time from declaring an animal as protected and it going extinct.Von Acid Pop

WARNING: This is the second and last episode where recording got messed up. Sorry again. The next two are back to normal. But for this episode, join us as we discuss how to bankrupt a stock trading company in 45 minutes, the dangers of rounding, and why we never should have trusted the clearly evil Therac 25.…

WARNING: The recording got messed up this episode and next, so Sean and Kelly sound awful. Sorry about that. Please do your best to hear through the traffic outside as we discuss Tik Tok abortion/suicide techniques, how to abort when your local clinic is 2,000 miles away, and yet more reasons not to move to Texas.…

This week do we go too far? Join us as we discuss deliberately vague laws, how to ban books without reading them, and yet more reasons to not go to Texas.Von Acid Pop

This week we're digging deep to talk about mining. join us as we discuss how to get rid of a mountain, how many warning signs are too many, and taking a water slide to work.Von Acid Pop

This week we're talking about liquid rock what squirts out of the ground. Join us as we discuss the dangers of drilling too deep, glass filled acidic fog, and when is the right time to move when living next to a volcano.Von Acid Pop

This week we're surviving on our wits alone. Join us as we discuss the five Bs of foraging, the wisdom of TikTok guides, and murder by beef wellington.Von Acid Pop

This week we're going coocoo learning about mental asylums. Join us as we discuss the fine line between mentally ill person and orphan, asylum tourism, and the dangers of undercover reporting.Von Acid Pop

This week we're going where no man has gone...in a while. Join us as we discuss how to die of mesothelioma at age 25, why you should never buy a huge plot of land for less than $5, and how not to store anthrax.Von Acid Pop

This week we ask if the name "Killer Whale" is warranted. Join us as we discuss spicy pancakes, exuberant whale kisses, and when to call it quits if whales hate you.Von Acid Pop

With great power comes a great need to bone down. Join us as we discuss justifications for having sex with anyone such as corporate advancement, being ones own dad, and an alien orgy.Von Acid Pop

What's that, I hear you ask? Join us as we discuss escape rooms, haunted houses, and augmented reality games. We'll talk about why you shouldn't rob banks, where to draw the line on realism, and why you shouldn't store gas in your lobby.Von Acid Pop

This week we're doomed for all time. Join us as we discuss belligerent goats, fire proof children, and how to curse thieves using 10,000 words or more.Von Acid Pop

This week we talk about how sometimes there's no going back. Join us as we discuss grown ups hurting and/or killing themselves while swinging, hiding, tugging, and hula hooping.Von Acid Pop

This week we're endorsing the need for OSHA. Join us as we discuss how long construction workers "last", the best way to save money on scaffolding, and the minor dangers of tunnelitus.Von Acid Pop

Kelly is back to once again discuss her fears of AI world domination. Join us as we discuss an artistic approach to counting, getting suicide incentives from chat bots, and why Italy's sexual relationships with AI may require an intervention.Von Acid Pop

Sorry for the late upload, but we have an extra long one to make up for it. Join us as we discuss the extravagant cost of horse milk, how close you have to get to a Brown Recluse for verification, and rejected Spider-Man powers such as jizz webs.Von Acid Pop

This week we try to win big talking about game shows. Join us as we discuss the taxable repercussions of game show prizes, America's distaste for being tortured while answering trivia, and how to turn hay fever into a million dollars.Von Acid Pop

Quiet, please, we're about to begin. This week we'll be talking about theater accidents both on and off the stage. Join us as we discuss why fire exits are important regardless of how ugly they are, how to stop wiggly wigs with nothing but a bra, and the urinary hazards of being in an orchestra.Von Acid Pop

These week we're dressed to the nines as we talk about the horrible things humans have done in the name of vanity. Join us as we discuss crushed feet, broken collar bones, and feeling like there's something in your eye on purpose.Von Acid Pop

This week we're talking about Cargo Cults. Join us as we discuss how to subjugate yourself, royal pig killing sticks, and how to make a fake airport.Von Acid Pop

It's too hot so this week we see what can be done. Join us as we discuss the perils of bell ringing, the failed attempt to bifurcate America with a line of fire, and how not to sue a wizard for flooding your town.Von Acid Pop

This week we talk about trucks what squish other trucks. Join us as we discuss the wholesome origins of giant trucks, crime solving trucks, and what happens when monster trucks are let loose after their driver passes out.Von Acid Pop

This week we're talking about executions, and why it might be too harsh a punishment for the crime of stealing an apple. Join us as we discuss how to improve your approval rating via executions, killing whole families to find a clerk, and why you should never use synthetic sponges.Von Acid Pop

This week we talk about giant waves what come from nowhere. Join us as we discuss the untrustworthiness of sailors, why boats need black boxes, and how to fill a lighthouse right up to the top.Von Acid Pop

This week we bring you formication as we talk about ants. Join us as we discuss Country long ant colonies, exploding butts, the worst penalty for car theft, and the synesthetic fever dream that is the Schmidt pain index.Von Acid Pop

This week we drink till we're cool! Or dead. Join us as we discuss how to get out of murder charges by simply being rich enough, the worst place to dig a pretend grave, and why the movie Seven is a bad source of rituals.Von Acid Pop

Guess what? We aren't dead! Or mortal enemies. At least, not yet. For our triumphant return, we discuss some friends who cannot say the same. Join us as we talk about how to out-paint your enemies, why you shouldn't be friends with your boss, and how far some people will go to defend the honor of their grandfather's pig.…

And so we go out showing you all the times we flubbed, fell, and farted. Thanks for again for joining us. Stay safe out there.Von Acid Pop

It's been fun, but it's time to say goodbye. Join us as we discuss supersonic propeller planes, beaver butt ice cream, heat records, and why we're saying farewell. Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_XF-84H_Thunderscreech https://www.engadget.com/2007-08-21-arcade-arm-wrestling-game-pulled-for-arm-wrecking.html https://www.engadget.com/…

In our second to last episode we're tackling a topic that's been on the to-do list since day 1: Guns. We'll talk about how to increase your risk of being shot, justice minded toddlers, and trigger happy dogs. Sources: https://cdn0.wideopenspaces.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/16602880_385093748517820_4035165616085928796_n.jpg https://giffords.org/b…

This week we're chewing the fat talking about animals what chew the fat. Join us as we discuss some of the most deadly anthrophages like lions, bears, and the most heinous of all, the mosquito.Von Acid Pop

This week it's under water spiders as we talk about crustaceans. Join us as we discuss America's most dangerous job, how to kill someone with a shrimp, and why it's a bad idea to keep critters inside your eye. Sources: https://www.etymonline.com/word/crustacea https://common-phobias.com/Ostraconophobia.htm https://clinicalanatomy.com/mtd1/873-kabou…

This week we're sorting through the mail to talk about the postal service. Join us as we discuss the literal tons of junk mail, going postal, and how to mail various parts of people through the mail. Sources: https://www.nps.gov/poex/faqs.htm https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pony_Express https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/53334/6-bizarre-items-mail…

This week we go digging for treasure! Or, barring that, at least some stories of people who died looking for treasure. Join us as we discuss cursed gold, incomprehensible maps, and how lucrative being a shepherd can be. Sources: https://www.etymonline.com/word/treasure https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=hunt https://phobia.wikia.org/wiki/Thesaurop…

This week we drink to the bottom of the cup to learn about coffee and tea. Join us as we discuss drinking poop, trading tea for opium, and how coffee won the American civil war. Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Young https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/07/25/485227943/if-war-is-hell-then-coffee-has-offered-u-s-soldiers-some-salva…

The votes are in! Or are they? This week we take a look at the perils of voting such as racial discrimination, electing literal clowns to office, and winning by several hundred percent. Sources: https://www.etymonline.com/word/vote https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=elect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleisthenes https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-t…

This week we're putting out a hit. Episode that is! Join us as we discuss How to change careers from encyclopedia salesman to hitman, the dangers of carpet sales, and how to get out of a legal situation via murder. Sources: https://m.ranker.com/list/famous-hitmen/ranker-crime https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contract_killing https://www.nbcnews.com/ne…

This week we look deep inside to find the hidden dangers of x-rays and radiation. Well, maybe not so hidden. Join us as we discuss mismatched hands, glowing women, and radioactive water jugs. Sources: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/roentgen-xrays-discovery-radiographs https://polioforever.wordpress.com/x-rays/ https://www.fda.gov/media/74894…

This week we're going for the gold! Join us as we discuss anit-terrorist wrestlers, competitive engraving, and how to throw a manhole cover. Sources: https://www.etymonline.com/word/olympian https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Olympic_Games https://stillmed.olympic.org/media/Document%20Library/OlympicOrg/General/EN-Olympic-Charter.pdf#_ga=2.19568…

This week we're traveling the wide world of lakes. Join us as we tour some of the strangest and deadliest lakes including lakes that boil, explode, and kill entire valleys with death clouds.Von Acid Pop

Touch gloves and get in your corner, because we're taking on boxing. Join us as we discuss why you should always listen to prophetic dreams, how to make slow hardening casts, and how many super classifications is too many. Sources: https://www.oddee.com/item_97241.aspx https://bleacherreport.com/articles/965780-13-most-shocking-scandals-in-boxing-h…